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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Nobody: 12:39pm On Sep 27, 2022
goshikid:
Some people pri.ck don rise cheesy even before Op end matters
Be speaking for yourself cheesy
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by KingDash: 3:35pm On Sep 27, 2022
Kubwa girls razz bros.. you dey correct
IceDune:
I shared this experience because this evening one of my female friends just asked me if I know a girl called "Jummai" that stays around NYSC in kubwa. I said yes. She told me the girl saw my pics on her phone (she has a lot of my pictures) and thought we were dating. She started telling her that she shouldn't trust me o. I've been laughing my ass out and then decided to share the encounter here

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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Tegabadguy(m): 3:51pm On Sep 27, 2022
IceDune:
I've spent 1yr and 6months in Abuja. So sometime last month I broke up with my girlfriend and she was the first girl I got close with when I moved to abuja. After the breakup that was when it dawned on me that I don't have female friends that i can use for rebound from the breakup. So my journey in finding a female distraction took me to the land of Tinder dating app. Should I call it dating app? Because 85% of girls there are for hookup.
So I downloaded Tinder on the 24th August, set up my profile and started swiping right on girls that are not more than 3km from my house. On the 27th which was a Saturday I swiped right on a girl's profile (I will call her jummai) and we got paired immediately. I sent her a message which she replied immediately and we chatted for some minutes and she asked for my WhatsApp line which I gave her. She called immediately saying she wanted to confirm it's not fake. Later that evening I went to watch EPL match at my favorite lounge close to my house. Immediately I sat down Jummai's message came in, asking me what I was doing. I told her I was watching a match at the lounge and asked her to come if she's not busy. She agreed and within an hour she was there. She wasn't looking bad, she is built moderately with well rounded medium size ass and a perky chest. I liked what I saw because she has a different frame from my ex who is thick (not fat).
can i joint the site....i hope is free
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 9:58pm On Sep 27, 2022
September19:
broo for real?!

Yes!!
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 7:03pm On Oct 03, 2022
Tegabadguy:
can i joint the site....i hope is free

Yes it is, just download the App
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by ifihearam: 7:33pm On Oct 03, 2022
Mjolnir:


You would have simply said--- you made the babe cúm, if you know your command of spelling isnt good,
Which one be organism again naah,
Na zygote abi na spyrogyra or amoeba?

bad mouth go kee u grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by Tegabadguy(m): 12:17pm On Oct 04, 2022
IceDune:


Yes it is, just download the App
okay grin grin grin grin grin grin i hope is free
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by SmallDick99(m): 12:39pm On Oct 04, 2022
IceDune:


Yes it is, just download the App
Has the girl unblocked you yet?
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 7:38pm On Oct 04, 2022
SmallDick99:
Has the girl unblocked you yet?

I don't know. I've deleted her number
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by DonroxyII: 11:32am On Oct 05, 2022
IceDune:
As we started, this babe turned me and lay on me. The way his babe rode me eh like say she has been hoarding kongi for 2months. I didn't even understand the style she did that night, like she was on top but she wasn't sitting on me but rather she was lying down flat on me and riding. This went on for minutes before she asked for change of position. I started pounding her missionary style, some minutes into the pounding she started crying and saying I love you. I overlooked it as things girls normally say when they reach orgasm. When I saw that she was satisfied and my sheet wet, I switched to doggy so I can cum too.
We did one more time around 6am before preparing for work. We left the house together. Now this is where the weird thing started.
Na so You Buy Market enter Portal grin ... Once Everything is Cheap and Fast .. I Flee ... I don't like Liabilities like Loan Shark ... Dem Disburse Easily grin
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by DonroxyII: 11:34am On Oct 05, 2022
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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by DonroxyII: 11:45am On Oct 05, 2022
dillylilly:
at least she didn't create a scene claiming u carried her for 20k naira.

Just call her apologies n b glad u have a new fuk mate, call when u need pussy n thats it.

Too soon to loose a pussy like dat
Wahala no dey finish for una Head ... Una go do sotey e go lead to Scene ... A lady Cap like that and You no Shift One Side ....

This Kain thing na One Night Stand ... Until Her Head Touch Abi grin !
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 11:56am On Oct 07, 2022
DonroxyII:
Na so You Buy Market enter Portal grin ... Once Everything is Cheap and Fast .. I Flee ... I don't like Liabilities like Loan Shark ... Dem Disburse Easily grin

A lot of girls like one night stands with strangers. I thought this was it
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 7:54pm On Dec 03, 2022
DonroxyII:
Wahala no dey finish for una Head ... Una go do sotey e go lead to Scene ... A lady Cap like that and You no Shift One Side ....

This Kain thing na One Night Stand ... Until Her Head Touch Abi grin !

No mind am
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 1:40pm On Sep 28, 2023
techgen:
But Op, why your first girl serve you breakfast... Even with all this quality. grin
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 1:43pm On Sep 28, 2023
westlius:
She go find u come house
Any girl u don carry com house and she likes u
She go shock u come house to see if u dey carry anoda babe

We later reconciled when I met her some months later. We had sex one more time before I moved from that house
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by luvguyy(m): 4:44pm On Sep 28, 2023
IceDune:


We later reconciled when I met her some months later. We had sex one more time before I moved from that house
is like to use tinder isn't free....u have to buy chats
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 10:59am On Sep 30, 2023
luvguyy:
is like to use tinder isn't free....u have to buy chats

It's free, the paid version only allows you to know who liked you before you swipe right

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Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by holybabayo(m): 5:27am On Oct 02, 2023
IceDune:

Also I did nothing wrong of which her conscience will tell her.

