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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by KeyEndurance: 10:48pm On Dec 04, 2022
jetwonder:
grin when ever the moan louder in the night, the following morning mock them by moaning exactly as the moan in the night. Do this in front of both them. Do this louder and let others neighbor to know.
By this actions them go surrender
Vawulence is Never An Option

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Curious345: 3:26am On Dec 05, 2022
MarketDispatch:


Used to date a lady that moaned loudly back in the days. During sex she will be moaning loudly and I will be shouting shh shh shh shhhh.

I had to stop saying shhhh shhhh shh when she asked me during one of her moans if I was owing the Landlord.

Lol
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Desusi: 3:49am On Dec 05, 2022
Curious345:


I suspect the guy has a small dick , so -as a compensation to that -the lady moans to boost his ego..

Because bigdicks don't even induce moaning .at least from personal experience
So this is your advice to op? Very corrupt thing. Gerraaut!
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Desusi: 3:57am On Dec 05, 2022
My advice, as a lady, have a cool and lovely chat with the lady in the neighborhood. Tell her,she moan's a lot and that is disturbing.As a form of advice she should play it cool and calmly.If she objected your opinion, take another mature person to discuss with her.In the present of two or three witnesses everything shall be established.

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Curious345: 3:58am On Dec 05, 2022
Desusi:

So this is your advice to op? Very corrupt thing. Gerraaut!

Wow.. we have finally found the culprit ..
.so na wuuna dey moan next door baah?
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by phemmyfour: 5:15am On Dec 05, 2022
Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!

Just mind your business. Normalize adjusting to your environment settings
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Alphamale101(m): 5:25am On Dec 05, 2022
Nah to begin fast and pray make madam get belleh ooo
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Emilia154(f): 5:56am On Dec 05, 2022
Curious345:
Sad.. moaning is not organic ..

They watch too MUCH porn that's why..
If you moan as my sex partner , you chop slap immediately..

Sex was designed to be silent .. perverts are trying to play god
Oga u go lyk violence o lol
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Dremoluv: 6:00am On Dec 05, 2022
NAWA OO
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Drsnives(m): 7:56am On Dec 05, 2022
Islandlady:
I can't move out of the place now pending the time I finish my building project, it's a very good apartment and it's closer to the plaza where my shop is located!
Earpiece don finish for market??
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Umunze1stSon(m): 7:58am On Dec 05, 2022
etrange:
Nairaland men behaving like he-goats on the front page.

@OP, there's little you can do about it. People moan during sex as it adds to the pleasure for them. When it's loud, it could be frustrating for the neighbors. Telling them won't change much. You just have to find a way to deal with it. It's a good thing you don't have kids. Pele.
Lol. The bolded, that is how the sound ''kpa! kpa! kpa! Kpa!" keep coming from a neighbours room, even with music playing - the sound can be heard distance away.

Another neighbour was asked by his child where such sound was coming from and he told the child.

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Baronthecelebri: 9:18am On Dec 05, 2022
When they moan,play porn movie or laud movie
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Magnoliaa(f): 9:22am On Dec 05, 2022
Move next to Vinnie2000.

He's as lifeless and as boring as they come, and I promise you, when he's grown enough to start doing the do, you will not even know that anything is happening. lipsrsealed

From even getting his deek to rise, to now turning a woman on, to finding the right hole to insert the hotdog he has in go be on an a n be olorun level.

So until you'll move away, you will definitely have no problem with any kind of noises- humane or sexual.

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Ikennaford: 9:39am On Dec 05, 2022
Islandlady:
Thanks!�

I am a female, but not married.
I want to settle down next year, mention me on a dead thread with your line
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by SavageResponse(m): 10:25am On Dec 05, 2022
Ikennaford:

I want to settle down next year, mention me on a dead thread with your line

See the way you just issued an order for her to contact you as if you're speaking to your slave or doing her a favour angry

If you say "I want to settle down next year and would love to connect with you, please mention me on a dead thread with your line" will you die? angry

IslandLady please take note of this red flag!

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Jemex003: 11:29am On Dec 05, 2022
Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!



Try to get six round knockout banger and whenever they start screaming again just throw one for there window that’s all.
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by pharoah: 11:29am On Dec 05, 2022
Very Simple.
Once they start, light knockout and drop it by their window. Leave the rest
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by HBB1(m): 11:30am On Dec 05, 2022
Write a note and stick in their door.

They won't know it was you, but will tone it down still.

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Unrated900(m): 11:30am On Dec 05, 2022
Islandlady:
Thanks!�

I am a female, but not married.


Lol
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Quenncee: 11:30am On Dec 05, 2022
Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!

tell your wife to scream louder than his when next you dey sobobo your wife
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Seirerjour(m): 11:30am On Dec 05, 2022
Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!


Just tell them, their noise is too much, they should reduce it because your hearing them at midnight inside your room.
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Unrated900(m): 11:31am On Dec 05, 2022
Nor be island lady,
Na maryland lady
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by WHITELIGHTER: 11:31am On Dec 05, 2022
Why don't u so the same thing...to balance the noise
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Burgerlomo: 11:31am On Dec 05, 2022
cool

Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by BloomingDale(f): 11:32am On Dec 05, 2022
Curious345:
Sad.. moaning is not organic ..

They watch too MUCH porn that's why..
If you moan as my sex partner , you chop slap immediately..

Sex was designed to be silent .. perverts are trying to play god

You never see orgasm wey go make you scream. That's why. Or the piercing of a good, hard prick from a sweet young bobo. Oh boy.

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by WHITELIGHTER: 11:32am On Dec 05, 2022
Jemex003:



Try to get six round knockout banger and whenever they start screaming again just throw one for there window that’s all.

U wan give them HBP
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Joetttimua1811(m): 11:32am On Dec 05, 2022
You can write on a paper politely and hang/drop where they can see.

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Mattwillz: 11:32am On Dec 05, 2022
Curious345:


Okay ... That's cool .

Maybe we need to see . So I can advice you on how to diplomatically handle this wahala in your block
See as your fellow man Dey carry you Dey go where you no know
Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by MJib: 11:32am On Dec 05, 2022
jetwonder:
grin when ever the moan louder in the night, the following morning mock them by moaning exactly as the moan in the night. Do this in front of both them. Do this louder and let others neighbor to know.
By this actions them go surrender

I stand with you

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Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by Lexusgs430: 11:35am On Dec 05, 2022
Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!


No easy way to say it, without embarrassing them .......

Just tell them, in a polite and humorous manner........

Something like ....... ' I hear all your ringtones, during your rigorous bedmatic routines........... It sounds like blues, but I prefer reggae........... grin

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