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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 11:15pm On Nov 28, 2022

Ladies, you are dating 6 guys and you are mocking a prostitute... My sister, it's the same company, just that you are in the private sector and she is in the public sector.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 11:16pm On Nov 28, 2022

Dear ladies, the silence you keep when you find money in your boyfriends pocket, kindly do the same when you find him cheating.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Joebayo217: 8:05am On Nov 29, 2022

FalseProphet1:
God remove my Rib to create you, I no vex. For you to remove your clothe make I see wetin God create, na wahala

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 9:19am On Dec 01, 2022

I'll never in my life fight when there's nobody around to separate us again! My people I nearly died today. embarassed

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 5:15pm On Dec 02, 2022

"I came back to marry you" Believe me this statement will shift a lot of pants this month.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 5:18pm On Dec 02, 2022

Kissing your husband when he's sleeping is the best gestures of love.

But Nigerian women will be searching his phone instead. undecided

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 9:08am On Dec 18, 2022

Suffering doesn't mean God is preparing you for anything. You may even die sef.

Just say make I motivate una sha..

Happy Sunday.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 9:09am On Dec 18, 2022

Photosynthesis is the process in which an ugly girl manufactures cute pictures with iphone camera in the presence of sunlight.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 9:10am On Dec 18, 2022

I have never heard of any woman that wrote a Will for her Husband and Children

Is it a man's duty to die first? sad

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 9:11am On Dec 18, 2022

When ever am bored I start wondering what BOBRISKY gate man will be calling him, is it oga or madam? undecided

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 9:13am On Dec 18, 2022

You're paying 15k and above to nack public toilet, my brother your mumu carry escort.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by NwaliE01: 9:34am On Dec 18, 2022

That's it.

Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 11:57am On Dec 20, 2022

Person wey them no give food for occasion, decorations no dey fine for him eye .

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 12:11pm On Dec 20, 2022

Dear ladies the reason why people are scared to check on you this period is because you beg too much!

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 12:16pm On Dec 20, 2022

Cheating does not even cross your mind when you're dating the person you really want.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 4:31pm On Dec 20, 2022

I toasted my sis online, using another phone, she told me she need 50k that her brother is dead. embarassed

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 4:33pm On Dec 20, 2022

Even if he is not your boyfriend, as long as he makes you happy, my sister allow him to do small. wink

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 4:02am On Dec 21, 2022

Sometimes, billing would make you realise that you're in the wrong place or with wrong person.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by iampeterben(m): 8:55am On Dec 25, 2022

FalseProphet1:
Dressing half naked on social media only attract club boys, Real men don't eat uncovered food that flies have perched on.

Valid strong

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 11:58am On Dec 25, 2022

I remember during my secondary school days when our Class Captain used to write names of noise makers, Now he don dey do MC dey shout "Make some noise"

What a life. undecided

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 1:10pm On Dec 25, 2022

Stop telling people to work hard, connect them to the people that helped you.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 1:14pm On Dec 25, 2022

Women never take the promises of a naked man serious he's acting under the influence of erection.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 7:12pm On Dec 25, 2022

Guys avoid girls wey never plait Christmas hair. Na small tin dey vex dem.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 4:56am On Dec 26, 2022

Virgin Mary married a carpenter but you that is not a virgin wants to marry a lawyer, Doctor.

Onye ohi.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 12:25pm On Dec 26, 2022

Don't marry into a family that doesn't like you.. Trust me they will frustrate you.

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by conscienceman4(m): 9:21am On Dec 27, 2022

Teasing line.

FalseProphet1:
That line women draw on a man’s Chest when asking for Money is called what.

Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 12:37pm On Dec 28, 2022

I wanted to go jogging today but I remembered that Proverbs 28:1 says: "The wicked runs when nobody is chasing them". So I didn't jog again. grin

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 10:00am On Dec 30, 2022

Why do women kneel down to feed their husband during wedding reception but will never do at home after wedding... huh

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Joebayo217: 7:44pm On Dec 31, 2022

We need new year vibes FalseProphet1 abeg

Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 1:18pm On Jan 01, 2023*

Joebayo217:
We need new year vibes FalseProphet1 abeg

There is nothing special about 2023. It's The same days, weeks and months...If you no hustle, you go still suffer.

This I have seen

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Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by Joebayo217: 3:18pm On Jan 01, 2023

FalseProphet1:
There is nothing special about 2023. It'ss The same days, weeks and months...If you no hustle, you go still suffer.

This I have seen

True boss this self na new year motivation grin

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