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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by umbo: 6:43pm On Dec 04, 2022

find the nearest police station and report ,period

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Shadysen: 6:44pm On Dec 04, 2022

Curious345:
Okay ... That's cool .

Maybe we need to see . So I can advice you on how to diplomatically handle this wahala in your block

wolve shows up, be aware op!

Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by jeromestarks: 6:44pm On Dec 04, 2022*

Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!

Do you know how I have managed to live this long?

I mind my business.
If you want to live long in Nigeria, mind your business or move out of the flat. Your destiny is not buried there na.

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by illicit(m): 6:45pm On Dec 04, 2022*

Candidlady:
Tah...

Grow titties first then ifit consider you

Who titties help sad

I got balls, lets play wink

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by superCleanworks(m): 6:47pm On Dec 04, 2022

Islandlady:
It's very awkward and annoying...

it turns you on or off? which one?

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Nobody: 6:55pm On Dec 04, 2022

Rokiatu45:
So no dirty talk for you, just dead silence?

Smh some boring people do exist in this world indeed.

Can’t believe people are having such vanilla sex. To each their own I suppose.

Same Rokiatu from Liberia? My Nairaland crush back then when I was a good boy grin

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Curious345: 6:56pm On Dec 04, 2022

Shadysen:
wolve shows up, be aware op!

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by jamesversion: 6:59pm On Dec 04, 2022

Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!

Reminds me of one Akwa Ibom girl that I hooked up with.

She goes thus" broda chaii, broda chaii, I did not know you can fvck like this oh. Chai.. Oh.. Finish me. Please oh. Stop . Oh. Continue.. broda, broda, broda...."

I have a very low threshold for laughter. Na so I kukuma stop to fvck begin dey laugh grin

It was comical and offensive at same time.

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by etrange: 7:09pm On Dec 04, 2022

Nairaland men behaving like he-goats on the front page.

@OP, there's little you can do about it. People moan during sex as it adds to the pleasure for them. When it's loud, it could be frustrating for the neighbors. Telling them won't change much. You just have to find a way to deal with it. It's a good thing you don't have kids. Pele.

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Dpatch(m): 7:20pm On Dec 04, 2022

Speaking to any of them would just create unnecessary attention to yourself, you should just ignore, but if you feel like speaking, then you should direct your plea to the lady in a respectful way, tone and language.
After that just stay your lane, don't create room for familiarity because in dz case it will unfavor you. No even look their face again..lol.

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Islandlady(op): 7:26pm On Dec 04, 2022

jeromestarks:
Do you know how I have managed to live this long?

I mind my business.
If you want to live long in Nigeria, mind your business or move out if the flat. Your destiny is not buried there na.

I have degrees in minding my business but in a case where I am affected I don't think I need to mind my business then!

What if I got kids or visitors around, it will be embarrassing.

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by SodiumValproate: 7:35pm On Dec 04, 2022

IslandLady don come with her mumu again grin

Come make I give you Sodium Valproate to stabilize your mood.

E be like say you get borderline personality disorder grin

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by sweetMichael(m): 7:37pm On Dec 04, 2022

Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!

Next time, go knock them, if they open, tell them you need salt

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Nicepoker(m): 7:46pm On Dec 04, 2022

This evening newspaper again.

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Joeyfizzo: 7:57pm On Dec 04, 2022

Curious345:
Sad.. moaning is not organic ..

They watch too MUCH porn that's why..
If you moan as my sex partner , you chop slap immediately..

Sex was designed to be silent .. perverts are trying to play god

u don't know wat u are saying...u are probably wack in bed

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Curious345: 8:00pm On Dec 04, 2022

Joeyfizzo:
u don't know wat u are saying...u are probably wack in bed

I will give you a 15yr old girl.who will not moan .
So why would an after 5 be moaning like a baboon?

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by aisha1314(f): 8:03pm On Dec 04, 2022

Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!

Obviously there's no way you can tell them that kind of thing without sounding rude or embarrassing them. It's better to just mind your business and ignore it, however uncomfortable it may be for you, because you can't tell people what they can or can't do in their own private space.

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Illegal1(m): 8:30pm On Dec 04, 2022

I'm currently going tru same situation here....

dis guys no dey let me sleep,steady moaning for hrs....

wetin dey vex me be say"another people they f*ck/moan bt my dick dey erect up and down...

i nearly use sumtin hit their door on friday bcus the moaning dn 2much...

