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DarkPheonix:
You are too quick to call anyone that call cock and bull story fiction names. You are nothing but a pathological liar.

If you think I’ll come to this site to lie that means you can also do that.
You said I am too quick to call people out, maybe you should crack your brain to write your true life story then wait for someone to rubbish it.
Let see how you’ll react.

This one you still dey school... That means you're still swimming

I dey wait for this next episode.

Tejumola856:
This girl almost use call kill me. She calls me every 30 minutes just to greet and hear my voice, I had to put my phone on DND when I couldn’t bear it anymore.

After 3 days, i invited her to my hostel, I entertain her then beg her not to let her parents or any of her friends know about me because we need to keep our relationship private so it can last. She nodded and promised to keep it secret.

After long conversation, she ask me if we could have sex, I was like “this girl don dey enjoy sex” I make move to her, kiss her, unclothe her then begin to suck her breast, I told her to moan but unfortunately she doesn’t know how to do it, I used my fingers to rub her pussy before inserted my 2 fingers into her pussy, i fingered her slowly but her Pussy was still tight.


I stop fingering her pussy when I noticed that she didn’t enjoy it due to tight pussy, I asked her if she ever watch blue film where a girl suck man’s dick, she said no, I told her we should try it that she’s going to enjoy it, that’s how I lured her into Bl0w Job.


She was doing it like an amateur, but tell her to keep doing it, I was about to blow my cum in her mouth when my phone ring, I checked the name of the caller, surprisingly it was TAIWO, I picked the call asap then enter bathroom to talk with her, she told me she’s less busy today and would like to come to my hostel, I replied with Okay but I am not around right now she should give me 10-20 minutes, I would call her back.


I went back to room, told RASHEEDAT to wear her clothes that my elder brother would be in my hostel soon and I wouldn’t want him to meet her, she wasn’t happy but have no choice, she dress up in less than 10 minutes, I tip her with 1k when she was leaving.


I cleaned my room, spray air freshener then call TAIWO, she arrived within 30 minutes, I asked her what she’ll like to eat but said nothing that she ate before leaving hostel, I still insist on getting her something, I went outside to buy 5alive, i was about to pay for 5alive when I saw a beautiful fair skin lady walking beside me, I quickly pay then run to meet her, I greet her then ask her if she live in this area,she said NO that she’s going to her friend hostel, I told her okay but I like her. I would like to get to know her better, she said okay, I asked for her contact and name (CYNTHIA), then told her to be expecting my messages on WhatsApp, she nodded.



Back to my hostel, I served TAIWO 5alive, but we drink it together, we talk about exams and life in school, after some minutes, i profess my love to her, telling her how long I have been crushing on her before we started talking, telling her some nice words, I even promised to make her happy and do whatever she wants if she agree to be in a relationship with me, we talked about future’s plan and ambition, I told her I am going to do my masters in abroad and I’d like us to move there together, marry in abroad then start a new life, she was smiling, I keep lying to her till she agree to date me, I told her that I have a problem, she asked me what is it, I let her know that I like sex but I have never had it thou I used to masturbate to ease myself, it would be a pleasure if she could be the first woman I’ll have my first sex with and I do promise not to cheat on her, she doesn’t want to agree but I persuaded her till she obliged.


My plan is to act like an amateur so she won’t know I am lying—- I told her that I don’t know where to start, she said okay, she will put me through, she told me to lie down on bed then begin to use her hand to stroll my dick, she did it till it hard, she use another hand to finger her pussy while strolling my dick, after some minutes, she told me to insert my dick into her pussy slowly which I did.


Surprisingly, her pussy was very wild, If 2 dicks try to enter her pussy at the same time, I’m very sure they’d succeed. I bleeped her without condom but pull out when I noticed I was about to cum.


After some minutes, we started the second round, i told her we should try doggy style, she turned her back then start giving her back to back, i cum within 5 minutes, she wasn’t satisfied.

She didn’t let me rest before inserting my dick back into her pussy, I asked her if she’s always h0rny, she confess to me that she’s a sex addict, i was like “damn, this girl can never be my wife” I’ve meet my Waterloo, I beg her to let me rest that we will continue later, she asked if she can pass a night in my hostel, i said yes, we slept then wake up in the evening.


