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Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by nairalanda1(m): 1:49pm On Apr 15, 2023
What this shows me is many Nigerian men are ready to marry their mothers, and are not ready to be dads and fathers and husbands.

Anyone praising hakimi, if he has a legal argument with his mother tomorrow, he has nothing.

Finally, i am sad that Nigerian men and women hate each other so much. Really sad

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Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by obaidan: 1:50pm On Apr 15, 2023
Toxic feminism inside mud

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Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by dust144(m): 1:50pm On Apr 15, 2023
Lol
Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by Anijay1212(m): 1:51pm On Apr 15, 2023
Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by imustsaymymindo: 1:51pm On Apr 15, 2023
[quote author=BloomingDale post=122527948][/quote]

Lol.
Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by Agunesinjaweola: 1:52pm On Apr 15, 2023
My Children should start learning HakimiologyšŸ¤“šŸ¤—šŸ‘

When Hakimi said you're all I have got, MUMU woman was celebrating like parrot šŸ¦œ šŸ˜‚šŸ„³

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Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by elfico(m): 1:53pm On Apr 15, 2023
Dude right now

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Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by Allisgud: 1:53pm On Apr 15, 2023
Burna boy will do the same to any woman he marries

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Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by AhmedGhost(m): 1:53pm On Apr 15, 2023
Mehn pple conderming him
But have we forgot how Tiger woods was in the same issues. Abeg make we wise up. Mumcy flex, since las las his 2 children will be on some monthly fixed pays..
Tombs up Mama Hakimi grin

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Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by SaintLucia: 1:54pm On Apr 15, 2023
The guy take style smart. Just like Peter Obi who also stole from Anambra state and hid the money in his daughter name in far away Panama. While Hackimi worked for his money, Peter Obi stole from his state and invested some in his family business that resulted into failure and next to nothing investment while the remaining was hid in Panama.

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Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by webizone(m): 1:54pm On Apr 15, 2023
Natbrowny:


D mother is behind this brain. She's protecting him from a woman like herself. The bros no get brain reach like dat.
She knows what may happen to her son been a sportman with Benjamins

I was thinking along this line as well. But then, it takes an obedient child to benefit from this blessing. The Bible talk am. Honour your father and your mother, so that your days be long.
Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by webizone(m): 1:55pm On Apr 15, 2023
elfico:
Dude right now
And with zero tax!

Smart guy. wink
Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by Houseontherock1: 1:56pm On Apr 15, 2023
What if Hakimi's mother betrays him? What if the mum gets greedy? A lot of what ifs here undecided

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Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by OvertheTop(m): 1:56pm On Apr 15, 2023
Natbrowny:


D mother is behind this brain. She's protecting him from a woman like herself. The bros no get brain reach like dat.
She knows what may happen to her son been a sportman with Benjamins



i Agree 100%
This is the Reason Women Don t Like each other
They Know Each other's Scheming Secrets, Pretenses, and Manipulation Skills

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Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by Dareal90s(m): 1:57pm On Apr 15, 2023
AImiron:
This wan funny too...
You guys are not aware he got paid into his account and transfer a huge chunk of it to his mother, paying bills won't be a problem for him.

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Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by imustsaymymindo: 1:57pm On Apr 15, 2023
tesppidd:
grin

I really think there is no hard and fast rule to this.

There are good mothers and good wives, as well as bad mothers and bad wives.

It requires discretion and wisdom.


It is never advisable to make a bad and untrustworthy wife as next of kin.

But settle her adequately in the event of a divorce.

Hmm...yeah.

But it's always better to play safe when unsure which I think is what the guy did.

They saw it coming.

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Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by adanonso(f): 1:58pm On Apr 15, 2023
G00DHardDick:


You keep jumping around saying they don't have laws like that in Africa like are you ok? A man doesn't need a law to will his property in the name of his mother. So wtf are you saying?
A Nigeria man can decide to will his property in the name of his mother, and that is exactly what I am going to do. You don't need any god-damned law to do that. You can put anyone you want as your next of kin and Nigeria men will put their mothers as their next of kin. So what law are you talking about again?
And when the village people will kill the man, the family will chase the wife and children away and take over his property. One that happened near here. They are from Ebonyi State. The brother took over the shop and told the wife to stay at home, but car and start flexing, when hunger wan kill the woman, she brought her sick son to the shop to beg the boy for money, only for the boy to call his mom and that wan came and start abusing the woman and told her to back to her family. But her brother whom she stole money from to stand her husband didn't accept her back. No she went back to her village. Think before you act.

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Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by Omoawoke: 1:59pm On Apr 15, 2023
1950Mack:
I heard the other side of the story and I was pissed myself... hakimi cheated on his wife in their matrimonial home.... if as a man you wanna cheat please not in the house... go outside atleast. Am sure the wife has been depressed ever since, the reason for the divorce is infidelity and not greed. Hakimi should bury his head in shame... this does not call for celebration undecided

You never wise, you donā€™t know these women.
When she was marrying a football star, she knows definitely the chance of him falling into one of her genders seduction is very high and likely. And that was her exit plan to cash out. It was never unexpected. If he had not married her and just kept her like Ronaldo did, he may not even face any of these allegations.
Do you know women sometimes set up their husbands and hire private investigators to nail them and cash out through divorce. Lol

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Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by obinna58(m): 2:00pm On Apr 15, 2023
Omoawoke:
Lol

Western marriage is a punishment for men.

A football star will definitely have women rushing him. Now these footballers can bang as many girls as they want, nobody faults them. For instance Ronaldo can bang any girl he wants and nobody will hold him, his partner wonā€™t even make any noise about it.

