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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Sweetvie: 3:37pm On Sep 13, 2023
Dem wan open store for the guy head grin.
Which one is 1 football again?
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Tenrack: 3:38pm On Sep 13, 2023
Shelter100:

I think business section maybe but not romance. Will check your message.
aiight.
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by TheBillyonaire: 3:38pm On Sep 13, 2023
The OP can as well as stay single. That list is cheaper than nursery one school fee per session in an average private school.
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Tenrack: 3:38pm On Sep 13, 2023
Sweetvie:
Dem wan open store for the guy head grin.
Which one is 1 football again?
grin I think say na only me see tha one
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Tenrack: 3:39pm On Sep 13, 2023
Shelter100:

I think business section maybe but not romance. Will check your message.
having trouble locating it?
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Wizuman: 3:39pm On Sep 13, 2023
Quintessence44:


500k as bride price?

So how much will the wedding itself cost?

These are the same people who abuse Nigeria and complain of hard times.

Damn idiots.

Your lives are not hard.

You’re just idiots.


People from that side are akin to wild animals. If u mistakenly find ur way to their jungle, they'll pound on u and drain u dry. I left their daughter and got married to my fellow Yoruba. She is now a househelp in Lekki.

It even seems they all feom that side must do househelp, cook or something similar in their lifetime

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Sweetvie: 3:44pm On Sep 13, 2023
Tenrack:
grin I think say na only me see tha one
grin grin
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by APOPTOSIS: 3:45pm On Sep 13, 2023
Even FIFA was ably represented grin grin grin grin
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Machinegun91(m): 3:48pm On Sep 13, 2023
I just ended my 3 years relationship after receiving this shit list from my supported in-laws

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Tenrack: 3:48pm On Sep 13, 2023
Sweetvie:
grin grin
be like the family dem won start football team grin
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Wizuman: 3:50pm On Sep 13, 2023
TheBillyonaire:
The OP can as well as stay single. That list is cheaper than nursery one school fee per session in an average private school.

With much less, OP will find decent women from families who don't see marriage as a trade. If u know the damage ur "culture" of greed is doing to your youth, u will understand the massage in the article.

U shouldn't see wedding as an opportunity to exploit ur son inlaw. It is rather ur last privilege to cater for your daughter as her custodian. So u should even give her all d super u can including finance...as your daughter and her husband will definitely always remember the kindness and take care of u in the coming days.

There was a time in MFM when Dr Olukoya was practically begging people from the SE and SS that they should take it easy with their culture of greed, as there are too many of them in church whose parents' demands won't allow them marry until they reach menopause.

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Awesome01(m): 3:50pm On Sep 13, 2023
What surprised me the most in the list is underskirt and pants. Whadafuk?
I hope we don't see list with toothpaste and soap soon.

Abeg go Yoruba land go marry fine, cool-headed, beautiful and submissive ladies. Very cheap. Its all about love and family. Yorubas don't sell their daughters o.

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Tickky40: 3:51pm On Sep 13, 2023
cool Jowi Zaza can handle it na, tell him to forward the list to him ....🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Wizuman: 3:51pm On Sep 13, 2023
Machinegun91:
I just ended my 3 years relationship after receiving this shit list from my supported in-laws

Look for a decent Yoruba girl bro. I don't know ur tribe. But I know such trash isn't common among Yoruba

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Love800(m): 3:55pm On Sep 13, 2023
Ok
But not raw food o
I mean cooked food?

Ok. About the suya, so its not eaten over there
Shelter100:

Food selling is good business here. There's a culture of eating out here. Not so sure about the suya meat.
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by iamtardey: 3:55pm On Sep 13, 2023
Shelter100:
Yap
hm okay cool
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by correctguy101(m): 3:58pm On Sep 13, 2023
Xscape1993:
The blacks mentality about marriage...

Don't mind them..

They'll always be quick to shout: "It's our tradition"

The only tradition they know and remember are those that cause segregation and oppression. It's no wonder many Africans were bought off by foreign ways of doing things

Without the Abrahamic Faiths, Africans has always been people who enjoys oppression and abuse of power and opportunity. Imagine how eediots sold children in the guise of the gods don't want twins... Many others were sold in these so-called evil forests..

