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Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by jeromestarks(op): 1:16pm On Nov 14, 2023

Judybash93:
She sounds like an entitled brat though

Something is giving her that entitlement mentality.

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Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by DonroxyII: 2:01pm On Nov 14, 2023

jeromestarks:
Omo, you dey see things.
How did you know that I've tried to leave her?
Truly, she doesn't want to leave me.

You try.

Oga, Pay Me Consultation Fee Jhoor cheesy

Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by jeromestarks(op): 2:20pm On Nov 14, 2023

DonroxyII:
Oga, Pay Me Consultation Fee Jhoor

Calm down. Dollar dey rise.

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Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by BRATISLAVA: 3:06pm On Nov 14, 2023

This guy that took himself out to eat at a bar and then claimed it was his girl who took him for such unfine dining.

Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by Quebec91(m): 3:07pm On Nov 14, 2023

Wawelexy:
What's special about a girl using the same billing format your mom use on you? If you had said, she help you plan your life, help you manage your finances, help cook and do other things that are beneficial to you just like your mom, then I would have seen the special traits in her. All you typed up there is just a girl that's still upcoming in the billing business, when she's ripe to run you dry, na you go run

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Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by Badgers14: 3:08pm On Nov 14, 2023

jeromestarks:
I have dated a handful of girls. Yes ! I have. In fact, I am currently dating three girls ( FWB aside).
But I have never met a lady who talks to me THE SAME WAY as do my mother.

I mean, this girl uses the same words like my mother. She faces me like my mother. She expresses confidence in me like my mother. One time, she told me that she would go to a caterer and book for 10k cake. I was like " hope you have the money for it?"
Her reply was " you won't buy it for me? You will buy it for me don't worry"

As if she kept some money with me. Shuuu.

Same thing my mom said sometimes ago. She needed to buy a cloth of 12k for one occasion like that. As we were talking, she said " ehen, I will go to mama Ada and collect my clothes"

I said " that's nice"
She said " that all you will say? Don't tell me you won't buy it for me ooo"
Before I could say anything, she added " you will buy it for me don't worry"

This girl and my mom don't live close to each other. They don't talk on phone. In fact, they don't even cross path.

On many occasions, I have seen similarities in them. Their choice of food is the same. Their perception about life is similar. Their style of dressing is similar too ( my mom is not the type who dresses to impress. She wears what makes her comfortable and doesn't give a fvck about what others think)

If I am talking to this girl, I feel like I am talking with my mother.
What's more shocking? This girl is only 19!

(The funny thing is that this young girl refused to be my girlfriend. She visits me like every day but won't allow me to do her).

If not that my mom is alive ehhh, I would have said this girl is her reincarnate.

Ever had such experience?

Go carry wine ontop her head nah..

Don't forget to invite us online inlaw for the wedding grin

Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by Ishilove: 3:08pm On Nov 14, 2023*

jeromestarks:
I have dated a handful of girls. Yes ! I have. In fact, I am currently dating three girls ( FWB aside).
But I have never met a lady who talks to me THE SAME WAY as do my mother.

I mean, this girl uses the same words like my mother. She faces me like my mother. She expresses confidence in me like my mother. One time, she told me that she would go to a caterer and book for 10k cake. I was like " hope you have the money for it?"
Her reply was " you won't buy it for me? You will buy it for me don't worry"

As if she kept some money with me. Shuuu.

Same thing my mom said sometimes ago. She needed to buy a cloth of 12k for one occasion like that. As we were talking, she said " ehen, I will go to mama Ada and collect my clothes"

I said " that's nice"
She said " that all you will say? Don't tell me you won't buy it for me ooo"
Before I could say anything, she added " you will buy it for me don't worry"

This girl and my mom don't live close to each other. They don't talk on phone. In fact, they don't even cross path.

On many occasions, I have seen similarities in them. Their choice of food is the same. Their perception about life is similar. Their style of dressing is similar too ( my mom is not the type who dresses to impress. She wears what makes her comfortable and doesn't give a fvck about what others think)

If I am talking to this girl, I feel like I am talking with my mother.
What's more shocking? This girl is only 19!

(The funny thing is that this young girl refused to be my girlfriend. She visits me like every day but won't allow me to do her).

If not that my mom is alive ehhh, I would have said this girl is her reincarnate.

Ever had such experience?

Werey alaso. I thought you are a virgin hunter?? You do 'friends with benefits', and now you are trying to seduce a teenager so you can sleep with her, yet you stretch your plague addled fingers everyday on this forum to rant about virginity. You are a disgusting, two faced hypocrite that no one should take seriously.