My brother, you are correct not to say you loved her. She sef need help. She's too fast about everything .

She was flowing with your profile message though but she need sense
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by IceDune: 6:53pm On Oct 20, 2023
holybabayo:


My brother, you are correct not to say you loved her. She sef need help. She's too fast about everything .

She was flowing with your profile message though but she need sense

Serious sense!
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by SonofGod231: 10:41pm On Oct 20, 2023
I was searching for hookup when I joined Tinder but the kind of girls I met made me rethink.
I met one pretty chic on tinder we exchanged contacts and continued on WhatsApp but then she was just acting straight and legit. I tried to ask for a rendezvous and she picked an eatery,I was fine with it because I was beginning to flow with her. So I suggested coming to pick her since I was driving and she was cool but gave me a location close to her place. I picked her and asked her where exactly the eatery we were hanging out was and she started saying she doesn't even know any where,that she hasn't been long in town. I drove straight to a Kili nearby she ordered for Turkey,fried rice ,salad and a drink.I went for beef Kebab and water. She made it takeaway so we got back into the car and I suggested we enter GRA where clubs and chilling spots were. She was cool with the whole idea,it was almost 8pm though when I checked my time.
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by SonofGod231: 10:47pm On Oct 20, 2023
SonofGod231:
I was searching for hookup when I joined Tinder but the kind of girls I met made me rethink.
I met one pretty chic one tinder we exchanged contacts and continued on WhatsApp but then she was just acting straight and legit. I tried to ask for a rendezvous and she picked an eatery,I was fine with it because I was beginning to flow with her. So I suggested coming to pick her since I was driving and she was cool but gave me a location close to her place. I picked her and asked her where exactly the eatery we were hanging out was and she started saying she doesn't even know any where,that she hasn't been long in town. I drove straight to a Kili nearby she ordered for Turkey,fried rice ,salad and a drink.I went for beef Kebab and water. She made it takeaway so we got back into the car and I suggested we enter GRA where clubs and chilling spots were. She was cool with the whole idea,it was almost 8pm though when I checked my time.
We got to the place and she wanted cocktail and i went for a tot of vodka.We were just gisting and She became all cozy and told me how she helped her ex travel abroad only for the guy to abandon her. I sha told her I had no one serious and the gist was flowing when she asked me "from here where am I taking her to again" ?! I was even trying to construct what to say when she said "your house"?!
And I was like if it's okay with you.
We didn't go there again and just avoided that part until we wanted to leave and she asked me where I was taking her to I said "my place na". she said on one condition that I would drop her off that night, that she wasn't spending the night.she just wanted to know my place.
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by SonofGod231: 11:05pm On Oct 20, 2023
My apologies OP for meddling with your post,I just want to land at a point.
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by DeathToSimps: 3:00am On Oct 21, 2023
Sheistoopretty:



You seeee, this one of the reasons why so many guys suffer unnecessarily, they just can never be straightforward, you knew it was too early to be in a relationship, but wasn't too early to insert your D*ck on a P*ssy u met barely 2 days ago? From the way u were describing how u dived on her like a Lion who just found it's prey, I'm pretty sure u went raw? undecided undecided undecided undecided Why didn't u just go ahead and ask her how much she's willing to collect and save yourself from all these unnecessary dramas? Now you've made a total stranger know your in and out, worst more, where you Live (In this dangerous times ooo) Which she can come to hurt you anytime she wants...

Hmmm!

Shut up. Mu²
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by galantjoe(m): 3:44am On Oct 21, 2023
OGA you fall from my hand
Why can't you remain silent on that questions. At this point is only when silence is golden
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by luizpippo(m): 6:12am On Oct 21, 2023
SonofGod231:

We got to the place and she wanted cocktail and i went for a tot of vodka.We were just gisting and She became all cozy and told me how she helped her ex travel abroad only for the guy to abandon her. I sha told her I had no one serious and the gist was flowing when she asked me "from here where am I taking her to again" ?! I was even trying to construct what to say when she said "your house"?!
And I was like if it's okay with you.
We didn't go there again and just avoided that part until we wanted to leave and she asked me where I was taking her to I said "my place na". she said on one condition that I would drop her off that night, that she wasn't spending the night.she just wanted to know my place.


So what happened next?
Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by BareFacedLies(m): 10:49am On Oct 21, 2023
SonofGod231:

We got to the place and she wanted cocktail and i went for a tot of vodka.We were just gisting and She became all cozy and told me how she helped her ex travel abroad only for the guy to abandon her. I sha told her I had no one serious and the gist was flowing when she asked me "from here where am I taking her to again" ?! I was even trying to construct what to say when she said "your house"?!
And I was like if it's okay with you.
We didn't go there again and just avoided that part until we wanted to leave and she asked me where I was taking her to I said "my place na". she said on one condition that I would drop her off that night, that she wasn't spending the night.she just wanted to know my place.

Come and finish your story

Did you fuçk her that night? grin

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