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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by fadilaMaikiriki: 1:26pm On Sep 24, 2023
CedarHoldings:
fuuuuuwwwshhhhh,pisssssss
You got that right. That's how it sounds. It seems you're also guilty of this.

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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by fadilaMaikiriki: 1:28pm On Sep 24, 2023
zhirkovrado:

The details are not friendly grin grin
Tell me please. How many times and did it stink?
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by ceematics: 1:28pm On Sep 24, 2023
Take Antacids
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by kiddkash(m): 1:29pm On Sep 24, 2023
Vision101:
Let's hear the sound first before we know what to recommend.
Pru Pru tutututtututtssssscchh
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by MICHEALADEX(m): 1:30pm On Sep 24, 2023
Carcholce:
Milk, because of its high lactose content. Especially peak milk if you are in Nigeria.

Anything that has flour.

Beans

Egg

Garlic, even worse

Beef, if you eat too much.

Cabbage.


Next time take lactose-free milk instead.


Me I even have low tolerance for lactose
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by fadilaMaikiriki: 1:33pm On Sep 24, 2023
MICHEALADEX:



Me I even have low tolerance for lactose
How do you manage it please?
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by sonofthunder: 1:43pm On Sep 24, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
Whenever I take milk, I tend to fart uncontrollably, like non-stop farting. Imagine you being with someone and the person is farting every three or five minutes. Honestly, this can be so annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter.

The farts is the type that make the "ssshhhhhhhhhhh" sound. And sometimes the fart becomes noisy or vibrates.

Please, what can I do to remedy this? What can I do to stop the fart? It happens whenever I take milk. I take pap alot( infact I prefer pap to tea), and I take the pap with milk because I don't use sugar. Please, is there any alternative? Maybe a better milk that I can use for the pap.

Please, is there any one here who has/is experiencing this?

Or is it because of that particular company's product (milk)?

Has anyone here experienced this?

I would really appreciate your inputs, suggestions/opinions.

Thanks.


You might be lactose intolerant. I heard there are drugs that helps you to digest milk properly. We also have lactose free milk.


Also try to avoid/reduce bread, biscuits, cakes and refined grains.
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Ituobaroanthony: 1:49pm On Sep 24, 2023
Go pharmacy make Dem give you drug wey dey stop mess nah
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Lexusgs430: 1:49pm On Sep 24, 2023
Farting got no designated places..... Fart away peacefully........ 😁
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by favour32(m): 1:59pm On Sep 24, 2023
I go repeat am several times.
If you be male and you nor dey drink milk, you nor know wetin God do for you.
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Princezibk: 2:00pm On Sep 24, 2023
Taylor92:
Blessing in disguise


You can be the next Hilda Bacci of Nigeria


Something wey others dey find for competition you wan cure your own


Oga get an India visa and go shine with your anus


Go make some noise with your God gifted anus


Some get handwork, some get legwork and here is you with your anus-work
Omg 😳 been laughing uncontrollably… her Fart gengs dey India 🇮🇳 🤣🤣
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Dayvidblue: 2:01pm On Sep 24, 2023
Taylor92:



Then stop drinking milk


Chikina


Moreover you can make a video or audio of the sound of your mess make i hear am so I can prescribe drugs for you
You are weird.
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Bimpe29: 2:01pm On Sep 24, 2023
The cure for an intermittent farting is regular physical exercise. Do that and thank me later.
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Princezibk: 2:02pm On Sep 24, 2023
AfahaAbia:
Milk is meant for kids not Adults. I don't know why adults drink milk It's very bad for us
You meant milk is bad for adults? Explain why
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Bullet01(f): 2:13pm On Sep 24, 2023
No advice until I see the hole. Let's see the hole first
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by cho25bc(f): 2:14pm On Sep 24, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
Whenever I take milk, I tend to fart uncontrollably, like non-stop farting. Imagine you being with someone and the person is farting every three or five minutes. Honestly, this can be so annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter.

The farts is the type that make the "ssshhhhhhhhhhh" sound. And sometimes the fart becomes noisy or vibrates.

Please, what can I do to remedy this? What can I do to stop the fart? It happens whenever I take milk. I take pap alot( infact I prefer pap to tea), and I take the pap with milk because I don't use sugar. Please, is there any alternative? Maybe a better milk that I can use for the pap.

Please, is there any one here who has/is experiencing this?

Or is it because of that particular company's product (milk)?

Has anyone here experienced this?

I would really appreciate your inputs, suggestions/opinions.

Thanks.

Nah wa for you ooo. Fart wey people dey use millions of naira and dollars to fart by force in the hospital, nahim you dey do freely and you dey complain. Dont be an ingrate to God. Only those who cant fart in the hospital can tell their horrendous stories.