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Curious345: 8:48pm On Dec 04, 2022

Illegal1:
I'm currently going tru same situation here....

dis guys no dey let me sleep,steady moaning for hrs....

wetin dey vex me be say"another people they f*ck/moan bt my dick dey erect up and down...

i nearly use sumtin hit their door on friday bcus the moaning dn 2much...

it's well

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by dandig(m): 9:12pm On Dec 04, 2022

Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!

Without a long story I like the way you hustle islandgirl
Without a long story get a music box, tune it up anytime they start. For the record u can leave it like that.. don't let them know shit

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by coputa(m): 9:37pm On Dec 04, 2022

Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!

Mind your business or be prepared to make avoidable enemies.Your neighbors are your first family,you must be wisely tolerant in order to live cordially with your neighbor.MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Bintabisiriyu: 9:46pm On Dec 04, 2022

When ever they start fu,cking just go and bang on their door and yell, "oga let me hear word na una too dey shout"

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Truvelisback(m): 9:52pm On Dec 04, 2022

Islandlady:
I can't move out of the place now pending the time I finish my building project, it's a very good apartment and it's closer to the plaza where my shop is located!

Play music, or mp3, make u loud am.

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Islandlady(op): 9:55pm On Dec 04, 2022

coputa:
Mind your business or be prepared to make avoidable enemies.Your neighbors are your first family,you must be wisely tolerant in order to live cordially with your neighbor.MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

it's easy to say because it is not you....My neighbors do not consider my well-being, cos if they do, they will lower their tune.

What if I got kids or I got elderly visitors? Do you know how embarrassing it will be?

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by MarketDispatch: 10:10pm On Dec 04, 2022

Curious345:
Sad.. moaning is not organic ..

They watch too MUCH porn that's why..
If you moan as my sex partner , you chop slap immediately..

Sex was designed to be silent .. perverts are trying to play god

Used to date a lady that moaned loudly back in the days. During sex she will be moaning loudly and I will be shouting shh shh shh shhhh.

I had to stop saying shhhh shhhh shh when she asked me during one of her moans if I was owing the Landlord.

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by coputa(m): 10:12pm On Dec 04, 2022

Islandlady:
it's easy to say because it is not you....My neighbors do not consider my well-being, cos if they do, they will lower their tune.

What if I got kids or I got elderly visitors? Do you know how embarrassing it will be?

I have encountered more nauseating experience than you do.I lived with a neighbor that snores,when he snores at night,the whole building is almost crashing ,those that went to confront him about it, were stoned and lambasted, saying was a mockery.In life, you must be tolerant about something's.Although,i have left that house,but anytime we run into each other,we still relate very well.Be careful, don't think you are smarter than those that kept quiet.

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by coputa(m): 10:16pm On Dec 04, 2022

MarketDispatch:
Used to date a lady that moaned loudly back in the days. During sex she will be moaning loudly and I will be shouting shh shh shh shhhh.

I had to stop saying shhhh shhhh shh when she asked me during one of her moans if I was owing the Landlord.

Women that moans during sex are fake,i repeat,FAKE!, They usually do it to please the man's ego.A woman can fake orgasm in a lifetime.

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Nobody: 10:23pm On Dec 04, 2022

Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!

Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Nobody: 10:26pm On Dec 04, 2022

Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!

so insted of findin yor sef a woman or payin for woman....u busy listening to yor nebor havin sexxxc ....corrřrrect?....we dont meanto sound rude but technicaly, u a pavat..real men dont do that $hit!! ((no oofencsse)) angry

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Islandlady(op): 10:31pm On Dec 04, 2022

DaddyCK:
so insted of findin yor sef a woman or payin for woman....u busy listening to yor nebor havin sexxxc ....corrřrrect?....we dont meanto sound rude but technicaly, u a pavat..real men dont do that $hit!! ((no oofencsse))

What baffles me is how you have been consistent with this your craziness for years on this forum! No offence too!

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Nobody: 10:44pm On Dec 04, 2022

Islandlady:
What baffles me is how you have been consistent with this your craziness for years on this forum! No offence too!

how? Wot did I do please?..read yor last post. Did I say somtin wrong? Bro if yor nebor is sexxcin his woman isn't it yor job to go & find woman or go n oay for woman?
Serrrrrioosly, why do u people get upset when wise person giv u corrřrrection? SHAKIN MY HEAD....and then u complainucan'tfindmanonNairaland!!: (no oofencsse) embarassed

Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by KeyEndurance: 10:46pm On Dec 04, 2022

Curious345:
Okay ... That's cool .

Maybe we need to see . So I can advice you on how to diplomatically handle this wahala in your block

You Need To See Her Because She Have Not Marry haba Men Should try Calm Down

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