My dick was hard when I wake up but the only way I can satisfy this girl is to use drug, I told her to give me some minutes that I want to buy something outside, I take a bike to PHARMACY, I met REBECCA, it’s been a while we saw each other so we talk for some minutes, I told her that I always message her on WhatsApp and even call her number but switch off, she let me know that her phone was lost but she’s using small phone now, she gave me her new number, I collect the drug, use it in front of her, paid, then go back to my hostel.


TAIWO was already naked with wet Pussy (she fingered her pussy when I wasn’t around) I pull down my trouser, inserted my dick into her pussy without drama, We begin the marathon sex, we first did a missionary style, I sucked her breasts while fucking her, then changed position to cowgirl, she ride me so fast, till I blow my cum into her pussy.


Typing…

Nawa oo at what age are girls loosing virginity… maybe I’m an old soul though…

techgen:
This one you still dey school... That means you're still swimming

No boss. Everything’s bygone

Tejumola856:
I told her to enter toilet to urinate then quickly take a bike to pharmacy, I bought postinor 2, gave it to her just to make sure she use it in my presence. I was tired and exhausted, we talked and gist for hours before go to bed.


I woke up very hard in the next morning, make move to her, then started kissing and rubbing every part of her body, i fingered her till she’s wet, i slowly insert my dick into her Pussy, I Bleep her so hard till I cum.

We enter bathroom to shower, I helped her clean her back, she cleaned mine, i couldn’t restrict her standing breasts, it makes me hard,I rub her breasts with my hand before sucking it, then beg her to give me a bl0w job, she obliged, she scroll my dick with her hand before putting it into her mouth, she did it like a pro, I had no choice than to blow my load into her mouth.

After showered, she told me she’s going to her hostel, I walk her off then gave her 2k, we hugged, kissed and says goodbye.


I messaged CYNTHIA on WhatsApp, introduce myself to her then begin the long conversation (letting her know that I couldn’t get my eyes off on her since yesterday and something is telling me that she’s my missing rib) she appreciate me but let me know she’s in relationship.


“I was heartbroken but still wanted to try my luck over again” I asked her if she can be my bestie at least if we can’t date we can still be friends, she said she’s going to think about it and give me feedback later, I said okay but i would like to meet her just to talk to her and get to know of each other’s more, she replied with “okay, she will let me know when she’s available”


I unblocked Rasheedat number (I used to block her anytime I’m busy so she won’t disturb me with calls) I called to ask her if she can make it to my hostel today, she said No that she’s going to somewhere with her mum.

I decide to give up my dream to have sex with 3 different girls within 2 weeks. I called my dad to inform him about the holiday and let him know my plan to spend my holiday at my uncle’s house, he agreed with me but tell me to call my uncle and explain to him which I did.

I traveled to my uncle’s town. Another Sex Life Begin!


My uncle is a family man, he has 2 sons (the first son is a first born while the last son is a last born but twins)

and 4 daughters (the first daughter was 22 years, while the second was 19, the third daughter was 15 years and the last born which is twins was 11 years)



They welcomed me so warmly, it’s been years we saw each other. they were nice with me. We gist and talk about family till night, they’ve already arrange a room for me but it was the last born room, so we’ll be sleeping together( the elder brother is no more living with them)


My uncle is a business man while his wife is a trader so they always go to work early in the morning then come home at night.


The first and second daughter was a university students but an indigene ( the school is in their town) they used to come back home in the evening, most of the time, I am the only person that always at home till afternoon.


Fast- forward to 3 weeks later, it was around 11am in the morning, the first daughter was at home because she doesn’t have lecture on that day, I was bored and lonely then decided to go to her room to talk and gist with her, on getting there, I was hearing a mad tone, she was moaning but not Loudly thou I can hear it because I’m very close to her door.


I have already made up my mind that she bring a guy to her room, I decided to barge in without knocking door, fortunately for me, she didn’t lock it. I barge in!

