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Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by pixypixs(m): 1:50pm On Oct 07, 2022
MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them. undecided
This very short and simple message you can not take time to read?you just judged based on the headline
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by AgentGoat: 1:50pm On Oct 07, 2022
Waynesteave:
nahhh, that will be I'm 27 yrs nop I am way past 27
You should be between 29-31 years old.
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by IamAsiri: 1:50pm On Oct 07, 2022
Waynesteave:
Like you read up there, I don't actually know my age, but I can remember some event way back,
I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma.

I remember my uncle coming to take me back to lag, in year 2000 precisely and I remember very well when that bomb blast at Ikeja cantoment happened for days in Lagos.

Now key important things to know is, when my uncle came to take me back to lag it was during third term holidays and I was on my way to primary 2 then but when I got to lag he enrroll me to private school and I was taken back to nursery 3 because baba (me) no Sabi even speak English as at then, and I still remember that very moment very well.

So like how many years of age do you guys think I might be then cuz all the memories are still fresh in my brain so for me to still remember everything then, I am thinking maybe i was 7 or 9 then. I'm so confuse.
You were 7.
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by ShenTeh(m):
One of my cousins, had the same problem.

We all knew that grandma would always say to me that he was 5 months older than me. Not like his parents were late at the time o, but as per say wetin 'consign' villa people with date of birth. (Well, I knew mine because my mum was a class teacher and had all my birth certs before being sent off to grandma in the village.

Na so we reason the matter tire as we all dey uni that time, we just said since you are 5 months older than me and your mum said she was picking walnuts in the farm when she fell into labour, we just agreed on one date for my cousin o.

Interestingly as we grew we discussed that the old orthodox church in the next (larger) village kept all records of births. My guy went around Christmas 2006 and called me to say we were wrong by exactly 2 weeks! We agreed to start using the right one (Doesn't seem to be the right decision today though)
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by TruthIsBitter02: 1:50pm On Oct 07, 2022
Waynesteave:
Like you read up there, I don't actually know my age, but I can remember some event way back,
I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma.

I remember my uncle coming to take me back to lag, in year 2000 precisely and I remember very well when that bomb blast at Ikeja cantoment happened for days in Lagos.

Now key important things to know is, when my uncle came to take me back to lag it was during third term holidays and I was on my way to primary 2 then but when I got to lag he enrroll me to private school and I was taken back to nursery 3 because baba (me) no Sabi even speak English as at then, and I still remember that very moment very well.

So like how many years of age do you guys think I might be then cuz all the memories are still fresh in my brain so for me to still remember everything then, I am thinking maybe i was 7 or 9 then. I'm so confuse.
Just check the average age of your class mates when you finished secondary school. Then add the two years you lost when you came to Lagos then add the number of years after your secondary school graduation till now.
You can now choose any month you like and your favorite number to be your birthday.
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by DADYLEED: 1:51pm On Oct 07, 2022
MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them. undecided
"Are you blind or deaf? Someone said he lost his parent at a very tender age and you are still asking him to go ask his dead parent. na waoo
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Sirchiboy: 1:51pm On Oct 07, 2022
Waynesteave:
I don't know cry
.
What do you mean?
Check the date you finished in your certificate
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by MultiDot: 1:51pm On Oct 07, 2022
O"Boy I am trying to reason something; first your Mum died after your birth, then your Dad died in an accident where you were the only survivor, your uncle that took you back to Lagos is also dead and your grand ma too. Are you thinking what I am thinkinghuh?
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by observanc1: 1:51pm On Oct 07, 2022
Waynesteave:
yes yes yes, you're so damn right. Cuz after my uncle died in 2004 it is the same st Mary's I went to finish my primary cuz I had to go back to meet grandma at village.
But are u sure they will still have that registration considering that time of storing data on paper undecided
go to that St Mary's. They have records of Tinubu's agemates, not to talk of 2004 that's just yesterday.
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by christistruth01: 1:51pm On Oct 07, 2022
.. Even ex President Obasanjo doesn't know his real age he just did some guess work when those born around the same time as him knew their ages

Eg if someone you are about 2 years older than tells you he is 30 years old you can guess your age
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Waynesteave(op): 1:51pm On Oct 07, 2022
wealthpreach:
Electrocardiography is the process of producing an electrocardiogram, a recording of the heart's electrical activity. It is an electrogram of the heart which is a graph of voltage versus time of the electrical activity of the heart using electrodes.