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Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by Taiwojon(m): 3:08pm On Nov 14, 2023

jeromestarks:
She doesn't want to date me. She said she doesn't trust me.
I don't blame her. My peniis no dey stay one place.

Stop fornicating and stop chasing after women for fleshly gratification.

Repent and turn away from such act
Or else hell await you.

Now is an opportunity to seek God not fleshly lust. Give your life to Jesus

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Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by GloriousGbola: 3:10pm On Nov 14, 2023

jeromestarks:
I have dated a handful of girls. Yes ! I have. In fact, I am currently dating three girls ( FWB aside).
But I have never met a lady who talks to me THE SAME WAY as do my mother.

I mean, this girl uses the same words like my mother. She faces me like my mother. She expresses confidence in me like my mother. One time, she told me that she would go to a caterer and book for 10k cake. I was like " hope you have the money for it?"
Her reply was " you won't buy it for me? You will buy it for me don't worry"

As if she kept some money with me. Shuuu.

Same thing my mom said sometimes ago. She needed to buy a cloth of 12k for one occasion like that. As we were talking, she said " ehen, I will go to mama Ada and collect my clothes"

I said " that's nice"
She said " that all you will say? Don't tell me you won't buy it for me ooo"
Before I could say anything, she added " you will buy it for me don't worry"

This girl and my mom don't live close to each other. They don't talk on phone. In fact, they don't even cross path.

On many occasions, I have seen similarities in them. Their choice of food is the same. Their perception about life is similar. Their style of dressing is similar too ( my mom is not the type who dresses to impress. She wears what makes her comfortable and doesn't give a fvck about what others think)

If I am talking to this girl, I feel like I am talking with my mother.
What's more shocking? This girl is only 19!

(The funny thing is that this young girl refused to be my girlfriend. She visits me like every day but won't allow me to do her).

If not that my mom is alive ehhh, I would have said this girl is her reincarnate.

Ever had such experience?

Hello oedipus.

Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by ceejay80s(m): 3:11pm On Nov 14, 2023

jeromestarks:
I have dated a handful of girls. Yes ! I have. In fact, I am currently dating three girls ( FWB aside).
But I have never met a lady who talks to me THE SAME WAY as do my mother.

I mean, this girl uses the same words like my mother. She faces me like my mother. She expresses confidence in me like my mother. One time, she told me that she would go to a caterer and book for 10k cake. I was like " hope you have the money for it?"
Her reply was " you won't buy it for me? You will buy it for me don't worry"

As if she kept some money with me. Shuuu.

Same thing my mom said sometimes ago. She needed to buy a cloth of 12k for one occasion like that. As we were talking, she said " ehen, I will go to mama Ada and collect my clothes"

I said " that's nice"
She said " that all you will say? Don't tell me you won't buy it for me ooo"
Before I could say anything, she added " you will buy it for me don't worry"

This girl and my mom don't live close to each other. They don't talk on phone. In fact, they don't even cross path.

On many occasions, I have seen similarities in them. Their choice of food is the same. Their perception about life is similar. Their style of dressing is similar too ( my mom is not the type who dresses to impress. She wears what makes her comfortable and doesn't give a fvck about what others think)

If I am talking to this girl, I feel like I am talking with my mother.
What's more shocking? This girl is only 19!

(The funny thing is that this young girl refused to be my girlfriend. She visits me like every day but won't allow me to do her).

If not that my mom is alive ehhh, I would have said this girl is her reincarnate.

Ever had such experience?

So u are saying if u are fu**c**king her it's like u are fu**c**king ur mother?
Hope I read it correctly

Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by Smartguyboy(m): 3:12pm On Nov 14, 2023

jeromestarks:
If u meet this young girl, you go simp too.

We all have simp one way or the other

Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by Allisgud: 3:16pm On Nov 14, 2023

Ur mama dey bill u,not minding if na contribution money people keep for ur hand,she just conclude now u have found her exact,u are supposed to Japa,she won dey collect 10k cake with temerity and she is not even giving u the cookie to taste

Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by Emeka71(m): 3:19pm On Nov 14, 2023

jeromestarks:
She doesn't want to date me. She said she doesn't trust me.
I don't blame her. My peniis no dey stay one place.

Then what brought about all the closeness that she is even talking to you in such a manner.

Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by pendragonbladgo(m): 3:20pm On Nov 14, 2023

I have been smiling, it's easy to date small girls, they are loving and promising....

