DriveByKiller:
yeah....I bet she likes the movie a lot, Joe

ShaqFu:
Yeah I also like it. 😁

Octopusssy:

Are you comfortable with a woman who doesn't contribute anything reasonable to your relationship?

DriveByKiller:
good luck then. She shouldn't be attempting to validate simping here

These old hens have many tricks up their worn-out sleeves. Imagine trying to excuse her idiotic boyfriend washing her clothes because she was ill.
Prostitute.

garriAndsugar:
A simp is a man who's in a relationship with a single mom and after providing for she and her child/children still begs her for sex

Madups:
Peter obi don build sky scraper inside this one head.

wahalawahala:
yeye

Madups:
Na people wey dey around you i dey pity cos dem no go know say na the kind load wey you carry dey make you de misbehave every time. The worst na if the head go burst for public.

IIdamuAdugbo:
big dick is not it, it feels uncomfortable most times, i prefer it long and alittle bit thick, maybe 2-3inches. thats enough to get me there

DriveByKiller:
good luck then. She shouldn't be attempting to validate simping here

These old hens have many tricks up their worn-out sleeves. Imagine trying to excuse her idiotic boyfriend washing her clothes because she was ill.

Prostitute.

ShaqFu:
yeah well, this is something I won't do, heck I wash my clothes myself, nobody touches it, not my mum or sisters, this is how it's always been for me, right from when I was able to start washing myself.

Now if I've been washing my clothes myself, I see no reason why whoever I'm dating can't do it herself. If she's tired, she should take it to the dry cleaners.

winner37:
Pls what about a man who washes his girlfriend's bras and panties, cook everyday while she is sleeping,

isabi2lof:
As long as your care for your woman, they'll call you simp

ukaface:
I want a simp-man

camri:
can a simp eat your vagina?

ukaface:
Go and ask your mother

camri:
go on a date with me. Bills on me

Madups:
Talk too much but not more than a standup comedian like you.

Octopusssy:

Must he have sex with her? If he wan nack, make he marry her.

camri:
six inches long?

Urheadmaster:
Is it right to ask for sex because you provided for her

Octopusssy:

Must he have sex with her? If he wan nack, make he marry her.

Octopusssy:
I think the adjective 'simp' is arguably the most misused adjective on this forum, and perhaps on social media. I recall when, some time ago, I was ill and my significant other washed my clothes (hand wash o) he laughingly remarked "if my guys see me washing your clothes, they will call me a simp".

That got me thinking. Does showing care to your partner make you a simp? The toxic social media Alfamails seem to think so. The same 'alpha males' wey no dey give their mama monthly allowance, talk less of her holding their net worth for them, but are here shouting "Hakimi is our hero!" (we are not ready for THAT conversation).

I saw this post on Facebook and decided to repost it with permission.

Urheadmaster:
Is it right to ask for sex because you provided for her

IIdamuAdugbo:
6.5-7 is good

Octopusssy:
There are very sick, badly brought up individuals roaming around on this forum. Pathetic lots.

What I didn't add to the op is my love said to me, his hands elbow deep in soapy water: "Octopussy, if loving you makes me a simp, I wear the tag with my full chest."

Haters should go and jump in front of a moving train. Nattering nitwits.

garriAndsugar:
A simp is a man who's in a relationship with a single mom and after providing for she and her child/children still begs her for sex

camri:
are you game?