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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by IIdamuAdugbo(f): 7:38am On Apr 17, 2023

This one is a deal breaker, I dont like simps, I like a man that will be man enough to guide and protect me

garriAndsugar:
A simp is a man who's in a relationship with a single mom and after providing for she and her child/children still begs her for sex

Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by EnterpriseMan: 7:38am On Apr 17, 2023

Women and their stupidity, Always double standards with them. Always wanting to have while having nothing to offer.
A simp is simply a man who values himself below a woman and therefore and someone who goes out of his way to do something for a woman. No man will ever be below a woman.
And it depends on the context.

if for some reason you can't do a task and he decides to do it for you without expecting anything in return then he's not a simp, that is actually quite masculine

But if he does tasks for you expecting love or séx in return or you conditioned him to go out of his way to do things for you, then he his a clown and a simp. angry

And can you pls explain what the term toxic masculinity means.
If a man works hard and earns money, getals a flashy car, goods clothes, hits the gym and then you ask him for money and he says no and you tag him "toxic" then you're a clown🤡🤡🤡

A man's job is to care for and be able to protect a woman and if that woman must be loyal and a morally upright person.
Feminists are a disease to our generation

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by tabaralph: 7:38am On Apr 17, 2023

garriAndsugar:

I'm not saying whether it's right or wrong.
I'm talking about a grown ass man begging a single mother for sex after providing for her

In as much as am not donatus or a Father Christmas and the single mother is not related to me in anyway then I must be fucking her brain out before even providing for her… who does that?,call me names it’s what it’s.

Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by ORIAYO70(m): 7:39am On Apr 17, 2023

Octopusssy:
I think the adjective 'simp' is arguably the most misused adjective on this forum, and perhaps on social media. I recall when, some time ago, I was ill and my significant other washed my clothes (hand wash o) he laughingly remarked "if my guys see me washing your clothes, they will call me a simp".

That got me thinking. Does showing care to your partner make you a simp? The toxic social media Alfamails seem to think so. The same 'alpha males' wey no dey give their mama monthly allowance, talk less of her holding their net worth for them, but are here shouting "Hakimi is our hero!" (we are not ready for THAT conversation).

I saw this post on Facebook and decided to repost it with permission.

God bless you...
A caring person, or loving partners has nothing to do with been a SIMP.

Take time to look at those whom uses this adjective, is either they r still juvenile, or very very irresponsible type of boys.. no sane person will relate been good as a simp.

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Bfly: 7:43am On Apr 17, 2023

Simp is more a Noun than Adjective

you analysed whom a simp is not, in every way that favours the woman but used vague language to analyse whom a simp is.

women probably lack the real sensibility of what a simp really is, only the men can relate.

A simp is simply a man who gets disrespected by a woman constantly and does not for real sees anything bad in it. Who sees sex as a reward.

No much qualities here

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by EmekaBlue(m): 7:52am On Apr 17, 2023

Money Money Money

Everybody wants it and hustle it in different ways

It's all about Money

Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by gannod(m): 7:55am On Apr 17, 2023

Imstrong2:
When Hakimi told his wife she is all he has gat she never took him serious until the the divorce

Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Chydo63(m): 8:02am On Apr 17, 2023

Urheadmaster:
Is it right to ask for sex because you provided for her

once you're in a relationship, s*x has to happen. It's only natural. It's like the fuel that keeps the relationship running, apart from the finance!

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by DriveByKiller: 8:04am On Apr 17, 2023

ShaqFu:
Lol. Actually octopussy is the name of a woman in one of the James Bond movie. It's also the title of the movie and the 13th or so movie in the James Bond franchise.

yeah....I bet she likes the movie a lot, Joe

Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by BeanmanX(m): 8:06am On Apr 17, 2023

You can be anything but never be a SIMP

Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by WithFact: 8:10am On Apr 17, 2023

Run o.

He is on his own

Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by sexdogz2018(m): 8:11am On Apr 17, 2023

Oya all the simping men on Nairaland come line up according to your height here... Abeg make nobody March me oooh

ukaface:
I want a simp-man

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Adesina18111(m): 8:15am On Apr 17, 2023

Must HE provide for her?...can't she work too?...if she is collecting money or needs from him then she should be able to open her toto with no stress...