But the moment Ronaldo signs that evil paper and put his partner into legal marriage, thatā€™s when private investigators will begin to follow him up and down. And once they catch him kissing another babie, he is finished, he loses endorsement deals, loses his reputation, his career is done, he loses his assets and would be called all sorts of names.
I hope men learn from the fall of Tiger woods, what is evil wife did to him.
Be like mikel obi and Ronaldo, just make her your partner and if sheā€™s African, just pay bride price only, donā€™t do white wedding because you are not even white. The only reason as a man you should get married is if the marriage will give you some sure advantage beyond puszy, advantages like citizenship or wealth.

Marriage is a punishment for men. No man will go unpunished, all men must marry
Baba na so dem wicked reach, once marriage is done greediness sets in
Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by tesppidd: 2:00pm On Apr 15, 2023
imustsaymymindo:


Hmm...yeah.

But it's always better to play safe when unsure which I think is what the guy did.

They saw it coming.
I feel for her though.

He is being accused of infidelity, which is common with rich guys.

He made a smart move, but he must settle her well before they split.

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Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by Deicide: 2:00pm On Apr 15, 2023
Houseontherock1:
What if Hakimi's mother betrays him? What if the mum gets greedy? A lot of what ifs here undecided
Na like so your mama be?

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Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by webizone(m): 2:01pm On Apr 15, 2023
BloomingDale:


They donā€™t have laws like that in Africa. Itā€™s the Oyinbo women fleecing you Low IQ African men. You guys should take your fight to them, and leave Nigerian women out of this.

I would have agreed with you if not for the fact that when African men marry from home and take their wives abroad, the same wives will do the same thing as the white women. That Hakimi wife is even Moroccan to start with. So no, all women, given the opportunity, find it very hard to resist. Just unless they have the grace.

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Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by Enice(m): 2:01pm On Apr 15, 2023
G00DHardDick:


You keep jumping around saying they don't have laws like that in Africa like are you ok? A man doesn't need a law to will his property in the name of his mother. So wtf are you saying?
A Nigeria man can decide to will his property in the name of his mother, and that is exactly what I am going to do. You don't need any god-damned law to do that. You can put anyone you want as your next of kin and Nigeria men will put their mothers as their next of kin. So what law are you talking about again?
Mr goodharddick, read well and understand before replying people. What Bloomingdale is saying is that we don't have all these prenup challenges in Africa because our laws and custom is not fashioned that way. It has nothing to do with a will. It's all about the rights of a woman during a divorce process

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Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by cococandy(f): 2:01pm On Apr 15, 2023
Read the comments and know why I have zero empathy for any Nigerian dude. They want to be able to cheat on you, disrespect you and force you to stay with them through it. Most of you have that disgusting mindset and thatā€™s why my empathy is never wasted on yā€™all.

Before you come saying ā€œnot all of themā€ I know. Lol. Save it.
Let the few good ones speak against the predatory vile ones

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Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by Satazaa: 2:02pm On Apr 15, 2023
Agunesinjaweola:
My Children should start learning HakimiologyšŸ¤“šŸ¤—šŸ‘

When Hakimi said you're all I have got, MUMU woman was celebrating like parrot šŸ¦œ šŸ˜‚šŸ„³
hahahaha hehehehe hohohoho, super hilarious
Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by cococandy(f): 2:03pm On Apr 15, 2023
So because sheā€™s maturing a footballer she would be okay with being exposed to all kinds of STDs?

Some of you are just disgusting
Omoawoke:


You never wise, you donā€™t know these women.
When she was marrying a football star, she knows definitely the chance of him falling into one of her genders seduction is very high and likely. And that was her exit plan to cash out. It was never unexpected. If he had not married her and just kept her like Ronaldo did, he may not even face any of these allegations.
Do you know women sometimes set up their husbands and hire private investigators to nail them and cash out through divorce. Lol

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Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by Treasure17(m): 2:03pm On Apr 15, 2023
Lol. Festus Keyamo's colleague.
Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by Nobody: 2:04pm On Apr 15, 2023
BloomingDale:


They donā€™t have laws like that in Africa. Itā€™s the Oyinbo women fleecing you Low IQ African men. You guys should take your fight to them, and leave Nigerian women out of this.

Cry bushbaby tongue
Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by 1950Mack: 2:04pm On Apr 15, 2023
Omoawoke:


You never wise, you donā€™t know these women.
When she was marrying a football star, she knows definitely the chance of him falling into one of her genders seduction is very high and likely. And that was her exit plan to cash out. It was never unexpected.

And I began to cry for your fo.olishness... if the trash you just spew is what you call wisdom then your IQ is totally underdeveloped. Are you supporting infidelity or what are you just trying to say.... please shut up if you lack wisdom... must you comment... is hakimi the only player in the world... is he even more successful than messi... they already have two kids... so what da phuck are you saying... stop thinking with your down stick undecided

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Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by Kpboy1: 2:04pm On Apr 15, 2023
BloomingDale:


They donā€™t have laws like that in Africa. Itā€™s the Oyinbo women fleecing you Low IQ African men. You guys should take your fight to them, and leave Nigerian women out of this.

Hello, Oyinbo women don't do this to Onyibo men? If So, why or how isn't it applicable to Obyibo men. Regards
Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by OvertheTop(m): 2:04pm On Apr 15, 2023
Natbrowny:


Exactly. She's saving him from a woman like herself with the same thought she probably discussed with her crew about what they'll do to men.

šŸ˜‚



A Women want to CHOP Other Men.
BUT Would NOT want Other Women to CHOP her MAN (Brother, Son or Husband)


All Men are Always at the Mercy of these women
God Save Us!

Know this and Know Peace!

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Re: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by BloomingDale(f): 2:04pm On Apr 15, 2023

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