The funny one I know is:

No mata how fast bumbum run reach, e go always dey behind prick

Who read na im serious, who pass na im know
book
weda nyansh face east or west, na still back e go
dey

Olowoshako:
Dem no they slim fit borrowed clothes?

When Olosho change base, she go turn virgin!

Wetin person reach to do no be longer throat!

I get am before no be property!

Conni man die, conni man bury am!

If preek no stand, den no go use hand give woman belle

Lean on me no be press me die

Okpolo eyes no be open eye.

Put for me put for me na him make noise de Market.

Person wey dey stay Glasshouse no dey throw stone.

FirstCounsel:
Hunter wey get only one arrow no de shoot anyhow

Dat one na hunter?

E dey sweet me, e dey sweet naim old woman take get Belle.

Person wey set trap come use
cow🐮🐂 as bait, na him know wetin
him wan catch...

As e dey sweet us, e dey pain dem.Now na all of una e dey pain

Dorime no be for salary earner.

See as e be like fawo wey rain beat.

When breeze blow, fawo yansh go open

Chop alone, die alone.

Hu get head no get cap, hu get cap no get head

At all at all na winsh

Ashawo die toto rest

Person wey police dey drag no dey complain say the distance far.

No matter the weight of elephant, e no fit cause earthquake.

Escort me, escort me, na so slave trade take start.

Say ponmo sweet pass turkey, abegi, na suffering be that

The ear that refuses to listen go follow head when dem cut the head.

See the front page littered with sex pidgin proverbs. Nigerians and sex is like 5 & 6

Olowoshako:
Dem no they slim fit borrowed clothes?

Them kno dey tell blind man say rain dey fall

Head hunter no dey allow person touch him head.

No push the ladder wet you take climb up because you go need am to come down.

The thing wey elder sitdown see, small pikin go climb e no go see am.

Na rat wey dey house dey tell outside rat say something dey house.

b0rn2fuck:
Prick dey argue, toto dey argue, na bed go settle their matter

this ur parable na gban gban.

Assignment...

Zonefree:
Woman wey dey look for pikin no dey wear pant sleep for night.

normally, women no supposed dey wear pant sleep na.
How dem go dey wear pant during the day and still wear am for night sleep.
Make fresh air dey enter the place na.
Na girls dey for village dey wear pant sleep.

Widow wey get big yarsh, elders no dey waste time bury her husband.

1. Na nairaland mods dey make person not to speak him mind.

2. Who shit catch no dey catch fish.

3. Dick way rise for morning go fall for night. (Deep)

Slap wen be your own, if e no come to you, no matter where e dey, even if it means taking transport, you go pay Uber go collect am.

Cooperation na him make rice full pot

Man wey plant corn for road side and man wey get beautiful woman get the same fear. .

When picking shit na him mama go pack am

Siddon look..na dog name for Bini

Person wey naked no dey shook hand for pocket o!

Na that teeth dem dey use play with children, na em dem dey use bite them

talented321:
1.Na determimation dey make okada overtake trailer for road 2. Na entitle mentality no make february complete.

You mean zombidence Na February?