Octopusssy:

Must he have sex with her? If he wan nack, make he marry her.

Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by sexdogz2018(m): 8:22am On Apr 17, 2023

This one off me grin

Versal:
A simp marries only one wife

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by madampresh(f): 8:22am On Apr 17, 2023

A simp is a man who went to beg his ex girlfriend's man for money so that he can marry this same ex but unfortunately, he received the beating of his life. grin

Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by ukaface(f): 8:27am On Apr 17, 2023

sexdogz2018:
Oya all the simping men on Nairaland come line up according to your height here... Abeg make nobody March me oooh

Wahalur

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Minatouchiha(m): 8:37am On Apr 17, 2023

garriAndsugar:
A simp is a man who's in a relationship with a single mom and after providing for she and her child/children still begs her for sex

8s provision supposed to be a criteria for sex?

Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by benqo01(m): 8:40am On Apr 17, 2023

Hakimi is the OP worst nightmare,what that guy did 99% of our nigerian entitled broke ass stretched smelling pussy ladies went emotional.......they began crying making a useless post like the OP just did to get attention calling for d abortion of MUMMY'S BOY

Till now they haven't gotten back to their senses it was like a shock to them that Hakimi a man whose wisdom is almost liking to Solomon is tormenting them on and off the pitch.

The hatred by our Nigerian ladies on that guy ehn even the Moroccans ladies don't hold such grudge against him well it also tell the kind of ladies we have

Hakimi u do this one........he chose not to be manipulated he got hated

He chose to be manipulated he his called a true hero

If Eboue could correct his mistakes he would do that

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by chymdyx(m): 8:45am On Apr 17, 2023

garriAndsugar:
A simp is a man who's in a relationship with a single mom and after providing for she and her child/children still begs her for sex

i was that man a long time ago, and I'm just 29.
i pity a lot of motherfvckers who don't know shit about shit and just come on here to rant.

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by camri: 8:47am On Apr 17, 2023

IIdamuAdugbo:
This one is a deal breaker, I dont like simps, I like a man that will be man enough to guide and protect me

if he has big dick?

Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Batman2412(m): 8:50am On Apr 17, 2023

Did you get your girlfriend of 2 weeks an iPhone 12 while you use gionee s9 and your mother uses Nokia torch held with rubber band?

Did you order for #3k suya, ate only onions while your babe of 5 days ate all the meat?

Did your babe of 3 weeks ask you for urgent #500k and you transferred #300k with plentry begging cos you only had #340k while your mum asked for #10k to complete her village cwo dues and you told her no money?

Did you just buy your babe a 52in LED TV while you have a flatron CRT 21in box TV?

Are you feeding and taking care of your babe with 3 kids from 3 different men while your mother is hungry in the village?

Do you send your babe #400k for her birthday and she sends you a "on this day a king is born" text on your birthday?

Does she gift you singlet and boxers with handkerchief like atilogu dancer while she demands iPhone and MacBook from you?

If yes, you be S!MP

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by camri: 8:55am On Apr 17, 2023

Chydo63:
once you're in a relationship, s*x has to happen. It's only natural. It's like the fuel that keeps the relationship running, apart from the finance!

is it possible to have sex without spending money? I want a relationship where i dont have to spend. Just free concensual sex

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by alllivesmatter(m): 8:56am On Apr 17, 2023

PROPEACE:

You girls are still hitting your heads against the wall over this Hakimi's matter
You started like you had a sensible point to make then boom! you smuggled Hakimi into the post. That guy did the wife in no be small. He is man of the century. Most popular footballer in the world.

Most girls want everything to favour them. All the odds has to be in their favour. They don't want to loose some and win some. They want to win it all. So long as it favours them.... it doesn't matter whose ox is gored. Doesn't matter.

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by ikay00406(m): 8:57am On Apr 17, 2023

Batman2412:
Did you get your girlfriend of 2 weeks an iPhone 12 while you use gionee s9 and your mother uses Nokia torch held with rubber band?

Did you order for #3k suya, ate only onions while your babe of 5 days ate all the meat?

Did your babe of 3 weeks ask you for urgent #500k and you transferred #300k with plentry begging cos you only had #340k while your mum asked for #10k to complete her village cwo dues and you told her no money?

