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Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 9:55pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Phillipson02:waspopping Phil? |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 9:57pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
EnemyofGod2:Atheists yawns!!! đ©đ |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by EnemyofGod2: 10:09pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Kobojunkie: 10:45pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Leiylau:What is known of Heaven is that which is written and if you stuck to just that rather than include that which is of your imagination, you will note the same things I have. For instance, Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob are not in Heaven but are rather still sleeping in their graves. |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Kobojunkie: 10:48pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Leiylau:If you read the entire passage of Genesis 3 vs 19 - 24 You will also learn that it is those who do not earn eternal life, by virtue of unbelief in God, that are slated to return to dust. Others who earn eternal life in this life do not.. |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Maynmann: 10:50pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Kobojunkie:Neither abraham, isaac and jacob spoke English, hence they couldnât say âheavenâ, how did they say âheavenâ and does it mean the imaginations you have now. |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Maynmann: 10:54pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
Kobojunkie:You can see that after the gods finished their cursing, what did adam say to his woman? It was the first time he gave a name to the woman because she was âmother of all livingâ. Adam was not bothered. You can also see in 3 vs 22, adam and eve has become âone of themâ, unlike before when they were created in the âimages of themâ. The garden was created for the images of elohim, adam and eve had no use for the garden, they could create their own as they are elohim themselves. |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by EMILO2STAY(m): 11:35pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
dazzlingd:people like you justify what atheists say about a Christian. you have typed nonsense but think you have made sense. dont mention people you think Will be in heaven or hell because you are not the gate keeper of either. christ said to the Pharisees that the harlots and tax collectors will enter the kingdom before them. this is a people who think they are holier or righteous. mathew 21:31 secondly no body will look for sweet mom or dad or brother or sister in heaven because every believer is as your mother and father and brother and sisters. mathew 19:29 And every one that hath forsaken houses, or brethren, or sisters, or father, or mother, or wife, or children, or lands, for my name's sake, shall receive an hundredfold, and shall inherit everlasting life. and no one will argonize about a lost loved one since we are now all with christ. mathew 10:37. He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. AND LASTLY NO ONE WILL BURN FOREVER IN HELL .malachi4:1&3 For, behold, the day cometh, that shall burn as an oven; and all the proud, yea, and all that do wickedly, shall be stubble: and the day that cometh shall burn them up, saith the LORD of hosts, that it shall leave them neither root nor branch. 3: You shall trample the wicked, For they shall be ASHES under the soles of your feet On the day that I do this,â Says the LORD of hosts. |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 11:44pm On Jun 23, 2023 |
EMILO2STAY: You are right, heaven is perfect peace and joy. Once you enter that place, all your feelings and connections will be reprogrammed like a perfect robot. You will no longer have any feeling for your loved ones anymore. Even if your sweet mother is burning in hell, you will feel nothing 5 Likes |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 12:16am On Jun 24, 2023 |
10,000 YEARS IN HEAVEN Ten thousand years have passed by, and remember your only purpose is to worship and serve God. Sing his praises and dance to him. Well the good news is that you have become so good at that, you have been singing, worshiping and dancing for 10,000 years. You have switched roles from singing, to drumming to playing heavenly instruments to writing and composing new songs, to dancing. You have danced all the dancing steps you know, you even did thriller dance for God, you were so excited to see God laughing heartily as the thriller dance step. You have stepped dance, dance makosa, done cultural dance, moonwalk, azonto, focus, skelewu. You have done various shifts. Thereâs nothing you havenât done for God who doesnât sleep not blink, just sitting on his throne smiling and nodding heartily. Itâs another day in heaven to do fulfill your purpose in heaven. So you get ready for the dayâs task, thinking of what dance step to do Jesus passes by your street together with Noah, you peeped through your window and saw them, you wonder where they are strolling to. You are not bothered. You saw the Bible Ruth rushing to praising ground with so much energy and you couldnât just help where she gets such energy from, (like, see this Ruth sef, na only her dey this heaven, Aba, just too much energy. Na wa oo) Then you have a flash back on your first week in heaven, you remembered when you first saw Ruth and wanted to pass out in excitement, or when you first met Noah, same Noah that passed by your window and you werenât botheredâŠ. How time flies, even in heaven |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 12:25am On Jun 24, 2023 |
100,000 YEARS IN HEAVEN THE BOREDOM In the beginning was the world, and God became bored and he created the angels to dance and sing for him. Some angels rebelled against him after getting too much wings, and there was war in heaven. God with his angels fought well and defeated the rebellion. And God created Man in his own image, to multiply, dance, sing and worship him. And if man wonât do it, he will raise stones to worship him. Thatâs how important worship is to God. Now this is heaven, the purest form of existence, with the saints. The saints have been here for about 100,000 years worshiping and singing all day. The only thing they have achieved in heaven is worshiping and praising God. Unfortunately, just as God got bored in the beginning, the saints are beginning to get bored. They have sang all the songs they literally know and heavenly bliss is becoming heavenly boredom |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by EMILO2STAY(m): 12:43am On Jun 24, 2023 |
