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ahnie:
One minute men everywhere

mdntiri:
3 minutes in the first round is ok. 1, 3 minutes in subsequent rounds is a problem

Johndevmark:
thought i was the only one cos i sometimes last 5-7 mins first round but subsequent rounds take forever

Seyiemath:
A fellow nairalander sent in this story through a voice message. I will do my best to narrate it by text.

Part 1

My name is John. I got back from work on a Friday evening, I was on a bike to my residence when I remembered I did not cook a day before, I literally had no food at home, I told the Okada man to drop me off at a roadside restaurant in my street. After eating egusi soup and 2 wraps of Santana, I was full, and that should carry me till Saturday morning when I planned to cook.

I left the restaurant, I was contemplating of going to the nearest Ashawo joint or just go back home and do soapy. Going to the ashawo joint felt like a better plan. So, quickly rushed home to shower and put my place in order just in case I bring one of the ashee to my residence for away match(if you know what I mean). I got home, showered and I called my gee to meet me up at the joint, he told me he wasn’t free. WE MOVE REGARDLESS

The joint was just in the next junction, I was on my way when I saw this light skinned girl standing alone, she was very pretty and sexy too. I knew she was working at the joint, I walked up to her. I asked “how you Dey na fine girl” and she replied with a gorgeous smile saying “ I am fine o”. We had a brief discussion and we agreed on a fee.

I got some bottles of fearless and bullets. When we got to my residence I told her to get comfy while I turn on the generator.



/:/::/ A DAY BEFORE. //:/::

I saw an Aboki selling all forms of man-power on a wheel barrow. I got 2 packs, I don’t usually last long in bed so I was thinking this should be my support system till I get over the “1 Minute man madness”.


/:::/;//BACK IN MY ROOM WITH-THIS GIRL. /://:/:/

After having some random conversations with her, I took one bottle of fearless and bullet to my room. I mixed it, I mixed it together with the sex enhancer I got the previous day. I drank the bullet/fearless/burantashi mix. While sipping my mix, I was feeling some kind of way, I should have stopped but the stubborn me kept going. I finished the mix and I went back to meet the girl. She was all smiley as usual. It was time, time to play the first match, we were doing the usual when I felt I sharp pain in my chest. I should have stopped but the stupid me did not. We continued not until the sharp pain came back on, I couldn’t breath properly, I was feeling very dizzy, my legs and hands were shaking so bad.



Part 2 coming up shortly.

If you want to be notified when it drops. Leave a comment and I will tag you in the next post.

Olachase:
O. P day find who he won fool na that chest pain go kill you Las Las

Seyiemath:
A fellow nairalander sent in this story through a voice message. I will do my best to narrate it by text.

Part 1

My name is John. I got back from work on a Friday evening, I was on a bike to my residence when I remembered I did not cook a day before, I literally had no food at home, I told the Okada man to drop me off at a roadside restaurant in my street. After eating egusi soup and 2 wraps of Santana, I was full, and that should carry me till Saturday morning when I planned to cook.

I left the restaurant, I was contemplating of going to the nearest Ashawo joint or just go back home and do soapy. Going to the ashawo joint felt like a better plan. So, quickly rushed home to shower and put my place in order just in case I bring one of the ashee to my residence for away match(if you know what I mean). I got home, showered and I called my gee to meet me up at the joint, he told me he wasn’t free. WE MOVE REGARDLESS

The joint was just in the next junction, I was on my way when I saw this light skinned girl standing alone, she was very pretty and sexy too. I knew she was working at the joint, I walked up to her. I asked “how you Dey na fine girl” and she replied with a gorgeous smile saying “ I am fine o”. We had a brief discussion and we agreed on a fee.

I got some bottles of fearless and bullets. When we got to my residence I told her to get comfy while I turn on the generator.



/:/::/ A DAY BEFORE. //:/::

I saw an Aboki selling all forms of man-power on a wheel barrow. I got 2 packs, I don’t usually last long in bed so I was thinking this should be my support system till I get over the “1 Minute man madness”.


/:::/;//BACK IN MY ROOM WITH-THIS GIRL. /://:/:/

After having some random conversations with her, I took one bottle of fearless and bullet to my room. I mixed it, I mixed it together with the sex enhancer I got the previous day. I drank the bullet/fearless/burantashi mix. While sipping my mix, I was feeling some kind of way, I should have stopped but the stubborn me kept going. I finished the mix and I went back to meet the girl. She was all smiley as usual. It was time, time to play the first match, we were doing the usual when I felt I sharp pain in my chest. I should have stopped but the stupid me did not. We continued not until the sharp pain came back on, I couldn’t breath properly, I was feeling very dizzy, my legs and hands were shaking so bad.



Part 2 coming up shortly.

If you want to be notified when it drops. Leave a comment and I will tag you in the next post.

Seyiemath:
Part 2. Notify me plss!










It was very difficult to breath, I told the lady to get me some water from my fridge, she rushed to get the water. After drinking , I felt some relieve in my chest and I started getting back to normal.