I can’t believe my eyes, this girl is using vibrator, she has many dildos and vibratos! I couldn’t shout or do anything, I remain standing with my mouth open. She was scared and Ashamed of herself when she saw me.


Typing…

ha! Vibrators ke…. But barging in her room is so uncouth though… please don’t tell me you would Bleep your cousin to keep her secret ooo

Lamanii22:
ha! Vibrators ke…. But barging in her room is so uncouth though… please don’t tell me you would Bleep your cousin to keep her secret ooo

No boss

Lamanii22:
ha! Vibrators ke…. But barging in her room is so uncouth though… please don’t tell me you would Bleep your cousin to keep her secret ooo

You don't have to quote the entire story

Tejumola856:
No boss

Interesting read I must say, whether it's real. or fake, I know not and don't care

This woman sef. Must you quote the whole goddam thing?

OfficialP:
You don't have to quote the entire story

most people have done this once or twice on nairaland!

Tejumola856:
No boss. Everything’s bygone

So, you're now in a stable relationship?? , as regards your past experience of not been able to keep a relationship.

techgen:
So, you're now in a stable relationship?? , as regards your past experience of not been able to keep a relationship.

Relationship is a waste of time, I am not in a relationship or doing anything related to sex, thou I’m a very popular guy in school now due to position I hold in school politics, I do get many sex offers but always reject them


As you can see in the picture below, the babe was trying to come over but I had to give her some excuse. I actually have exams tomorrow (Monday). Wish me best of luck 🙏

Tejumola856:
Relationship is a waste of time, I am not in a relationship or doing anything related to sex, thou I’m a very popular guy in school now due to position I hold in school politics, I do get many sex offers but always reject them


As you can see in the picture below, the babe was trying to come over by I had to give her some excuse. I actually have exam tomorrow (Monday). Wish me best of luck 🙏

Na Dem dey rush u o

Op. .One thing I got from ur posts is that u last nothing more than 5 minutes per session of sex without aphrodisiac....I can also decipher that most of these girls were never satisfied by u. They always want more even when u re already tired. U never mentioned that any one of them had orgasm except Rukaya when u slept with her under the influence of drugs.

Most often than not, guys who run after girls or constantly scheming to sleep with girl do not naturally last long in bed and yet they brag about how they bed girls. While u see ursef as a lion, she is seeing as a weak man who can't do his job well........

Some of them even laff at u when u re out of sight. I have witness where a group of women were discussing the men they have had sex with.....u would marvel at how they described some men's sexual performance. The funny thing is, these same set of men would go about bragging how they slept with girl xyz not knowing they re fooling themselves.

What is worth doing is worth doing well. If u must bed a woman in order to massage ur ego or feel manly then u must be equal to the task and do the job well so u don't bring us a bad name.

Nice one bro
Keep your head up and face your primary assignment In school.
Tho school life could be amazing.
Don’t promise any girl marriage while your ego can’t carries it.
I finished my uni 2008, till date despite been married some ladies are always open up to you.
We men should always apply our senses in all we do.
Las las women don’t get tired of sex
Na we men faced it all.
@op I wished you well in your exams
Wen ever you wanna write, go to the point and leave illusions
Stay blessed you all.

Tejumola856:
He said “fictional write up” like I am so daft to be wasting my time writing fake story that won’t earn me $$$.


You’re dull boss

You just proved that you're the dull one now.

Alaye write story give us and stop replyin' wetin wey no concern you abi make you kukuma close the thread make we comot body.

Wtf is it with you bro?

Worst thread ever! If this kind person be movie producer everybody go age before we watch episode 2 of season 1.

mykymyk101:
Worst thread ever! If this kind person be movie producer everybody go age before we watch episode 2 of season 1.

Especially if he was writing all those stupid India Movies that some people dey take disturb my peace.

Na till old age we go watch am finish

I told her “sorry to barge in” then quickly went back to my room, after some minutes, she knocked on my door, we both went to sit at sitting room, I didn’t let her talk before telling her not to worry about the scenario,that I understand everything, it’s very normal. she smiled then jokingly begged me not to let anyone know about it, I said okay.


