CalmElder:





Almond milk

fadilaMaikiriki:
Whenever I take milk, I tend to fart uncontrollably, like non-stop farting. Imagine you being with someone and the person is farting every three or five minutes. Honestly, this can be so annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter.

The farts is the type that make the "ssshhhhhhhhhhh" sound. And sometimes the fart becomes noisy or vibrates.

Please, what can I do to remedy this? What can I do to stop the fart? It happens whenever I take milk. I take pap alot( infact I prefer pap to tea), and I take the pap with milk because I don't use sugar. Please, is there any alternative? Maybe a better milk that I can use for the pap.

Please, is there any one here who has/is experiencing this?

Or is it because of that particular company's product (milk)?

Has anyone here experienced this?

I would really appreciate your inputs, suggestions/opinions.

Thanks.

fadilaMaikiriki:
Whenever I take milk, I tend to fart uncontrollably, like non-stop farting. Imagine you being with someone and the person is farting every three or five minutes. Honestly, this can be so annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter.

The farts is the type that make the "ssshhhhhhhhhhh" sound. And sometimes the fart becomes noisy or vibrates.

Please, what can I do to remedy this? What can I do to stop the fart? It happens whenever I take milk. I take pap alot( infact I prefer pap to tea), and I take the pap with milk because I don't use sugar. Please, is there any alternative? Maybe a better milk that I can use for the pap.

Please, is there any one here who has/is experiencing this?

Or is it because of that particular company's product (milk)?

Has anyone here experienced this?

I would really appreciate your inputs, suggestions/opinions.

Thanks.

fadilaMaikiriki:
Whenever I take milk, I tend to fart uncontrollably, like non-stop farting. Imagine you being with someone and the person is farting every three or five minutes. Honestly, this can be so annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter.

The farts is the type that make the "ssshhhhhhhhhhh" sound. And sometimes the fart becomes noisy or vibrates.

Please, what can I do to remedy this? What can I do to stop the fart? It happens whenever I take milk. I take pap alot( infact I prefer pap to tea), and I take the pap with milk because I don't use sugar. Please, is there any alternative? Maybe a better milk that I can use for the pap.

Please, is there any one here who has/is experiencing this?

Or is it because of that particular company's product (milk)?

Has anyone here experienced this?

I would really appreciate your inputs, suggestions/opinions.

Thanks.

fadilaMaikiriki:
If only one can do voicenote on nairaland, you would have heard it. I just farted while typing this. I'm just tired honestly. Please, if you have or know any solution, do recommend please. Thanks.

sukkot:
no side effects. Just like that

The downside ? The enzyme is not for the poor. Costs around 15000 naira average

fadilaMaikiriki:
Can you recommend any please?

millionboi2:
how does being for the poor or not got to do with side effects.....#15000 is not expensive na.

Carcholce:
Milk, because of its high lactose content. Especially peak milk if you are in Nigeria.

Anything that has flour.

Beans

Egg

Garlic, even worse


Beef, if you eat too much.

Cabbage.


Next time take lactose-free milk instead.

fadilaMaikiriki:
Whenever I take milk, I tend to fart uncontrollably, like non-stop farting. Imagine you being with someone and the person is farting every three or five minutes. Honestly, this can be so annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter.

The farts is the type that make the "ssshhhhhhhhhhh" sound. And sometimes the fart becomes noisy or vibrates.

Please, what can I do to remedy this? What can I do to stop the fart? It happens whenever I take milk. I take pap alot( infact I prefer pap to tea), and I take the pap with milk because I don't use sugar. Please, is there any alternative? Maybe a better milk that I can use for the pap.

Please, is there any one here who has/is experiencing this?

Or is it because of that particular company's product (milk)?

Has anyone here experienced this?

I would really appreciate your inputs, suggestions/opinions.

Thanks.

fadilaMaikiriki:
Whenever I take milk, I tend to fart uncontrollably, like non-stop farting. Imagine you being with someone and the person is farting every three or five minutes. Honestly, this can be so annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter.

The farts is the type that make the "ssshhhhhhhhhhh" sound. And sometimes the fart becomes noisy or vibrates.

Please, what can I do to remedy this? What can I do to stop the fart? It happens whenever I take milk. I take pap alot( infact I prefer pap to tea), and I take the pap with milk because I don't use sugar. Please, is there any alternative? Maybe a better milk that I can use for the pap.

Please, is there any one here who has/is experiencing this?

Or is it because of that particular company's product (milk)?

Has anyone here experienced this?

I would really appreciate your inputs, suggestions/opinions.

Thanks.

fadilaMaikiriki:
What do I have to do please? Are there any alternatives? Or maybe better milk products that won't cause me this. Please, if you have any, do recommend.

It would be difficult stopping milk altogether because that's what I use in taking my pap. I don't use sugar, that's why I replaced the sugar with milk instead. I would appreciate any better alternative please.

Fizalis:



In summary it's called "LACTOSE" intolerance. Means the inability of your stomach to digest proteins properly especially milk protein.

Ayatullah:


You alone can help yourself, because you said it happens whenever you take milk.

The question then is: MUST YOU TAKE MILK?

If your answer is YES! Then keep farting and stop complaining.

Stonecoldstare1:

Gost and almond milk are two examples. Hollandia also has theirs too

Carcholce:
Milk, because of its high lactose content. Especially peak milk if you are in Nigeria.

Anything that has flour.

Beans

Egg

Garlic, even worse


Beef, if you eat too much.

Cabbage.


Next time take lactose-free milk instead.

zhirkovrado:

Will it still be called milk if it's lactose free??
Lactic acid constitutes to milk so if it's lactose free then you call it another name not milk.

fadilaMaikiriki:
Whenever I take milk, I tend to fart uncontrollably, like non-stop farting. Imagine you being with someone and the person is farting every three or five minutes. Honestly, this can be so annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter.

The farts is the type that make the "ssshhhhhhhhhhh" sound. And sometimes the fart becomes noisy or vibrates.

Please, what can I do to remedy this? What can I do to stop the fart? It happens whenever I take milk. I take pap alot( infact I prefer pap to tea), and I take the pap with milk because I don't use sugar. Please, is there any alternative? Maybe a better milk that I can use for the pap.

Please, is there any one here who has/is experiencing this?

Or is it because of that particular company's product (milk)?

Has anyone here experienced this?

I would really appreciate your inputs, suggestions/opinions.

Thanks.

fadilaMaikiriki:
Exactly. That's the thing. They're more expensive and you hardly see them in smaller quantities.

MOGPman:

"The fart is the type that makes 'shhhhhhhh' sound" 😀! Na that one dey smell pass. Imagine you come dey with your babe dey watch movie for sitting room, and you come release such atomic bomb😀

zhirkovrado:
I'm also embarrassed when when ever I take milk too. The fact that I love taking it at my age is still what baffles me. Or maybe because of it high nutritional value. You guys won't love to know how I farted so much in church today.

Ikennaford:
Sound of the fart or I don't believe it 😅

fadilaMaikiriki:
Really? Like how many times? I hope it doesn't stink though.

ferhyntorlah:


Hello, if you make your pap from scratch, then you may want to soak your corn/millet with tiger nuts. Then blend them together. You can add ginger if you like.

The end product after boiling should give you a creamy pap.


Alternatively, get tiger nuts, blend and strain to get the milk and add to your pap.

That's a non-diary milk right there.