dazzlingd:every thing is not a joke. your mother cannot give you eternal life neither can she creat you. as a christian you are a member of the family of God who created you and gave you eternal life when you place your faith in christ and become part of the body or family in christ . 1 corinthians 12:13. the parable of the good Samaritan is meant to illustrate that your brother is not necessarily your brother because you share same heritage but because he shows love and care irrespective of bloodline or heritag. as a Christian love is at the center of every action taken in relation to a fellow human beign. when we have love for one another then are we brothers and sister. if any burns in hell ,then they have no love for christ and fellow human beign and so cannot enter the kingdom where love reigns. |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by dazzlingd(m): 12:49am On Jun 24, 2023 |
HEAVENLY BOREDOM You have spent over 100,000 years here. No longer like the first day, you have met all your favorite Bible characters over and over again. You see Jesus like water, you dance and sing to God every single day. You no longer feel that excitement, but you have no choice, you must dance for God! You looked over and saw righteousness22 with this fake smile. You know thatâs not how he started in heaven. He has like 7 mansions in heaven made of Gold all to himself. Yet he seems to be losing the spark too. You are on the dancing floor singing and dancing, and there is Bible Ruth, dancing beside you today. You hate being beside her, her own is just too much, you though to yourself. Since day one, she no dey tire. You decided to ask her about what keeps her going after 100,000 years. Even Esther and Mary seems to have lost some morale. The dancing floor was no longer like day one, people murmur while dancing, some try their best to keep a smiling face but you could tell the fake smiles. But thereâs God on his heavenly throne, smiling and nodding heartily. 2 Likes |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 3:36am On Jun 24, 2023 |
EMILO2STAY:U dn't Know shii abou phenomenal dazzling he ain't no godammn atheist. Hell no!!! You all do some research than sit your lazy asses down sprewing woe'vo! |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 3:38am On Jun 24, 2023 |
EMILO2STAY: |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 3:43am On Jun 24, 2023 |
EnemyofGod2:Oh yeahh!!! You don't just go around assuming no immortal exists because Yahweh destroyed earth with his Religion. You do that? That aren't alryt! |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 3:44am On Jun 24, 2023 |
Kobojunkie y are u up already aren't you asleep in Nigeria ? |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Kobojunkie: 3:44am On Jun 24, 2023 |
Leiylau:OK. So you are not an atheists but someone with an overactive imagination? I ask because 99.99999% of what you have written here of what is Heaven in the Kingdom of God is drawn from fables. |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Kobojunkie: 3:45am On Jun 24, 2023 |
Leiylau:Did I ever tell you that I am in Nigeria? |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 3:46am On Jun 24, 2023 |
Kobojunkie:where are you from dear koboj? Are you in mexico ? |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 3:48am On Jun 24, 2023 |
Kobojunkie:dazzling isn't making no things up ! He talks likely reality of heaven which you Africans don't wanna know abou! |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Kobojunkie: 3:49am On Jun 24, 2023 |
Leiylau:I am in a good place. |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Kobojunkie: 3:52am On Jun 24, 2023 |
Leiylau:Given that there are so many deities out there and hence so many different heavens, I am just making it clear that his ideas of heaven do not in anyway coincide with that which is the Kingdom of God promised in Scripture to the Lost sheep of Israel. |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 3:54am On Jun 24, 2023 |
Kobojunkie:đ±đ±đ±đ±đ±Wait alredy koboj I checked ur profile and U av bin here since 2007, I was barely walking nor talking ryt then . I really thought you are some lil Du......... Neva mind outhie! |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 3:55am On Jun 24, 2023 |
Kobojunkie:In heaven or purgatory? Damnit koboj no place is good on earth . Like hellđ |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Kobojunkie: 3:59am On Jun 24, 2023 |
Leiylau:That depends on the delusion that forms your reality I guess, but for me, I am in a good place. |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Leiylau(f): 3:59am On Jun 24, 2023 |
Kobojunkie:stop talking already ! No deities in your African Terraine stop killing ur own culture because of your past slave masters Mr koboj. What In the name of thor are you thinking ? |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Kobojunkie: 4:03am On Jun 24, 2023 |
Leiylau:1. You are already more than aware that I loathe it when you resort to rambling. Stop flailing all over the place and focus already. Again, Given that there are so many deities out there and hence so many different heavens, I am just making it clear that his ideas of heaven do not in anyway coincide with that which is the Kingdom of God promised in Scripture to the Lost sheep of Israel. |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by BigCowHornn: 6:56am On Jun 24, 2023 |
Phillipson02: Only of you are man enough to take care of your wives and not the other way around Simping puppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Maynmann: 6:57am On Jun 24, 2023 |
EMILO2STAY: Without your mothers and fathers who created you you wonât be here. |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by Maynmann: 6:59am On Jun 24, 2023 |
Kobojunkie:And this god abraham, issac and jacob talk about is not âyahwehâ? Again, Old Testament or New Testament werenât written in English. Whatâs âkingdomâ as said in those âscripturesâ. https://www.nairaland.com/7695064/kingdom-heavens |
Re: First One Million Years In Christian Heaven by EMILO2STAY(m): 7:03am On Jun 24, 2023 |
Maynmann:your parents are vessels used to bring you into this world. you cannot love mother and father more than God because he is the ultimate parent whom we carry the life he put in us. |
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