Did you just buy your babe a 52in LED TV while you have a flatron CRT 21in box TV?

Are you feeding and taking care of your babe with 3 kids from 3 different men while your mother is hungry in the village?

Do you send your babe #400k for her birthday and she sends you a "on this day a king is born" text on your birthday?

Does she gift you singlet and boxers with handkerchief like atilogu dancer while she demands iPhone and MacBook from you?

If yes, you be S!MP

Lol.. These cases are very bad o.. grin

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by chymdyx(m): 8:58am On Apr 17, 2023

Octopusssy:
I think the adjective 'simp' is arguably the most misused adjective on this forum, and perhaps on social media. I recall when, some time ago, I was ill and my significant other washed my clothes (hand wash o) he laughingly remarked "if my guys see me washing your clothes, they will call me a simp".

That got me thinking. Does showing care to your partner make you a simp? The toxic social media Alfamails seem to think so. The same 'alpha males' wey no dey give their mama monthly allowance, talk less of her holding their net worth for them, but are here shouting "Hakimi is our hero!" (we are not ready for THAT conversation).

I saw this post on Facebook and decided to repost it with permission.

A simp is a man who prioritizes a woman, period. He is a stupid simp. i was one, a long time ago..

I'm talking to men.. because having this conversation with a woman is like talking to a brick wall.
Women, will always try to justify, and prioritize, and beautify anything that favors them. Simple.

Then some stupid men, in the hope of getting laid (which they'll never get), would be supporting them. Weak men. just a little better than a maggot. Spits.

A real man prioritizes himself! His dreams. His goals! The woman falls in line, and if she doesn't, she leaves. period!
The simp is any man afraid of losing a woman, who has shown no support or regard for him, his family, or his dreams!

What they don't get is.. these women here ranting.. will always.. ALWAYS, cheat on the simp.. with a real man.

Do real men not get cheated on? hardly.. and if they do, they drop her ASAP.. and move on.

But the simp? noooo. She'll cry crocodile tears, and he'll forgive her. And the world will clap for him. And years later he is raising another man's child.
you guys are a bunch of jokers!

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Octopusssy(f): 8:59am On Apr 17, 2023

ORIAYO70:

God bless you...
A caring person, or loving partners has nothing to do with been a SIMP.

Take time to look at those whom uses this adjective, is either they r still juvenile, or very very irresponsible type of boys.. no sane person will relate been good as a simp.

You've said it all

Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Octopusssy(f): 9:01am On Apr 17, 2023

ShaqFu:
Lol. Actually octopussy is the name of a woman in one of the James Bond movie. It's also the title of the movie and the 13th or so movie in the James Bond franchise.

Didn't you notice that I didn't respond? I have no energy, or inclination to engage nattering nitwits. It is too early in the week for that kinda bullshit

Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by chymdyx(m): 9:02am On Apr 17, 2023

Octopusssy:
I think the adjective 'simp' is arguably the most misused adjective on this forum, and perhaps on social media. I recall when, some time ago, I was ill and my significant other washed my clothes (hand wash o) he laughingly remarked "if my guys see me washing your clothes, they will call me a simp".

That got me thinking. Does showing care to your partner make you a simp? The toxic social media Alfamails seem to think so. The same 'alpha males' wey no dey give their mama monthly allowance, talk less of her holding their net worth for them, but are here shouting "Hakimi is our hero!" (we are not ready for THAT conversation).

I saw this post on Facebook and decided to repost it with permission.

prioritizing his woman. Taking his woman's input.. lol. chai. such nonsense.

Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Octopusssy(f): 9:04am On Apr 17, 2023

ChilamNk:
How come everything you copy-wrote is all about pleasing the female.. and you think that's what should not make a man simp..

when he spend such a great time pleasing a woman in such form..the woman will still treat him as trash.

Did you read the op till the end? Go and reread it and stop capping crap

Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Kendrick80(m): 9:04am On Apr 17, 2023

iPhone 55s

Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Octopusssy(f): 9:06am On Apr 17, 2023

Benrosaria:

I disagree with this. I strongly know my woman should be lazy as Bleep.

Are you comfortable with a woman who doesn't contribute anything reasonable to your relationship?

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