She asked about my sexual life, I lied to her that i am a virgin because i don’t have time for girls, she asked if I don’t used to get h0rny, I told her that I always watch porn to masturbate.

She told me about her boyfriend being 1 minute man which she explained to her friends that introduced her to s£x toy in other not to cheat on him, the s£x toy always satisfy her anytime she’s h0rny.


I asked if she could introduce me to her friends maybe I’ll like one of them since I’m single and ready to mingle, she laughed but said okay, I’ll have to follow her to school anytime she has lecture, we talk and gist about some other things, cook and watch movie till night.

Fast-forward to one week later, after morning’s prayer, she whispered to me that we are going to campus together that I should dress-up before 9am, I do as she said.


It was morning lecture “10am” we seated together with at least 200-300 students, the atmosphere was very bad but had to endure it, there was a girl who sit next to me, she’s very beautiful. Dark skin with dimples, I asked my cousin if she knows her, she said yes but has a boyfriend, I was like “I’m not here to toast her” my plan was to be friend with her without strings attached. I taped her, interact with her then ask for her contact and name, j got everything.


After the lecture, my cousin introduced me to 2 of her friends, we exchanged pleasantries then follow them to their hostel, we talked about my school and life on campus, I throw a joke at them everyone’s laughed, at the end of the day, I got their contacts, saved it but only chat with one of them including the girl I collected her number during lecture.



One day, one of my cousin’s friends (Mosunmola) invited me to her hostel, I told my cousin, we both went to her hostel but my cousin had lectures on that day, she left for lectures, told me to stay at Mosunmola’s hostel till afternoon, she entertained me, gist and talk about many things, she told me she likes me for being gentle and jovial person with open minded, I told her that I like her too and I have a deep crush on her but couldn’t say it because I don’t know how she’ll feel.




She was blushing, telling me I should have say it since, I asked if she’s single? She said yes! then ask her if she could be my girlfriend, she quickly let me know that it can’t be possible because the relationship won’t last due to not schooling in the same university, I was heartbroken, I couldn’t say anything.



“I was thinking of another lie just to get into her pant”when she said we can be best-friends and gist partner, I wasn’t okay with the offer but still has to play according to the script.




I jokingly asked her if it’s bestie with benefit, she laugh without saying anything, then asked me when last I had sex, I told her I am a virgin and would love to try this things called sex one day (i said it with a pity face)



She was surprised then asked me why ? I told her I’m not free at home and always indoor, also living in school hostel since I enter university. I told her how long I’ve been waiting to have sex and I can’t wait for the day



She jokingly says “what if today was the day” I jumped up with joy all over my face, telling her how happiest I would be but I know today can’t be the day because there’s no one to have sex with.



She said what about her, I paused for secons before asking her if she’s serious about it, she said yes, I told her I’ll forever be grateful to her and I’ll do anything to make her happy, she smiled.

I pull down my trousers, then tried to move closer to her, my dick was already hard, I tried to kiss her, she pushed me then laugh out loud, she told me she was joking that she’s not a cheap girl like that, I was very embarrassed and angry.

I can’t believe she can do that after seen my nak£dness, i wear my trouser back, left her room angrily without saying a word, then take a bike back to house.


Typing…

Tejumola856:
Relationship is a waste of time, I am not in a relationship or doing anything related to sex, thou I’m a very popular guy in school now due to position I hold in school politics, I do get many sex offers but always reject them


As you can see in the picture below, the babe was trying to come over but I had to give her some excuse. I actually have exams tomorrow (Monday). Wish me best of luck 🙏

Great luck in your examz bro.

Make we hold till after 3yrs before another hint?

Stuff wey no dey take 5-10mins to write and drop make here dey hot make we man dey pray for you join, naim you dey use 2weeks dey drop.

And na better phone(Iphone) you dey use o, omo nawa for you o.

My guy I de wait oooo

Tejumola856:
I told her “sorry to barge in” then quickly went back to my room, after some minutes, she knocked on my door, we both went to sit at sitting room, I didn’t let her talk before telling her not to worry about the scenario,that I understand everything, it’s very normal. she smiled then jokingly begged me not to let anyone know about it, I said okay.


