Funny

My first experience was with my landlord's daughter. I was 7 at the time. She was 4yrs older than me.

I was asked by my Mom to go to the landlady's house to see if she's home. On getting there, it was just the daughter that was home alone, watching TV.
Asked her where her mom was. If she was around. And she asked me to come in and follow her into the Mom's room that her Mom was there.

Innocent me followed her.
And the rest they say is history.

From then on, any day I felt like doing that thing on the bed with her again, all I had to do was gauge when nobody but her would be home.
And I'll sneak in and ask her, "Ur mother dey?"

In we would go again

davien:
She asked me to help her move into a new place, I didn't know she had ulterior motive then, when I helped her move she started kissing me, from kissing she removed my p3n!s and you know the rest.

How old was that

First time as kid was at the age of= six( I knew I was having sex then, I can still recall the girls name and details of it now) growing up in the streets as of 90ths in Nigeria you're likely to get spoiled

Most ladies were the ones who disvirgned the guys including me myself


And years later they will be forming cock and bull stories to their bf how they lost their virginity

OloYeOfEgbE:
J.S.S 2.

One crazy joint for Ikotin egbe that year..70naira for ST. My legs dey shake like mumu,my piyonyon just dey reduce reduce reduce,I no even see anything like milik come out

Lol 😂
Una Dey use condom then
The price shock me
The disease go also shock 😂😂😂😂😂😂

ZINNYBANKS:

Your first sexual experience took place at what location, time,where and when ..?

I have been a Celibate since birth

NoahHadNoArk:



No need, we turned a new leaf long time ago

Hallelujah

Sniper101:
"Ur mother dey?"

In we would go again

The most funny pickup line I've ever heard.
Na code for wetin kwanu?

Micheal56:

Lol 😂
Una Dey use condom then
The price shock me
The disease go also shock 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yop..it was like extra large for me then kwa. The nylon didn't come out with my crayon, it left itself inside there

OloYeOfEgbE:


Yop..it was like extra large for me then kwa. The nylon didn't come out with my crayon, it left itself inside there

Lol 😂
Na that type of joint dem for they carry HIV

wisdomkid:


The most funny pickup line I've ever heard.
Na code for wetin kwanu?

Code for "make we go do Dat thing...if she no dey."

Those girl or boy that had childhood sex from age 5-12
Can ur dick disflower a girl
Most of those girls were stil virgin
Many of those gals didn't bleed

12 years old, primary 6

Sniper101:


From then on, any day I felt like doing that thing on the bed with her again, all I had to do was gauge when nobody but her would be home.
And I'll sneak in and ask her, "Ur mother dey?"

In we would go again

e don tey wey u be bad guy