Chaos is the best Order.
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Elidrisy20: 3:59pm On Sep 13, 2023
He should try court marriage
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by bravehost4u(m): 4:01pm On Sep 13, 2023
saintkel:
una just d open mouth d talk waaa......negotiate wetin?.....na goat business u de negotiate?...dis is marriage for Gods sake......my dad gave out her daughter n out of d 80k they paid for bride price, my dad just took 2k, one k for him, n 1k for his late wife.....na so e suppose be

My tradition allows only #20 naira for bride price, but you see those items on the list, you negotiate. Some traditions might say 1000 but the groom may choose to pay 1million. It depends on capacity. Its our culture. I value traditional marriage more than white wedding.
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Shelter100(f): 4:01pm On Sep 13, 2023
Love800:
Ok
But not raw food o
I mean cooked food?

Ok. About the suya, so its not eaten over there
Cooked or raw both are good business. I do go to tema harbour to assist my brother and wife in their business. Street food sells like hot cake and I love Tema street food anytime I'm oppurtuned to visit them.
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Dyfynezz12(m): 4:06pm On Sep 13, 2023
Do whites pay bride price?
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by correctguy101(m): 4:07pm On Sep 13, 2023
TheBillyonaire:
The OP can as well as stay single. That list is cheaper than nursery one school fee per session in an average private school.

You're right.

Checked the list and it's ordinary.

Can't blame the guy. There's a way lack can condition a person...

Smh
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by chuksoyo21(m): 4:09pm On Sep 13, 2023
TemplarLandry:
grin I'm sure this happened in imbise.

If you went through the list, you would know that's from Akwa-Ibom state.
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Love800(m): 4:11pm On Sep 13, 2023
Tanks
I appreciate
Shelter100:

Cooked or raw both are good business. I do go to tema harbour to assist my brother and wife in their business. Street food sells like hot cake and I love Tema street food anytime I'm oppurtuned to visit them.
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Kingabia1998(m): 4:12pm On Sep 13, 2023
TemplarLandry:
grin I'm sure this happened in imbise.
Shut the Bleep up

That's akwa ibom or cross river
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by mbahfrankuc(m): 4:14pm On Sep 13, 2023
Hope she is a virgin if not forget the hole
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by pocom35: 4:18pm On Sep 13, 2023
Kimjongun:
The guy is not serious are we the one that help him to toast her. Meanwhile here is the list I was given. And I will gladly pay with joy, the day of being single is gone

You want to compare your list with the Op?
Your mouth Like toast
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by donem: 4:21pm On Sep 13, 2023
Aboks:
na calabar people


oc dogs
See how sense the pain you?
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Sweetvie: 4:22pm On Sep 13, 2023
Tenrack:
be like the family dem won start football team grin
The thing tire me grin
Dem wan open shop join grin grin

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by TheBillyonaire: 4:24pm On Sep 13, 2023
Wizuman:


With much less, OP will find decent women from families who don't see marriage as a trade. If u know the damage ur "culture" of greed is doing to your youth, u will understand the massage in the article.

U shouldn't see wedding as an opportunity to exploit ur son inlaw. It is rather ur last privilege to cater for your daughter as her custodian. So u should even give her all d super u can including finance...as your daughter and her husband will definitely always remember the kindness and take care of u in the coming days.

There was a time in MFM when Dr Olukoya was practically begging people from the SE and SS that they should take it easy with their culture of greed, as there are too many of them in church whose parents' demands won't allow them marry until they reach menopause.

Marriage among the elites is a trade. It happens within cycles for vested interests. I do not spend millions in education fund for my kids oblivious of these facts.

Why should I enroll my kids in schools and have school bus come ferry them to expensive schools and then turn around and handover my girls to a man who somehow is struggling to meet basic needs? That is nonsense.

The reason we train our kids in ultra expensive schools is to ensure that every friend they will meet and fall in love with, are on a certain class. Where will they even meet a poor person?

Na wa for you oh.

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Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Electronics: 4:29pm On Sep 13, 2023
TANID:
that family really deserved all those list only " if that lady is a vergin"
And what has being a Virgin got to do with that senseless list. You are obviously outdated.
Re: "I Did Not Come To Buy Human Being" - Groom Ran After Seeing Marriage List!! by Blitzking: 4:31pm On Sep 13, 2023
Desperados:
I saw this somewhere so i decided to share here.

The guy saw his missing rib and they have been dating for a while. So it was time to go to the family of his fiancee to pluck his beautiful flower(as they say) but he got the biggest shock as he was met with what he didn't expect.

He was given a list of items to provide for the traditional marriage as is customary but he instead ran away and never came back.



What are your views on this?



See list below..
This one no enter 300k...max 400k not sure If it's akwainom or crossriver

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