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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Kingking001: 1:45pm On Sep 13, 2023
Guy,try short cut.u will thank me ltr
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by dkidd: 1:45pm On Sep 13, 2023
Nothing surprised me on the long list but that FIFA football... Them wan play farewell match ni grin๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Okechinwadike: 1:46pm On Sep 13, 2023
this is akwa ibom state. but if you see where the are busy criticizing and insulting Igbo people noby here oooooo

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Mosba: 1:46pm On Sep 13, 2023
The girl must be virgin
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by MadamExcellency: 1:46pm On Sep 13, 2023
If she works in DSS, Immigration or better still CBN or NLNG Bonny. Why not, if not. So much profit provided she is the humble, meek, understanding and family oriented specie.

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by bhella10: 1:46pm On Sep 13, 2023
Ozommadu:


You're a big fuuuuul

Empty bigot...I don confirm say this guy na illiterate
Bros this thing no be fight grin

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Shelter100(f): 1:47pm On Sep 13, 2023
iamtardey:
are you ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญIan?
Yap
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Kanmagram(m): 1:47pm On Sep 13, 2023
Ozommadu:

I swear!!
You're a big fuuuuul

Empty bigot...I don confirm say this guy na illiterate
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Mosba: 1:47pm On Sep 13, 2023
Football (FIFA) ? why not just buy Chelsea and sell their ยฃ1b poor players?
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by TongueTwista(m): 1:47pm On Sep 13, 2023
That guy wasn't ready to marry.

If you decide to saturate your ego, everything on those lists won't cost you more than 500K.

But the beauty of marriage lists is the possibility of negotiations.

He's even lucky. Kogi people will ask you for a hundred tubers of mature yams, a set of exquisite boxes and the biggest box has to be filled with quality ankara materials, laces, shoes, accessories and jewelries.

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Mayeldah(m): 1:48pm On Sep 13, 2023
All these for a lady boys don dey chop since time immemorial?
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Franzinni: 1:48pm On Sep 13, 2023
After all this you go come tell your wife to sit down she will reply you that she is an independent woman ... Haha marriage is a scam, it's a disadvantage to the male gender. Anyway you slice it, the man is losing.

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by qtx(m): 1:49pm On Sep 13, 2023
Desperados:
I saw this somewhere so i decided to share here.

The guy saw his missing rib and they have been dating for a while. So it was time to go to the family of his fiancee to pluck his beautiful flower(as they say) but he got the biggest shock as he was met with what he didn't expect.

He was given a list of items to provide for the traditional marriage as is customary but he instead ran away and never came back.



What are your views on this?



See list below..
Some families are ready to transfer their economic woes instituted by the Fed govt. on innocent grooms. Guys be careful this season.

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by TongueTwista(m): 1:50pm On Sep 13, 2023
EdiskyHarry:
Impregnate the girl first, then pay those things in instalment if you are serious with your life.

Don't try this nonsense experiment with a girl from Annang LGA in Akwa Ibom State. You'll regret it, I can assure you.

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Mummiesboy: 1:50pm On Sep 13, 2023
Oga go and renegotiate and buy the one you can afford
This method work for me. I also believed it will work for you, for your mind now you won use style run grin

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by eldoradoxx: 1:50pm On Sep 13, 2023
Traditionalists are smart these days. This list is not part of what the family of the bride is meant to refund if the man says he is no longer interested. They will collect the items on the list and now discuss the dowry which might not be more than 3k. It is only the dowry that the family of the bride is obligated to return during divorce.

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by storm001(m): 1:50pm On Sep 13, 2023
Ozommadu:


You're a big fuuuuul

Empty bigot...I don confirm say this guy na illiterate

When we told you before, you said it's a lie.

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Desperados(m): 1:51pm On Sep 13, 2023
IconicR:
He's not ready

Another foolish comment from you again.

Oohh, i forgot this is just R speaking without the Iconic.