Very accurate. Cost around 6k
wow 6k pere, am in abj can I get it done at gwagwalada hospital or maitama hospital they're both gen hospital.
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by ThothHermes: 1:54pm On Oct 07, 2022
MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them. undecided
All these children with phones.
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by DeOTR: 1:55pm On Oct 07, 2022
In which year did your parents die?
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Templee333(m): 1:55pm On Oct 07, 2022
babyfaceafrica:
Eggzactly, people were much older then. I had people in ss2 and Ss3 who were very matured around 2002-2005..they will be 23-25. Now you see 20 Yr already a University graduate
ggz (x)
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by SelfishMadMaN(m): 1:55pm On Oct 07, 2022
emmanuelbrown26:
Op are in any way related with this man
Are you sure okay
grin
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Probz(m): 1:55pm On Oct 07, 2022
Ndo, o? Ask your uncle.
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Waynesteave(op): 1:56pm On Oct 07, 2022
Sirchiboy:
.
What do you mean?
Check the date you finished in your certificate
u ask what age did I finish primary school, if the age in my testimonial is the correct one I wouldn't be here bothering ppl.
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Foodqueen(f): 1:56pm On Oct 07, 2022
If you are a Catholic, u will definitely have been baptized. Go to your village church and ask for the record
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Probz(m): 1:57pm On Oct 07, 2022
MEGA4BILLION:
Guy forget about that age stuff,
just count you were 10 years old when you acquire your First School Leaving Certificate. You will thank me later.
Lol. He should just dash himself a full decade (not even 7 or 8 )?
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Probz(m): 1:58pm On Oct 07, 2022
Foodqueen:
If you are a Catholic, u will definitely have been baptized. Go to your village church and ask for the record
Only if the nigga’s actually Catholic.
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Pholadime(m): 1:58pm On Oct 07, 2022
MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them. undecided
This isn't super story by Wale Adenuga. Thus, read it again and assimilate it well before commenting.
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Cyntie55(f): 2:00pm On Oct 07, 2022
MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.
Your parent are responsible for this, ask them. undecided
Most of you on this forum lack comprehension reason I can NEVER argue with anyone on this forum.

You need to go back to primary school to learn how to read and understand okay
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Betboss(m): 2:02pm On Oct 07, 2022
Waynesteave:
Like you read up there, I don't actually know my age, but I can remember some event way back,
I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma.

I remember my uncle coming to take me back to lag, in year 2000 precisely and I remember very well when that bomb blast at Ikeja cantoment happened for days in Lagos.

Now key important things to know is, when my uncle came to take me back to lag it was during third term holidays and I was on my way to primary 2 then but when I got to lag he enrroll me to private school and I was taken back to nursery 3 because baba (me) no Sabi even speak English as at then, and I still remember that very moment very well.

So like how many years of age do you guys think I might be then cuz all the memories are still fresh in my brain so for me to still remember everything then, I am thinking maybe i was 7 or 9 then. I'm so confuse.
You should be either 7 or 8 then
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by IamAsiri: 2:02pm On Oct 07, 2022
Templee333:
his headmaster & all his teachers must have died years ago.
Which years ago are you talking about? Was he talking about 60s?
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by observanc1: 2:04pm On Oct 07, 2022
alloy123:
Ask your uncle that brought you to lag or when you travel home. Mingle with you mate who are still in the village, through their age you can assumed your age or you ask elderly people in your village if you were born in the village. Some will still remember when you were born especially your mates parents or elder brothers or sisters. Sorry for the demise of your parents.
he say the uncle died in 2004.
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by styno121: 2:04pm On Oct 07, 2022
MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them. undecided
read to understand not to talk blindly
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by mcdokwe(m): 2:05pm On Oct 07, 2022
Waynesteave:
Like you read up there, I don't actually know my age, but I can remember some event way back,
I lost my mum and dad so early and I grew up with grandma.

I remember my uncle coming to take me back to lag, in year 2000 precisely and I remember very well when that bomb blast at Ikeja cantoment happened for days in Lagos.

Now key important things to know is, when my uncle came to take me back to lag it was during third term holidays and I was on my way to primary 2 then but when I got to lag he enrroll me to private school and I was taken back to nursery 3 because baba (me) no Sabi even speak English as at then, and I still remember that very moment very well.

So like how many years of age do you guys think I might be then cuz all the memories are still fresh in my brain so for me to still remember everything then, I am thinking maybe i was 7 or 9 then. I'm so confuse.
whatever you get will end up being a guess work.

it may help if you can lay hands on documents from your parents house, go to the hospital you were born and plead with them to trace records and so on (this may cost a lot unless you meet a kind and understanding person).
it is well
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Konjiboii: 2:06pm On Oct 07, 2022
Ready100:
Read well.
Bruh you see what we are going through in this country,people won't read and study but they have an opinion,same way we are telling them to DYOR about Peter Obi yet just because of roasted corn and coconut they want to give their children future away.
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by babyfaceafrica: 2:06pm On Oct 07, 2022
Slynation:
It cannot be 9 years...My 9year old cousin is already in primary 5 with very sharp retentive memory, me myself can recall what happen to me at the age of 4...

So I'm guessing your date of birth should be around. 1995-1996
Lmao, people's education are faster now o... 20 years dey graduate. Those times, it wasn't so
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Burgerlomo: 2:06pm On Oct 07, 2022
MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them. undecided

Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by wealthpreach(m): 2:07pm On Oct 07, 2022
Waynesteave:
wow 6k pere, am in abj can I get it done at gwagwalada hospital or maitama hospital they're both gen hospitals.
Most private or nonfederal hospitals don't have the equipment. Check-in and see.
Re: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by Myablew: 2:08pm On Oct 07, 2022
Waynesteave:
thanks but I was born in lag, my grandma came to take back to village after my mum gave up, my dad died on the spot. It was an accident and I am the only survivor.
Guy you don kill everybody nah.. make tell u ur age abi. Wait I dey come.
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