The lady was looking at me like I was acting some Bollywood can of sh#t. She asked me if we could continue and I said yes.
We continued our royal rumble, everything was fine not until the heartache came back on. This time it came with a very erect and painful D#ck. OMG, what should do? I called my friend, the same guy who I had called some hours back to join me in my quest.

He quickly came around, he brought some low-fat milk and palm oil for me. I drank the milk and some of the palm oil. I was having some relieve in my chest but my JOHN THOMAS was still Erect.

My friend suggested we continue with the royal rumble (if you know what I mean),we continued. My friend was watching us like we are some p0rn stars. I was laying on the bed facing up, with a belly filled with milk and palm oil. And the lady on top, going easy on me.


My friend was insisting she go hard and fast on me, I was trying to signal the lady to stop because I could feel a sharp pain on my D#ck and chest, but she she wasn’t looking at me. I felt so paralysis and I think I tripped off.


Part 3 coming up shortly.

If you want to be notified when it drops. Leave a comment and I will tag you in the next post.

nifemi25:
Fearless mixed with bullets and burantashi.. am sure the poster was typing this from heaven...
This is definitely attempted murder... you can avoid all this with usage of coco samba. Just a single bottle of coco samba works like magic and doesn't has alcohol

jahson19:
Picture of the coco samba pls

nifemi25:
Fearless mixed with bullets and burantashi.. am sure the poster was typing this from heaven...
This is definitely attempted murder... you can avoid all this with usage of coco samba. Just a single bottle of coco samba works like magic and doesn't has alcohol

omartins:
Following

KingMack:

zimdante:
I don't know why this story made me laf.

Troublemania5:
It was a crazy match. Thank God for your life

Evergreen4:
Following

Manna4Gurls:
I was banking on using same

Tag me o make I no see hell

chidi10o:
Part 2 is outPart 2 is out...

Bambam321:
am with you

luizpippo:
You kick Geepee tank abi you no kick?

edwinosagie4:
Greetings bosses. I sell real social media accounts like USA/INDIA/NIGERIA Facebook, LinkedIn, wechat or Instagram etc and I also sell foreign numbers for app and site verifications DM @ O-9-O-3-1-5-6-O-4-O-4

Johndevmark:
thought i was the only one cos i sometimes last 5-7 mins first round but subsequent rounds take forever

mdntiri:
3 minutes in the first round is ok. 1, 3 minutes in subsequent rounds is a problem

Olachase:
O. P day find who he won fool na that chest pain go kill you Las Las

SurvAbideen07:
[color=#006600][/color] part 3 please

blaquebelle:
Mtcheww

feranmi143:
Yo fish,

Solofresh2:
Okay

Lawship:
I hope it ends well [i][/i]

Ballzproblem2:
any narration that has part one and two ,I feel is fake ,and lose interest ,bye.

nifemi25:
Fearless mixed with bullets and burantashi.. am sure the poster was typing this from heaven...
This is definitely attempted murder... you can avoid all this with usage of coco samba. Just a single bottle of coco samba works like magic and doesn't has alcohol

Seyiemath:
Part 3.







I woke up after some time( I can’t really tell how long I was out for) I woke up, seeing almost all of my neighbors in my room, Talking and suggesting for the next course of action. I couldn’t see the girl I brought home, maybe she left I can’t really tell.



I called my friend to come towards the bed, and I whispered “baba wetin they happen?” And he replied saying “ when you been faint, I begin to shout for help, na everybody gather”


A nurse that own a pharmacy in my street was invited to come help out.


//://:/ ABOUT THIS NURSE//://:/

This nurse one lived in the same compound where I stay.
She usually come to my flat to charge her phone whenever I turned on my generator. One faithful evening, this nurse came to charge her phone as usual. Some of my guys came to visit me that same evening, everything was going on smoothly until my guys left my residence when I noticed the nurse’s phone was missing. Which kind wahala be this.



I went to her room, i asked her if she came around to pick up her phone and she said no. I dialed the number but it was switched off. She got really mad at me and she thought I stole her phone. She even reported me to the landlord and threatened to pack out, which she later did some months back. Ever since we have been like cat and dog.



///:::/ BACK TO MY ROOM//;::/

My John Thomas was still standing strong, the nurse came to my room and friend narrated the whole incidence to her, and she suggest I try cum to relieve some tension in my d#ck, she also got some medicine which I took. Here comes the problem: how can I cum, masturbating can’t solve this problem, I don’t have any girlfriend or friends with benefits.



Part 4 coming up shortly.

onlinestaff2020:
Super Story as usual.
Is this not the same guy that was sacked in an Arab country, with multiple stops at the airport, problem with his former place of work, had an encounter with kidnappers in Nigeria and finally dishing out burutashi diickk wahala?

You no get work, oga!

Seyiemath:
Did you miss the part were I said someone shared the story with me ?

Eboski:
Following …… this epistle