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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by mixta140: 4:08pm On Jul 18, 2022
Lexkenny99:
My mamalet knw sey as a fresh fyne bwoy, I'm definitely a ladies' man. She knew one of my babes then, STEPHANIE. I bring steph home to my room and we do doings. She only told me that as my D** Dey stand make I Knw where e dey enter cuz any girl I Give belle, i go marry am... grin Imagine! My dad knws but man lyks keeping things on a low... grin
If it were to be your sis... Would they have said same thing or your dad stay low key?
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Waynesteave: 4:09pm On Jul 18, 2022
KristaPretty:

You are shameless. You beg every single day of your life and on every post. Use something else, get busy and take your broke ass out to get a job.

It irritates me to see a CONSTANT online beggar
.
hmmmmmmmm how do I reply you oooooooooohhhhhh
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Nobody: 4:10pm On Jul 18, 2022
sorosoke101:
I have my own room. Nah conditions make crayfish bend ,I was not living with her b4 but when I lost my job I had to head back home to plan my life.
U be complete wetin ohafia pple call Efulefu..

Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by AmeLonRo(m): 4:11pm On Jul 18, 2022
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Nobody: 4:12pm On Jul 18, 2022
raphroye:
What are you still doing in your parents house at 34? You can get a place no matter how small it is. Trust me, you self go like get peace of mind
Na this guy make ohafia pple say Efulefu

Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Nobody: 4:12pm On Jul 18, 2022
sorosoke101:
My parents never caught me, but my mom never wants to see me with any lady. Just this evening I brought a girl home to stay with me tonight in my own room oooh,after sneaking her in my room, I don't know how my mom found out. All hell was let loose I quickly bolted the door and all sorts of insult and curses have been landing on my head ooh. Can you imagine at the age of 34 my mom still wants to be breastfeeding me as if I am a kid.
O boy. At 34 you still dey live with your mum!

E get as E be!
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by saintruky(m): 4:14pm On Jul 18, 2022
sorosoke101:
My parents never caught me, but my mom never wants to see me with any lady. Just this evening I brought a girl home to stay with me tonight in my own room oooh,after sneaking her in my room, I don't know how my mom found out. All hell was let loose I quickly bolted the door and all sorts of insult and curses have been landing on my head ooh. Can you imagine at the age of 34 my mom still wants to be breastfeeding me as if I am a kid.
So long u still under her roof, baba u nor get say...
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Nobody: 4:16pm On Jul 18, 2022
Really interesting thread...

Well what do I know, haven't got a taste of Za kpekus grin
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Braga90(m): 4:17pm On Jul 18, 2022
tayo60:
But I no chubby o. I be lepa
See them oo! Na so something dey start. Hmmm, é sha rora tage! Awon lovebirds!
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by chocboi78(m): 4:21pm On Jul 18, 2022
Haynnie:
Many netizens online have taken to their social media page to share their experience of how their first parents found out they are having sex and some had it good while some had it bad. (My parents still believe in a virgin grin and yes I kept it going but they don't know what john Thomas has seen grin)

So have you been caught or how did your parents get to know you are have started having sex?

Let's keep the thread going.
how can I get access to the thread on twitter
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by stabilizer: 4:21pm On Jul 18, 2022
sorosoke101:
I feed my self and am no mummy's pet I had a little setback that was why I return home. I will be back on my own b4 the year runs out. Nah condition make crayfish bend
No dey explain give them again. Many of them get their own crib.. Keep shouting at 34, what of people who lost everything at fifty?

Bro, the storm will be over and the Lord shall restore you 10 times fold
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by godofuck231: 4:21pm On Jul 18, 2022
The day big asa and rid lips walked past my mum with just my ice hockey shirt , my mum smiled like a shark seeing a giant catfish
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by stabilizer: 4:22pm On Jul 18, 2022
Skyview01:
O boy. At 34 you still dey live with your mum!

E get as E be!
Gbenue soun.. How old are. You and where u dey stay? Show us proof and don't come here to serve us bs
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Waynesteave: 4:22pm On Jul 18, 2022
KristaPretty:

You are shameless. You beg every single day of your life and on every post. Use something else, get busy and take your broke ass out to get a job.

It irritates me to see a CONSTANT online beggar
.
ok, as useless as your generations are, as malfunction as your families are and as wretched as your whole relatives are you think that gives you a reason to come and talk to me anyhowhuh
Those comment use screenshots was made same day within the same hours of time in multiple threads. It was an emergency which I stated there and the reason I can't recharge was also there, luckily someone recharge me with just what I needed and I came back online immediately to removed my number and put evidence that my case had been solved.
Like three or two ppl try to recharge me after I had removed my number but I declined since I have sorted myself out, now you come here after a week saying I USE TO BEG ONLINE undecided.
I don't know you but learn how to talk, learn how to read in-between the lines and next time don't be unfortunate. Thank you.
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by zexy2030(m): 4:23pm On Jul 18, 2022
sorosoke101:
My parents never caught me, but my mom never wants to see me with any lady. Just this evening I brought a girl home to stay with me tonight in my own room oooh,after sneaking her in my room, I don't know how my mom found out. All hell was let loose I quickly bolted the door and all sorts of insult and curses have been landing on my head ooh. Can you imagine at the age of 34 my mom still wants to be breastfeeding me as if I am a kid.
@ 34 still wt ur parents?
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Samuelnze(m): 4:25pm On Jul 18, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:
One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here
hey man,thanks for yesterday. Your boots really helped me kick some assess.
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Nobody: 4:26pm On Jul 18, 2022
stabilizer:
Gbenue soun.. How old are. You and where u dey stay? Show us proof and don't come here to serve us bs
Ogbeni! Why you dey support bad thing na.

