makavalley:

Hello bro

Thelannister:

Sup

Puss360:
I so much love kids... Waiting/wishing to have mine someday....
Lemme still be sampling guys/men fess🙈🙈

MrsTwrite:
My 2 yrs old son asked me if egg are like football and I said no, and he said he'd like to feel how eggs are.

The following day this child climbed the cabinet where my eggs are being kept, smashed about half crates of eggs, I don't know if I should flog him or give him some punishment. This boy was happy telling me that eggs are not that strong.

Billionaire2:
Obsessed with Keke,
…… daddy see keke, daddy buy me keke, daddy I want to enter keke….


One day I hired a keke driver to driver us around, after the ride kid refused to get down 😂 she started crying ooo like nonstop crying..

vikinatius:
Crazy things children do!
My son (a year old) fart and was shocked, looking for where the sound came out from..
The day he saw his p*n*s when he was undressed, he tried to dust it off and when it didn't go, he tried to run away from it.

Share your own experience

MrsTwrite:
My 2 yrs old son asked me if egg are like football and I said no, and he said he'd like to feel how eggs are.

The following day this child climbed the cabinet where my eggs are being kept, smashed about half crates of eggs, I don't know if I should flog him or give him some punishment. This boy was happy telling me that eggs are not that strong.

makavalley:


I love to adopt and take of the human best friend..I reside in Abuja though

Puss360:
I so much love kids... Waiting/wishing to have mine someday....
Lemme still be sampling guys/men fess🙈🙈

Puss360:
I so much love kids... Waiting/wishing to have mine someday....
Lemme still be sampling guys/men fess🙈🙈

vikinatius:
Crazy things children do!
My son (a year old) fart and was shocked, looking for where the sound came out from..
The day he saw his p*n*s when he was undressed, he tried to dust it off and when it didn't go, he tried to run away from it.

Share your own experience😂😂😂😂🙄

dangermouse:
Droped them off including wifey at her senior sisters house and went back to pick them up next day. It was during Xmas hols. Stopped at a joint where my hommies were gathered and have to call them to take a bike and meet me there. On their way coming I have to come out at the front of the joint along the road and when they passed the joint without seeing me , I have to call them back on the fone. I was smoking a stick of cigarette and had to throw it away when their bike turned towards me.

They alighted and we all went inside. Immediately my daughter who was 6 then started disturbing that she want to wee. She insisted I take her. When I walked her outside the joint to wee, she told me "daddy you think I didn't see you?" . Didn't see me do what? " daddy I saw you smoking Igbo,but don't worry I will not tell mummy"

I was shocked cos even my wife did not see me.

When we got inside, I told my wife in whispers what transpired and she was laughing.

Next day my daughter who promised not to tell my wife proceeded to tell her anyways

Kids can be funny

MetroLane:
I'm not a Parent yet, but I can remember one crazy act I did one Night.

During the 2go era, my dad seized my phone one night, And I wanted to chat that night, so at night I decided to sneak into their room to collect my phone and return it when I was done.

Immediately I entered the room, everywhere was Dark, little did I know my dad was sleeping on the bed, while my mum was laying down on the floor, as I was tiptoeing, I stepped on my mum's head, immediately she screamed, in my mind, I was like my own don finish today, how will I explain what I was doing in their room by 11pm.

Immediately I started shouting thief thief thief

Dad woke up and asked where, I told him I saw someone flying the fence through my room window, after they checked and didn't see anyone, they asked me to go to my room and sleep.

I told them I'm scared that I can't sleep in my room alone ...I slept in their room that day.


The next day my siblings were asking why I slept in my parent's room, I told them it's because I'm the owner of the house, I can sleep anywhere I like.

MrsTwrite:
My 2 yrs old son asked me if egg are like football and I said no, and he said he'd like to feel how eggs are.

The following day this child climbed the cabinet where my eggs are being kept, smashed about half crates of eggs, I don't know if I should flog him or give him some punishment. This boy was happy telling me that eggs are not that strong.

deavicky:
One morning when my second daughter was preparing for school i asked her if she would want to be a doctor, lawer or a teacher, she said no. I then asked her what do u want to be? She said she want be staying at home.

President2001:
My funny son will do attention for any uniform man he saw, peradventure he saw army motor he will do everything to stopped them most at times he always asked me that he wants to go to solder school all this @ 2yrs

deavicky:
One morning when my second daughter was preparing for school i asked her if she would want to be a doctor, lawer or a teacher, she said no. I then asked her what do u want to be? She said she want be staying at home.

clems88:
My almost 2 year old son if he's wants to pee and you dare touch his peni.s , that's the end of the pee. I wonder why he doesn't like person touching it .
If he's on the bed or trying to sleep , he would be raising his Bom Bom p n down as if his smashing

Kinghenry1315:
When my son was around 3 years he kept calling me aunty I didn't know why I thought maybe he didn't know the meaning or difference from daddy until we were outside one day and he saw men my age and he started calling them daddy I was perplexed I now realised the reason is because anytime he misbehaved I will take my cane out and shouted sit down with my cane so in his mind this man cant be his dad this should be j another aunty just like the one in school