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folake4u:
If I boil water for you, you go trip for me.

Folake, billionaire's are extinct in Nigeria o. You better enter YouTube and learn how to cook o, ehn.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Nothing

I can't cook anything

Not my fault though

It is a long time problem to me. All my siblings are females...so with time I became so useless when it comes to kitchen
Even if I'm dying of hunger I won't enter the kitchen. I will be looking for already made food because that is what I'm used to. Always waiting for them to cook and run down to their house to eat. Including the married ones.
I'm even at my elder sisters place now waiting for dinner while I devour her cray fish.

Damn niggar that's not an excuse. You even had an advantage of having female siblings. Na keyboarding and bombing carry your attention comot for kitchen. What da fvck man! Your wife will punish you Wella with this.

So niggars that don't know how to cook can be classified as pussyass naggars. Not my fault though.
😏😏😏😏

My neighbor taught me how to cook fresh tomatoes stew and now I'm a badass 😂 always have cordial relationship with your neighbours

Other stuffs I can cook so well are;

Jollof rice
Rice and beans
Egusi soup
Okra soup

Myer:
That's nor nature sir. That's scientists.
They are some times wrong. It is a perfect combination. But too much of any thing can become poisonous.

Sir?🤣 But seriously, generally, fat, sugar, salt, frying, food smoking, curing, msg, white maggie, etc, are not good for us. And those are the things that make food especially tasty!

Just leave me in charge of indomie noodles, only indomie noodles o. If you nor wan spend, you go spend to buy more.

Spaghetti🍝🍜

Bean cakes, aka Akara or kwosai
depending on whether you are in
southern or northern Nigeria🥐🥐🥐

I be prof. In cooking Egwusi soup nd it's my favourite
I fit eat Egwusi nd semo three times in a day

PoliteActivist:
Sir?🤣 But seriously, generally, fat, sugar, salt, frying, food smoking, curing, msg, white maggie, etc, are not good for us. And those are the things that make food especially tasty!

Be careful who you're listening to and what you believe. Cos your belief makes it true to you.

Anything cook-able I dey there 💯

Check out my YouTube channel

https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCtv5B63CEmMZoJMalnXpizw

Myer:
Be careful who you're listening to and what you believe. Cos your belief makes it true to you.

Well, eating or doing certain things (eg seat belts) raises you chances of having certain outcomes, regardless of who you're listening to!

Frothy sauce is poti!

Starboytwo:
Beans ooo

Nothing but beans.

I don see ma frnd..

mariahAngel:
I'm almost quite sure most of you will come here and tell us beans/noodles, but please guys, you can do better those.
Just believe in yourselves. Shock us please.😀

So, what is that dish you know you can confidently cook so well?
No lying o!😌
What dish do you cook best?

Pictures credit: Mariah's

Beans n Plantain

lexy2014:
water

Wow! 😲
Share the recipe if you don't mind.

adecz:
Bean cakes, aka Akara or kwosai
depending on whether you are in
southern or northern Nigeria🥐🥐🥐

Hmm!
Look super nice. ✨✨✨

Hot water

missidy:
Any kind of soup , any kind of rice, chicken curry, correct stew (hands down). Infact I'm the kitchen queen, even my grandma dey hail me .

Cook ke,when there be lotsa hot to mix!!!
You can try some action bitters with some chilled juice

adecz:
Spaghetti🍝🍜

Please kindly break down the recipe,thanks

PoliteActivist:
Well, eating or doing certain things (eg seat belts) raises you chances of having certain outcomes, regardless of who you're listening to!

You listen to scientists, I listen to the Word of God.
Choose wisely.

Gen.1.29 - And God said, "See, I have given you every herb that yields seed which is on the face of all the earth, and every tree whose fruit yields seed; to you it shall be for food.

Gen.1.30 - Also, to every beast of the earth, to every bird of the air, and to everything that creeps on the earth, in which there is life, I have given every green herb for food"; and it was so.

Quite a handful;
Okro
ogbono,egusi,ishapa soup,Banga soupwhite soup,ewedu,fish,cowtail and goat meat peppersoup,fisherman crab soup, groundnut soup etc etc

Several swallows-fufu, Amala,semo,tuwo,pupuru etc etc

Couscous with sauce,
All porridge
Yamarita

Pan cake, scotch egg,puff-puff etc etc

P.S
Not a trained chef though..

mariahAngel:
Wow! 😲
Share the recipe if you don't mind.

fetch the water from any source of your choosing in a pot and put it on fire. u good to go

Noodles,
Pasta
Boiled eggs
Fried eggs
Eba
Pupuru
E.t.c.

Myer:
You listen to scientists, I listen to the Word of God.
Choose wisely.

Gen.1.29 - And God said, "See, I have given you every herb that yields seed which is on the face of all the earth, and every tree whose fruit yields seed; to you it shall be for food.

Gen.1.30 - Also, to every beast of the earth, to every bird of the air, and to everything that creeps on the earth, in which there is life, I have given every green herb for food"; and it was so.

Sooo, eat some of the following:

Me na only beans and plantain I Sabi cook

Henry22:
Me na only beans and plantain I Sabi cook

Below

Lyrics

I can cook all the local delicacies from my tribe.

mariahAngel:
I'm almost quite sure most of you will come here and tell us beans/noodles, but please guys, you can do better those.
Just believe in yourselves. Shock us please.😀

So, what is that dish you know you can confidently cook so well?
No lying o!😌
What dish do you cook best?

Pictures credit: Mariah's

For your mind, you think beans is easy to cook....abeg rest

Many food because my father is soja man when my mum and sisters are cooking my father will ask us(boys)to go and see what they are cooking so that will we not kill our wife with cooking