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Many netizens online have taken to their social media page to share their experience of how their first parents found out they are having sex and some had it good while some had it bad. (My parents still believe in a virgin and yes I kept it going but they don't know what john Thomas has seen )

So have you been caught or how did your parents get to know you are have started having sex?

Let's keep the thread going.

It's gonna be an interesting thread !! who's there, bar-man give me one cold bottle of champagne

Off to Naija pr

,nairalanders should also come and share their experiences.

virginprincess:
,nairalanders should also come and share their experiences.

This one Dey claim virgin

PerfectStranger:
This one Dey claim virgin

How is it your business if i claim to be a virgin ,beside stop having this mentality that are girls are loosed and wayward like your girlfriend.

It will start with truth den lies go full am

They dont know...

virginprincess:
How is it your business if i claim to be a virgin ,beside stop having this mentality that are girls are loosed and wayward like your girlfriend.

A.W.A.L.T All women are like that

Our sallah ram was screaming in the middle of the night despite my best attempts to cover its mouth then a bright torchlight enter my eyes followed by another bright red flash before I then woke up in LUTH with 2 missing teeth.

My parents never caught me, but my mom never wants to see me with any lady. Just this evening I brought a girl home to stay with me tonight in my own room oooh,after sneaking her in my room, I don't know how my mom found out. All hell was let loose I quickly bolted the door and all sorts of insult and curses have been landing on my head ooh. Can you imagine at the age of 34 my mom still wants to be breastfeeding me as if I am a kid.

virginprincess:
How is it your business if i claim to be a virgin ,beside stop having this mentality that are girls are loosed and wayward like your girlfriend.

Dey whine yourself. The real virgins don’t make noice

Make i sidon wait for the real WTF experiences

My mamalet knw sey as a fresh fyne bwoy, I'm definitely a ladies' man. She knew one of my babes then, STEPHANIE. I bring steph home to my room and we do doings. She only told me that as my D** Dey stand make I Knw where e dey enter cuz any girl I Give belle, i go marry am... Imagine! My dad knws but man lyks keeping things on a low...

many guys like toto but u can never see em with a woman.

sorosoke101:
My parents never caught me, but my mom never wants to see me with any lady. Just this evening I brought a girl home to stay with me tonight in my own room oooh,after sneaking her in my room, I don't know how my mom found out. All hell was let loose I quickly bolted the door and all sorts of insult and curses have been landing on my head ooh. Can you imagine at the age of 34 my mom still wants to be breastfeeding me as if I am a kid.

you shouldn't be having sex under their roof.If you have no shame,what of the shameless lady without home training.

Im here for lies
Vote OBI and your parents wont mind u having sex on d couch

Ulunne777:
At 34 you shouldn't be having sex under their roof.If you have no shame,what of the shameless lady without home training.

Lolzzzzz

Under whose person's roof should he be having sex

sorosoke101:
My parents never caught me, but my mom never wants to see me with any lady. Just this evening I brought a girl home to stay with me tonight in my own room oooh,after sneaking her in my room, I don't know how my mom found out. All hell was let loose I quickly bolted the door and all sorts of insult and curses have been landing on my head ooh. Can you imagine at the age of 34 my mom still wants to be breastfeeding me as if I am a kid.

and you're not ashamed to spit this trash

B iiG 34

It seems African parents are loosing their guide. Even when I was a bachelor living alone in 3 rooms flat, anytime my mum came visiting, I found it awkward when a lady visit.

sorosoke101:
My parents never caught me, but my mom never wants to see me with any lady. Just this evening I brought a girl home to stay with me tonight in my own room oooh,after sneaking her in my room, I don't know how my mom found out. All hell was let loose I quickly bolted the door and all sorts of insult and curses have been landing on my head ooh. Can you imagine at the age of 34 my mom still wants to be breastfeeding me as if I am a kid.

erm,at 34,why choose to share space with mummy??

"did your parents know..."

Damnn!!!! Lmao
My Babe mom pointly told my babe to be easy and try Dey use condom most times. I was surprised coz the phone was on loud speaker lol

As I dey run my parole maley no ft notice naa

GPTankhh:
Wait.... At 34 you're still in your mothers house?

not wat you think ooh lost my job during covid 19 and couldn't keep up with my rent so I went back home, am gradually getting back to my feet with the help of my GF. Will be back on my own b4 the year runs out

oceanized25:
erm,at 34,why choose to share space with mummy??

I have my own room. Nah conditions make crayfish bend ,I was not living with her b4 but when I lost my job I had to head back home to plan my life.

HopeNeverDies:
Damnn!!!! Lmao
My Babe mom pointly told my babe to be easy and try Dey use condom most times. I was surprised coz the phone was on loud speaker lol

Practice safe sex

Nyascobar1414:
As I dey run my parole maley no ft notice naa

El Shapiro!

Your mama dey fuxk up well well.

Sha you for fit dey stay with your Homies wey dey stay on their own flats na.

sorosoke101:
I have my own room. Nah conditions make crayfish bend ,I was not living with her b4 but when I lost my job I had to head back home to plan my life.

sorosoke101:
My parents never caught me, but my mom never wants to see me with any lady. Just this evening I brought a girl home to stay with me tonight in my own room oooh,after sneaking her in my room, I don't know how my mom found out. All hell was let loose I quickly bolted the door and all sorts of insult and curses have been landing on my head ooh. Can you imagine at the age of 34 my mom still wants to be breastfeeding me as if I am a kid.

What are you still doing in your parents house at 34? You can get a place no matter how small it is. Trust me, you self go like get peace of mind