You are lactose intolerant and anyone who is lactose intolerant will farts after taking milk. I also experience it often because im also partially lactose intolerant, sometimes mine even comes with slight diarrhea. Peak and cowbell are the worst culprits. But dano is less toxic for me. You can try dano milk or take other non-dairy milk brands like soy milk. You can even try kunu haya and honey instead of milk.

But seriously, stop making a fuss about farting. It's natural and God's given free gift to humanity. Only the dead cannot fart again. Be grateful before complaining. Who doesnt fart sef? You make it sound as if farting should be shameful. Nah wa for you o.
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by success2me(f): 2:14pm On Sep 24, 2023
You're lactose intolerant, flatulence is what you're experiencing, you either avoid milk, or take it with anything oily like with bread and butter, or tea with fried foods like fried plantain
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by felifeli: 2:16pm On Sep 24, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
What do I have to do please? Are there any alternatives? Or maybe better milk products that won't cause me this. Please, if you have any, do recommend.

It would be difficult stopping milk altogether because that's what I use in taking my pap. I don't use sugar, that's why I replaced the sugar with milk instead. I would appreciate any better alternative please.

Try soya milk or if you are rich enough to almond milk. Cashee6 milk and similar. Animal milk is of no benefit to adult human beings though and your body is just warning you of your specific danger. Colon cancer could result.
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by 4KNGOATS(m): 2:22pm On Sep 24, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
Whenever I take milk, I tend to fart uncontrollably, like non-stop farting. Imagine you being with someone and the person is farting every three or five minutes. Honestly, this can be so annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter.

The farts is the type that make the "ssshhhhhhhhhhh" sound. And sometimes the fart becomes noisy or vibrates.

Please, what can I do to remedy this? What can I do to stop the fart? It happens whenever I take milk. I take pap alot( infact I prefer pap to tea), and I take the pap with milk because I don't use sugar. Please, is there any alternative? Maybe a better milk that I can use for the pap.

Please, is there any one here who has/is experiencing this?

Or is it because of that particular company's product (milk)?

Has anyone here experienced this?

I would really appreciate your inputs, suggestions/opinions.

Thanks.
Wetin you dey Yan now you won tell us sey you dey drink milk abi I don't blame spoilt kids that don't have responsibilities
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by chris51(f): 2:29pm On Sep 24, 2023
There are people whose body cannot tolerate milk.

I had same experience but not in Nigeria. I tried different milk until I settled for Organic milk that is lactose free.

My suggestion to you is to minimize your intake of milk, also change the brand. Full cream is not suitable for you.
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by chris51(f): 2:30pm On Sep 24, 2023
chris51:
There are people whose body cannot tolerate milk.

I had same experience but not in Nigeria. I tried different milk until I settled for Organic milk that is lactose free.

My suggestion to you is to minimize your intake of milk, also change the brand. Full cream is not suitable for you.
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Horus(m): 2:32pm On Sep 24, 2023
Farting too much can happen if you eat foods that are hard to digest.

Processed food and carbonated drinks also cause flatulence.

Plus, if you chew food at a fast pace then also the digestive system may suffer from gas.
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Uniqueteco(m): 2:36pm On Sep 24, 2023
Try to run a test for peptic ulcers
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Tenumootito: 2:38pm On Sep 24, 2023
It's means you are allergic to it.
Stay off it
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Kingbuhari(m): 2:43pm On Sep 24, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
What do I have to do please? Are there any alternatives? Or maybe better milk products that won't cause me this. Please, if you have any, do recommend.

It would be difficult stopping milk altogether because that's what I use in taking my pap. I don't use sugar, that's why I replaced the sugar with milk instead. I would appreciate any better alternative please.
so they never tell I milk is not good
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Collysmith: 2:44pm On Sep 24, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
Please, is there any you would recommend?
Thanks.
Milk is not good for your stomach, try replacing it with honey when taking pap.
Even me I use to have noisy stomach after taking milk but since I stopped taking milk it have stop.
Which means some food wrong to your system.
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Ayatullah(m): 2:48pm On Sep 24, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
Just wanted to know if there are better alternatives that I can use, because I do take pap all the time, and I don't use sugar for it, I use milk instead. So, I want to know if there are milks that can't make me fart, so that I can use them instead of the one I've been using before

Alternatives I know are:

1.) Soya Beans Milk (you can buy soya beans and prepare it yourself at home).

2.) Almond Breeze (Sweetened and Unsweetened available at supermarkets, but very expensive).
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Machinegun91(m): 2:49pm On Sep 24, 2023
Avoid next cash and carry bread and 2mg bread if you are in Abuja
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by odiokay: 2:56pm On Sep 24, 2023
Avoid milk and bread or any food that has milk in it. Use Ginny milky cream... it's lactose free
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Reference(m): 3:16pm On Sep 24, 2023
If this is a novel discovery supposing you have drank milk before (who on this planet hasn't) then it is safe to say the milk was bad.

The bad state of the Nigerian economy will push many retailers into all sorts of dodgy practices including best before/expiry date tampering.

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