At 34!.

The mama suppose flog am and the looser girlfriend until sense is restored into the right medula!
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by stabilizer: 4:26pm On Jul 18, 2022
Aurielfinizu:
U be complete wetin ohafia pple call Efulefu..
You are the efulefu or what da fvck did you just called that gentle man.

Infact, you sound wretched. You really define yourself with the expression in the above uploaded image.

Nonsense! Show us proof of where u stay. Dirty, idiot, foolish pig. Your sense of reasoning can only be compared with that of portable because you sound just as LOW and Dirty as him.
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by jojothaiv(m): 4:26pm On Jul 18, 2022
kendological:
Stop explaining, some people will still choose not to understand.
Funny enough, if most of them have read from the beginning, there would be no need dropping unnecessary comments but then, we lived in a world where there are more legal-knower than lovers
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by PS712: 4:26pm On Jul 18, 2022
sorosoke101:
My parents never caught me, but my mom never wants to see me with any lady. Just this evening I brought a girl home to stay with me tonight in my own room oooh,after sneaking her in my room, I don't know how my mom found out. All hell was let loose I quickly bolted the door and all sorts of insult and curses have been landing on my head ooh. Can you imagine at the age of 34 my mom still wants to be breastfeeding me as if I am a kid.
@34 you shouldn't be living with mum except she came visiting (you).
But if you have to stay with her because she needs your presence maybe because she is widowed, then you have to put your acts together.
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Stiff66(m): 4:29pm On Jul 18, 2022
ALFADOS:
am still a Virgin but have a lovely kid
ok
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by stabilizer: 4:29pm On Jul 18, 2022
Skyview01:
Ogbeni! Why you dey support bad thing na.

At 34!.

The mama suppose flog am and the looser girlfriend until sense is restored into the right medula!
Are you normal? Are you old are you? Do you believe there is storm that await each and everyone of us at every chapter of our lives? If you are not strong enough to withstand it, you fall!

Either you fall or you elevate if you are able to beat the storm.

This is where your mother, father, wife, close friend or pastor come into play. You need an angel of you can't wage it for yourself.

So if you never fall, I beg shift and leave the dude alone
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by madukaanaya(m): 4:29pm On Jul 18, 2022
Was my mother's maid oluchi.sex with her was mind blowing.tall,black and big hip.oluchi was four years older.she introduced me to it.we usually hit it up at night while everyone was asleep.i use to be afraid of my brothers or sisters catching us but whenever I insert my odogwu,I don't care if my father is in the room anymore.never tested a better puna and probably won't.we started when I was eleven until she left when I was fifteen but now I can stay five years without thanks to buhari and the economic situation
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by stabilizer: 4:30pm On Jul 18, 2022
PS712:
@34 you shouldn't be living with mum except she came visiting (you).
But if you have to stay with her because she needs your presence maybe because she is widowed, then you have to put your acts together.
Shut up idiot!
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by stabilizer: 4:31pm On Jul 18, 2022
yachal:
That's 'cos u 've bin an 'omo-mommy' from the word go

The annoying part is that u don't even realize it yet.
Someone said you are foolish. Is it true?
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Nobody: 4:31pm On Jul 18, 2022
sorosoke101:
not wat you think ooh lost my job during covid 19 and couldn't keep up with my rent so I went back home, am gradually getting back to my feet with the help of my GF. Will be back on my own b4 the year runs out
so after giving free house you wan turn mumsie house to a brothel abi.!
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by moneyissweet(m): 4:33pm On Jul 18, 2022
When I impregnated my wife
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Nobody: 4:34pm On Jul 18, 2022
saintruky:
So long u still under her roof, baba u nor get say...
correct guy! Her house her rules!
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Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by iamoyindamola(m): 4:37pm On Jul 18, 2022
Burna440:
I was not caught, after I got admission to university my Dad gave me a full carton of Gold circle and warned me that I must always use it... He came to visit me in school during matric and went to check my wardrobe, he saw the condom was remaining only two inside and muttered awuzubillahi... that’s was barely after two months of resumption
Omo grin grin grin
WTF did i just read
Re: How Did Your Parents Know You Were Having Sex And What Was Their Reaction? by Nobody: 4:39pm On Jul 18, 2022
stabilizer:
Are you normal? Are you old are you? Do you believe there is storm that await each and everyone of us at every chapter of our lives? If you are not strong enough to withstand it, you fall!

Either you fall or you elevate if you are able to beat the storm.

This is where your mother, father, wife, close friend or pastor come into play. You need an angel of you can't wage it for yourself.

So if you never fall, I beg shift and leave the dude alone
that is not a normal situation na.

Ogbeni, it is highly abnormal to live with mumsie at 34 nau!

I know you agree with me.
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