I have withness that before!
But I am not ready for any girl....

Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by pendragonbladgo(m): 3:21pm On Nov 14, 2023

ceejay80s:
So u are saying if u are fu**c**king her it's like u are fu**c**king ur mother?
Hope I read it correctly

Wahalah.....

Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by GreatAchiever1: 3:23pm On Nov 14, 2023

Is this not the same guy that advocates for virginity or nothing, yet still engage in pre marital sex without shame or guilt.
What a Hypocrite, and this is my major problem with the red pill.

Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by FaithBrain1994(m): 3:23pm On Nov 14, 2023

Nothing special about her. She has understudy your psychology and has discovered how to put you under her armpit. It is only a matter of time before she milk you dry. Keep playing!!

Has she ever asked how you cope at work? Has she helped you plan your finances and/or expand your Franchise? Has she ever supported you with business ideas or help find solutions as you plan for the future?
Keep playing!!

Truth is, girls have every format to pierce into the life of a man they are interested in and you are so quite unlucky to act feminine.

Wake up dude!!!

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Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by Smithwilliams826: 3:26pm On Nov 14, 2023

jeromestarks:
I have dated a handful of girls. Yes ! I have. In fact, I am currently dating three girls ( FWB aside).
But I have never met a lady who talks to me THE SAME WAY as do my mother.

I mean, this girl uses the same words like my mother. She faces me like my mother. She expresses confidence in me like my mother. One time, she told me that she would go to a caterer and book for 10k cake. I was like " hope you have the money for it?"
Her reply was " you won't buy it for me? You will buy it for me don't worry"

As if she kept some money with me. Shuuu.

Same thing my mom said sometimes ago. She needed to buy a cloth of 12k for one occasion like that. As we were talking, she said " ehen, I will go to mama Ada and collect my clothes"

I said " that's nice"
She said " that all you will say? Don't tell me you won't buy it for me ooo"
Before I could say anything, she added " you will buy it for me don't worry"

This girl and my mom don't live close to each other. They don't talk on phone. In fact, they don't even cross path.

On many occasions, I have seen similarities in them. Their choice of food is the same. Their perception about life is similar. Their style of dressing is similar too ( my mom is not the type who dresses to impress. She wears what makes her comfortable and doesn't give a fvck about what others think)

If I am talking to this girl, I feel like I am talking with my mother.
What's more shocking? This girl is only 19!

(The funny thing is that this young girl refused to be my girlfriend. She visits me like every day but won't allow me to do her).

If not that my mom is alive ehhh, I would have said this girl is her reincarnate.

Ever had such experience?

I would have insult you now. You go soon do transfer your glory.

Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by Komo4JESUS(m): 3:27pm On Nov 14, 2023

Wawelexy:
What's special about a girl using the same billing format your mom use on you? If you had said, she help you plan your life, help you manage your finances, help cook and do other things that are beneficial to you just like your mom, then I would have seen the special traits in her. All you typed up there is just a girl that's still upcoming in the billing business, when she's ripe to run you dry, na you go run

..My dear, you have said it all..let him who has ear hear..case closed

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Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by lordaltruist(m): 3:28pm On Nov 14, 2023

DonroxyII:
Trust Me, That's Your Wife .....

Nature is Just replaying Your Mom & Dad ....In You and The Girl ....

If you leave her .... she wouldn't leave You ... There is Magnetic Field Therein

That's Your Eve From Your Mother's Cluster!

She will even have The Kinda Impact(Influences) On You Than Any Other Girls Same Effect Ya Mom Have On You ....

No Worry, She will Protect You But Run Ya Head Small ... Depending on Ya Maturities!

Ya Mom Will Like Her No doubt & They will be Friends Cuz They shares Similar Interests....

But Verily, They Will Start Competing For You Like Who Owns You which shall Ultimately Causes Chaos Between The Two of them .... Your Maturities Would Determine How The Chaos Would end or long ....

Also, She fit get small Craze for Head Wey U go Dey need to Quench .... !

Oya Me My Consultation Fee... Oracle No Be Free ooo

Nnaaa you just revealed my experience to this guy ooo
You left no stone unturn my brother.

Thing is, the kind will end up a genuine love that will fight tooth and nail to protect and have you whether family or strangers, she will fight them all head on, whether na mama or papa or brother or sister.

I had the very same experience and as a matter of fight; I am currently running and financing Polytechnic program as a result of tye advise she gave me and though we arr no longer together today, I swear I can't forget her. She wasn't just my babe, she was a reincarnation of my mum but then they both ended up fighting for me, for my attention and I was able to manage it well due to immaturity then, bro I learnt my lessons.

Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by stevups(m): 3:31pm On Nov 14, 2023

Wawelexy:
What's special about a girl using the same billing format your mom use on you? If you had said, she help you plan your life, help you manage your finances, help cook and do other things that are beneficial to you just like your mom, then I would have seen the special traits in her. All you typed up there is just a girl that's still upcoming in the billing business, when she's ripe to run you dry, na you go run

Coin of two sides

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Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by GYBABA(m): 3:36pm On Nov 14, 2023

LandMann:
There's something called zodiac sign...maybe she and your mum are same zodiac signs

The zodiac signs in no way affect your lives. It's just superstitious beliefs

Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by victorazyvictor(m): 3:39pm On Nov 14, 2023

jeromestarks:
I have dated a handful of girls. Yes ! I have. In fact, I am currently dating three girls ( FWB aside).
But I have never met a lady who talks to me THE SAME WAY as do my mother.

I mean, this girl uses the same words like my mother. She faces me like my mother. She expresses confidence in me like my mother. One time, she told me that she would go to a caterer and book for 10k cake. I was like " hope you have the money for it?"
Her reply was " you won't buy it for me? You will buy it for me don't worry"

As if she kept some money with me. Shuuu.

Same thing my mom said sometimes ago. She needed to buy a cloth of 12k for one occasion like that. As we were talking, she said " ehen, I will go to mama Ada and collect my clothes"

I said " that's nice"
She said " that all you will say? Don't tell me you won't buy it for me ooo"
Before I could say anything, she added " you will buy it for me don't worry"

This girl and my mom don't live close to each other. They don't talk on phone. In fact, they don't even cross path.

On many occasions, I have seen similarities in them. Their choice of food is the same. Their perception about life is similar. Their style of dressing is similar too ( my mom is not the type who dresses to impress. She wears what makes her comfortable and doesn't give a fvck about what others think)

If I am talking to this girl, I feel like I am talking with my mother.
What's more shocking? This girl is only 19!

(The funny thing is that this young girl refused to be my girlfriend. She visits me like every day but won't allow me to do her).

If not that my mom is alive ehhh, I would have said this girl is her reincarnate.

Ever had such experience?

They share same birth month?

Zodiac affiliation.

Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by Bravepenis: 3:41pm On Nov 14, 2023

Ogbeni forget those rubbish similarities, no be similarities we go chop, if she is not a virgin run 100mile away from her

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Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by Uchenna10(m): 3:47pm On Nov 14, 2023

She'll later hurt u,and you'll grow to love her more than she does.....

Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by CHAQUR: 3:48pm On Nov 14, 2023

jeromestarks:
No resemblance at all. I know her mother. I know her father. I know her other siblings.

& hope there was no mixed up at the maternity when she was birthed with any of your relatives.

Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by prettyvirgin(f): 3:58pm On Nov 14, 2023

Sonnobax15:

Any guy who's lucky to find such type of banny's been blessed directly by God himself....

I mean a banny who can look into your eyes and clear you your fvck up any time you fvck up...Damn, she's indeed a rare gem.......

My kinda banny,and of which my own banny happens to fall into similar category......Cuz the way she dey talk to sometimes just dey remind me of my late momma......

Op, you're blessed indeed.

U're a very big fool. How can u fall for such act to call it a blessing. Are u out of poverty because she acted like ur mother? Does are actions improve ur financial status because she acted like ur mom?

Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by bentenny(m): 4:15pm On Nov 14, 2023

Manipulation 206
If you know you know cool

Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by Coolcat95: 4:17pm On Nov 14, 2023

GUY GIVE ME HER CONTACT
I WAN TELL HER SOMETHING
WEY YOU NEVER HEAR BEFORE
I MEAN NA M U GO THANK ME LATER TRUST ME 😁😁😁 grin

😁😁😁🤭🤭🤭🤭

Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by jeromestarks(op): 4:20pm On Nov 14, 2023

CHAQUR:
& hope there was no mixed up at the maternity when she was birthed with any of your relatives.

Haba!

Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by andyguy2k1(m): 4:21pm On Nov 14, 2023

My broda. U don meet ur future wife. Diamond in the wrough. Irrespective of what others may say.

Re: In My Years Of Dating , I Have Never Experienced This. by jeromestarks(op): 4:22pm On Nov 14, 2023

Emeka71:
Then what brought about all the closeness that she is even talking to you in such a manner.

I don't even know.

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