I honestly tried reading...

Your Bf helping out while you were sick is not simping__ but you see the rest you wrote there, they're relative and undefined

e.g The listening to his girl's suggestion and following it... if he considers it a good one, and follows it, sure__ if it's not a good one but follows it to please her, it's simping... Mostly everything you wrote is vague

You cannot teach a man how to be a man

Don't be fooled.

All these listed above make you a big SIMP.

because, there is no clear line to differentiate from SIMPHOOD.

Ask her to prove that all she listed above are not major characteristic of a simp, without her ending it with insults

A simp is a simp, no need to shalaye or blow big grammar, a simp always knows himself, and we all know a simp when we see one.

garriAndsugar:
A simp is a man who's in a relationship with a single mom and after providing for she and her child/children still begs her for sex

That kind of man should be hanged by the testicles.

As long as your care for your woman, they'll call you simp

I want a simp-man

This must be the opposite
All this are exactly what makes a man simp

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Octopusssy:
I think the adjective 'simp' is arguably the most misused adjective on this forum, and perhaps on social media. I recall when, some time ago, I was ill and my significant other washed my clothes (hand wash o) he laughingly remarked "if my guys see me washing your clothes, they will call me a simp".

That got me thinking. Does showing care to your partner make you a simp? The toxic social media Alfamails seem to think so. The same 'alpha males' wey no dey give their mama monthly allowance, talk less of her holding their net worth for them, but are here shouting "Hakimi is our hero!" (we are not ready for THAT conversation).

I saw this post on Facebook and decided to repost it with permission.

Trash. Onto the Next please

Can you imagine or phatom how offended female folks are with what Hakimi did to his wife?
@Octopu**y - Some of y'all girl folks deserve the "Hakimi method" of being dealt with because, the man in your life will meet all these criteria up above but yet still get dealt the heartless blow.
E no go better for lazy girls wey dey find cool rich guys to fleece.
Just Flush that tattered heart emoji down the toilet!

Maybe you should write What makes men a Simp instead?

Octopusssy:

Must he have sex with her? If he wan nack, make he marry her.

the way u marry all the guys wey don Nack u abi 👍🏼 Dey play

Octopusssy:

Must he have sex with her? If he wan nack, make he marry her.

Nor be juju be that?

Octopusssy:
I think the adjective 'simp' is arguably the most misused adjective on this forum, and perhaps on social media. I recall when, some time ago, I was ill and my significant other washed my clothes (hand wash o) he laughingly remarked "if my guys see me washing your clothes, they will call me a simp".

That got me thinking. Does showing care to your partner make you a simp? The toxic social media Alfamails seem to think so. The same 'alpha males' wey no dey give their mama monthly allowance, talk less of her holding their net worth for them, but are here shouting "Hakimi is our hero!" (we are not ready for THAT conversation).

I saw this post on Facebook and decided to repost it with permission.

A woman can never tell a man how to be a man.

thegooddieyoung:

This Hakimi stunt still dey pepper your gender die

All those hardworking women wey no bother about man money no even care... most of them dey even support Hakimi...

but u see those one wey dey hope to use marriage end their bill-paying days .... e go still dey pepper dem for another 3 months...

lordtony27:
the way u marry all the guys wey don Nack u abi 👍🏼 Dey play

See vawulence...

Octopusssy:
I think the adjective 'simp' is arguably the most misused adjective on this forum, and perhaps on social media. I recall when, some time ago, I was ill and my significant other washed my clothes (hand wash o) he laughingly remarked "if my guys see me washing your clothes, they will call me a simp".

That got me thinking. Does showing care to your partner make you a simp? The toxic social media Alfamails seem to think so. The same 'alpha males' wey no dey give their mama monthly allowance, talk less of her holding their net worth for them, but are here shouting "Hakimi is our hero!" (we are not ready for THAT conversation).

I saw this post on Facebook and decided to repost it with permission.

Op is the greatest simp of all time

Not surprised because this can only be shared by female.

Rokiat:
That word is misused on this site by all these toxic so called masculine men.

If that’s you on your profile then you try

virginprincess:
Op,thank you for trying to educate all this illiterate toxic men here.

her definition of simp is same as that of the toxic men here.

Itooweak4una:


Marry her? A single mother with two fking kids. Can you advise your own brother to do such abomination

And why would you even want to have sex with somebody you consider an abomination to marry in the first place? Do you even know the implication and import of what you just said?

Octopusssy:
I think the adjective 'simp' is arguably the most misused adjective on this forum, and perhaps on social media. I recall when, some time ago, I was ill and my significant other washed my clothes (hand wash o) he laughingly remarked "if my guys see me washing your clothes, they will call me a simp".

That got me thinking. Does showing care to your partner make you a simp? The toxic social media Alfamails seem to think so. The same 'alpha males' wey no dey give their mama monthly allowance, talk less of her holding their net worth for them, but are here shouting "Hakimi is our hero!" (we are not ready for THAT conversation).

I saw this post on Facebook and decided to repost it with permission.

Absolutely

Don't take any advice about men from women

Octopusssy:
I think the adjective 'simp' is arguably the most misused adjective on this forum, and perhaps on social media. I recall when, some time ago, I was ill and my significant other washed my clothes (hand wash o) he laughingly remarked "if my guys see me washing your clothes, they will call me a simp".

That got me thinking. Does showing care to your partner make you a simp? The toxic social media Alfamails seem to think so. The same 'alpha males' wey no dey give their mama monthly allowance, talk less of her holding their net worth for them, but are here shouting "Hakimi is our hero!" (we are not ready for THAT conversation).

I saw this post on Facebook and decided to repost it with permission.

The devil can never tell someone how to become righteous, that is, a woman cannot tell a man how to become a MAN

A simp is a man that begs his girlfriend that he pays her school fees and pays her bills to stay with him cos she see him as a failure for not having a car. #spit

Well said OP

Don’t mind the cow head, this generation is casted!!!

Urheadmaster:
Is it right to ask for sex because you provided for her

wahalawahala:
Peter Obi is the biggest simp in the world😂... If u doubt, search for the yes daddy ,ok daddy , thank u daddy conversation , very ridiculous😒

Trying to be funny
DRYyyyy

Itooweak4una:


Marry her? A single mother with two fking kids. Can you advise your own brother to do such abomination

so of all the women out there, your best example is a single mother. Single lady don finish?
Some of you lot have got seven step dads but Guy Gettout!

Octopusssy:
I think the adjective 'simp' is arguably the most misused adjective on this forum, and perhaps on social media. I recall when, some time ago, I was ill and my significant other washed my clothes (hand wash o) he laughingly remarked "if my guys see me washing your clothes, they will call me a simp".

That got me thinking. Does showing care to your partner make you a simp? The toxic social media Alfamails seem to think so. The same 'alpha males' wey no dey give their mama monthly allowance, talk less of her holding their net worth for them, but are here shouting "Hakimi is our hero!" (we are not ready for THAT conversation).

I saw this post on Facebook and decided to repost it with permission.

A SIMP IS A MAN WHO DO ALL YOU MENTION WHICH IS NT A BAD THING BUT RECEIVE NUTING IN RETURN FROM HIS WOMAN ESP SEX.EG WILL SMITH SLAPPIN CHRIS ROCK AT OSCAR TO FIGHT FOR HIS CHEATING WIFE ND INTERVIEWED BY HER ABOUT HER INFIDELITY DT SIMP.