Yeye dey smell... U be God...

Hatrick01:
Morning fellas

I go around fucking_all this cheap girls doesnt mean i dont have my spec.

Below is how i want my future wife to be:

1. Height; her height will be atleast 5 ft 5 inches. I dont want to marry a dwarf nor a dogo yaro.


2. She must be a virgin with tight punna.
I know many nairaland girls have a very wide punna which is a no no for me.

3. She must be romantic.
I love romantic girls.


4. She must be God fearing.

5. I dont want her to be fixing nails, eyelashes is okay but not niniola type of nails.


6. She must have figure eight.
I dont want to marry a straight ruler or figure one pls.


7. She must have portable boobs.
I dont like figure nines or letter P.

8. She must be chocolate in complexion.


9. She go sabi cook.
She must be a very good chef like mariahangel or ahnie.


10. She go sabi give BJ.
She go sabi give head well well.
I luv heads.


11. Respect.; She will be respecting me,
She must be submissive to me. As in under me.


Still typing..

how can devil be looking for a lady with fear of God?

Dey play
Just, dey play!

So u want her be gud at head but be a virgin?🤣

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Mrscarter:
So u want her be gud at head but be a virgin?🤣

It's possible

BigPapaAhgee:
Just dey play....After you dan chop lick plate you dey find better to take home, what you give is what you would get brah......and besides why you no list your own to know even if the type of gal you they find go like wan dey with you

keep kwayet simp...the choice is for the man to make

Keep searching endlessly for the Miss All-rounder until you reach yonder, maybe you'd come across one there.

Create her then

Zonefree:
Ahnie is not a good chef... Don't pray for such wife, please.

Ahnie is a good cook ooo… she cooks really well…

Mrscarter:
So u want her be gud at head but be a virgin?🤣

abi ooo 😂😂😹… how can a virgin know how to give head?

Lamanii22:
Ahnie is a good cook ooo… she cooks really well…

the lady is good

Virgin that know how to give head..BJ ..are you serious..na who teach am

i don't ask for much just
peace of mind hardworking lastly understanding

i don't ask for much just
peace of mind hardworking lastly understanding

Lamanii22:
Ahnie is a good cook ooo… she cooks really well…

Stop patronising mediocrity.

Nia69:
Have you heard of naughty virgins? I mean virgins that suck dicks and do other things, but don't have penetrative sex? S*cking the D is a natural thing tho. 😊

That shit is disgusting af. How do ladies enjoy that stuff? Just sucking urine and dirt and decayed semen and STDs into their mouth and body. Tufiakwa!! 🤮🤮🤮

Killbillz:

It's possible

It's like you people don't know the true meaning of virgin 🤔😒😒

upower123:
Virgin that know how to give head..BJ ..are you serious..na who teach am

Don't mind all these confused men on nairaland.

Sixfeetbelle:


That shit is disgusting af. How do ladies enjoy that stuff? Just sucking urine and dirt and decayed semen and STDs into their mouth and body. Tufiakwa!! 🤮🤮🤮

😂😂 I used to feel this way, till I tried it out of curiosity. We have clean men remember? 😂😂

Nia69:
😂😂 I used to feel this way, till I tried it out of curiosity. We have clean men remember? 😂😂

Not Nigerian men sha. Most of them are dirty. Selection of unwashed bodies having sex every minute of the day.

I will watch you scrub that thing clean before I bring it anywhere near my mouth. And it's not as if that burnt dodo is even appealing to the eyes 😫😫😩

Nia69:

ifemi, wa si mi

Sixfeetbelle:


Not Nigerian men sha. Most of them are dirty. Selection of unwashed bodies having sex every minute of the day.

I will watch you scrub that thing clean before I bring it anywhere near my mouth. And it's not as if that burnt dodo is even appealing to the eyes😫😫😩

😂😂😂 I like burnt dodo abeg.

Sixfeetbelle:


Not Nigerian men sha. Most of them are dirty. Selection of unwashed bodies having sex every minute of the day.

I will watch you scrub that thing clean before I bring it anywhere near my mouth. And it's not as if that burnt dodo is even appealing to the eyes

aunty mine is bright chocolate with pink cap.

I dont know about ur boyfriend.

Though i be igbo.

Maybe yorubas have dark dicks.

Nia69:
😂😂😂 I like burnt dodo abeg.

It really looks like burnt dodo. I can't think of any other thing to compare it to #sorrynotsorry

I'm not a colourist, but when it comes to this, I prefer white preek to black ones. That stuff is nightmare inducing 😏😜😅

Hatrick01:
aunty mine is bright chocolate with pink cap.

I dont know about ur boyfriend.

Though i be igbo.

Maybe yorubas have dark dicks.

Nigerian men have black preeks. Only a selected few have lighter coloured ones and it's not a matter of tribe.

Sixfeetbelle:


Nigerian men have black preeks. Only a selected few have lighter coloured ones and it's not a matter of tribe.

Toh

But atleast i don escape that one

Sixfeetbelle:


It really looks like burnt dodo. I can't think of any other thing to compare it to #sorrynotsorry

I'm not a colourist, but when it comes to this, I prefer white preek to black ones. That stuff is nightmare inducing

you that is talking, hope ur vagina is pink too.

Make e no be say e resemble Naira Marley or Seyi Vibez lips

Hatrick01:
Toh

But atleast i don escape that one

Yeah, yeah you did 😒😒

Hatrick01:
Morning fellas

I go around fucking_all this cheap girls doesnt mean i dont have my spec.

Below is how i want my future wife to be:

1. Height; her height will be atleast 5 ft 5 inches. I dont want to marry a dwarf nor a dogo yaro.


2. She must be a virgin with tight punna.
I know many nairaland girls have a very wide punna which is a no no for me.

3. She must be romantic.
I love romantic girls.


4. She must be God fearing.

5. I dont want her to be fixing nails, eyelashes is okay but not niniola type of nails.


6. She must have figure eight.
I dont want to marry a straight ruler or figure one pls.


7. She must have portable boobs.
I dont like figure nines or letter P.

8. She must be chocolate in complexion.


9. She go sabi cook.
She must be a very good chef like mariahangel or ahnie.


10. She go sabi give BJ.
She go sabi give head well well.
I luv heads.


11. Respect.; She will be respecting me,
She must be submissive to me. As in under me.


Still typing..

Just tell us, you don't want to marry we go understand

Sixfeetbelle:


It really looks like burnt dodo. I can't think of any other thing to compare it to #sorrynotsorry

I'm not a colourist, but when it comes to this, I prefer white preek to black ones. That stuff is nightmare inducing 😏😜😅

😂😂😂😂 We're the opposite on this. I don't like white d!cks, they're usually small.

Nia69:
😂😂😂😂 We're the opposite on this. I don't like white d!cks, they're usually small.

But they're prettier. And don't look like rejected sacrifices. And don't have weird smells 😉

Besides, who really needs long ones that end up hurting your insides? 😏