My advice for you is try to be yourself in all topics or threads.
What you say reflects who you are regardless of the faceless forum but you wouldn't take any words to heart.

Read,Think,Comment,Go offline from forum,Forget about whatever comment you made or insult you receive............. then repeat!!.

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by saintkel(m): 1:51pm On Sep 13, 2023
bravehost4u:
It is actually cheap. Note that those items can be negotiated. Thats the fun of it.
una just d open mouth d talk waaa......negotiate wetin?.....na goat business u de negotiate?...dis is marriage for Gods sake......my dad gave out her daughter n out of d 80k they paid for bride price, my dad just took 2k, one k for him, n 1k for his late wife.....na so e suppose be

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by WetSmoke: 1:52pm On Sep 13, 2023
Nahunger:
Over used kpekus for that matter.

This world is not my home
Who overused it?
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by BigYash: 1:52pm On Sep 13, 2023
For wetin them don Fvck Fvck like say tomorrow no dey o.. make her papa marry her

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by yommen: 1:52pm On Sep 13, 2023
Exodus15v11:
He should just chalk it up and buy everything na. Broke men have no business getting married.

*Watch all the brokity broke NL men quote and insult me now. If the shoe fits....*. ๐Ÿ˜š

Imagine!

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by zedegit: 1:53pm On Sep 13, 2023
jackmrandy:
please do well to mention the name of the state. laslas, some guys willl go and get woman from the North


From the name on list, it's either Akwa ibom or calabar.
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Careente7(m): 1:54pm On Sep 13, 2023
R
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Olatundex22(m): 1:54pm On Sep 13, 2023
Shelter100:
Marriage rites in Nigeria look too expensive compared to our Ghanaian tribes.
if thatโ€™s true oyah show me the list, let me plan yours ๐Ÿ˜‹

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by gmaribel(m): 1:55pm On Sep 13, 2023
Ukรกรฑ ayid. grin
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Mhizzard(m): 1:56pm On Sep 13, 2023
This is one of the causes of bitter marriage after gotten married,whereas before they tight the knot there is love between them

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Kcfresh2103(m): 1:56pm On Sep 13, 2023
Either Akwa Ibom or Cross Rivers ......from the list name
TemplarLandry:
grin I'm sure this happened in imbise.
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by victorikpe(m): 1:57pm On Sep 13, 2023
Desperados:
I saw this somewhere so i decided to share here.

The guy saw his missing rib and they have been dating for a while. So it was time to go to the family of his fiancee to pluck his beautiful flower(as they say) but he got the biggest shock as he was met with what he didn't expect.

He was given a list of items to provide for the traditional marriage as is customary but he instead ran away and never came back.



What are your views on this?



See list below..

Na Akwa Ibom State list be this.
We ntoo dry Bleep up
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Pauliaette(m): 1:57pm On Sep 13, 2023
No wetin dey scare me since I for don marry...
Long list is too much naha for bride price
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by onadana: 1:57pm On Sep 13, 2023
Exodus15v11:
He should just chalk it up and buy everything na. Broke men have no business getting married.

*Watch all the brokity broke NL men quote and insult me now. If the shoe fits....*. ๐Ÿ˜š


I don't understand all the fuse.If he is not capable he should walk away.But if he is why the noise,monetise everything and give them the cash.I don't have time for list ooo,how much will it cost simple?You wan marry for free?

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by victorikpe(m): 1:57pm On Sep 13, 2023
Desperados:
I saw this somewhere so i decided to share here.

The guy saw his missing rib and they have been dating for a while. So it was time to go to the family of his fiancee to pluck his beautiful flower(as they say) but he got the biggest shock as he was met with what he didn't expect.

He was given a list of items to provide for the traditional marriage as is customary but he instead ran away and never came back.



What are your views on this?



See list below..

Na Akwa Ibom State list be that...
We too dey Bleep up

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