She asked about my sexual life, I lied to her that i am a virgin because i don’t have time for girls, she asked if I don’t used to get h0rny, I told her that I always watch porn to masturbate.

She told me about her boyfriend being 1 minute man which she explained to her friends that introduced her to s£x toy in other not to cheat on him, the s£x toy always satisfy her anytime she’s h0rny.


I asked if she could introduce me to her friends maybe I’ll like one of them since I’m single and ready to mingle, she laughed but said okay, I’ll have to follow her to school anytime she has lecture, we talk and gist about some other things, cook and watch movie till night.

Fast-forward to one week later, after morning’s prayer, she whispered to me that we are going to campus together that I should dress-up before 9am, I do as she said.


It was morning lecture “10am” we seated together with at least 200-300 students, the atmosphere was very bad but had to endure it, there was a girl who sit next to me, she’s very beautiful. Dark skin with dimples, I asked my cousin if she knows her, she said yes but has a boyfriend, I was like “I’m not here to toast her” my plan was to be friend with her without strings attached. I taped her, interact with her then ask for her contact and name, j got everything.


After the lecture, my cousin introduced me to 2 of her friends, we exchanged pleasantries then follow them to their hostel, we talked about my school and life on campus, I throw a joke at them everyone’s laughed, at the end of the day, I got their contacts, saved it but only chat with one of them including the girl I collected her number during lecture.



One day, one of my cousin’s friends (Mosunmola) invited me to her hostel, I told my cousin, we both went to her hostel but my cousin had lectures on that day, she left for lectures, told me to stay at Mosunmola’s hostel till afternoon, she entertained me, gist and talk about many things, she told me she likes me for being gentle and jovial person with open minded, I told her that I like her too and I have a deep crush on her but couldn’t say it because I don’t know how she’ll feel.




She was blushing, telling me I should have say it since, I asked if she’s single? She said yes! then ask her if she could be my girlfriend, she quickly let me know that it can’t be possible because the relationship won’t last due to not schooling in the same university, I was heartbroken, I couldn’t say anything.



“I was thinking of another lie just to get into her pant”when she said we can be best-friends and gist partner, I wasn’t okay with the offer but still has to play according to the script.




I jokingly asked her if it’s bestie with benefit, she laugh without saying anything, then asked me when last I had sex, I told her I am a virgin and would love to try this things called sex one day (i said it with a pity face)



She was surprised then asked me why ? I told her I’m not free at home and always indoor, also living in school hostel since I enter university. I told her how long I’ve been waiting to have sex and I can’t wait for the day



She jokingly says “what if today was the day” I jumped up with joy all over my face, telling her how happiest I would be but I know today can’t be the day because there’s no one to have sex with.



She said what about her, I paused for secons before asking her if she’s serious about it, she said yes, I told her I’ll forever be grateful to her and I’ll do anything to make her happy, she smiled.

I pull down my trousers, then tried to move closer to her, my dick was already hard, I tried to kiss her, she pushed me then laugh out loud, she told me she was joking that she’s not a cheap girl like that, I was very embarrassed and angry.

I can’t believe she can do that after seen my nak£dness, i wear my trouser back, left her room angrily without saying a word, then take a bike back to house.


Typing…

ImmanuelMyron:
Make we hold till after 3yrs before another hint?

Stuff wey no dey take 5-10mins to write and drop make here dey hot make we man dey pray for you join, naim you dey use 2weeks dey drop.

And na better phone(Iphone) you dey use o, omo nawa for you o.

Bro to write epistle no easy I swear. I go drop update soon sha

Tejumola856:
Bro to write epistle no easy I swear. I go drop update soon sha

Do that 'ASAP' More Blessing.

Louis8796:
My guy I de wait oooo

Na why u quote everything smh

But
Who are these people quoting the whole story ehn

AYNL:
But
Who are these people quoting the whole story ehn

I just tire for dem

This people quoting all this stories must be maddddddd!!!!! Una dey ment

I will suggest, don't make your update to stay too long.
The longer it takes, the more people following you will be loosing interest in reading it.
Just my piece of advice

Unfollows the thread…the OP no serious.