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Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by KnownUnknown: 12:05pm On Feb 07
PoliteActivist:


*Politeness*
Well, I always recognize bs as bs, being a natural skeptic. But if someone tells me they believe something because they had a personal encounter, how can I argue with that? Different from someone telling me God doesn't exist - something I'm hundred percent sure they have no way of knowing!


Lying to yourself. The bullshit in the OP was also a “personal encounter”, so why are you doubting it? Your “natural skepticism” would be absent If the man were part of your particular bullshit.

What is “God” and why are you 100 percent sure they have no way of knowing of its existence?
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by KnownUnknown: 12:09pm On Feb 07
Ilekokonit:


Thank God my Dad told all of us not to believe in juju right from when we were kids. He narrated to us how way before independence, as kids, something went missing and they rounded up all the kids in the surrounding area and took them to a babalawo to use divination to identify who stole the property.

To my Dads amazement, the fraudulent lying babalawo picked my innocent dad as the culprit and from that day, my Dad decided as a young kid never to believe in babalawos or any form of juju and he passed on this invaluable advice to all his kids.

In my own opinion, science is superior to juju because for example, the simplest form of oyinbo science is the humble remote control. As long as it has a battery in it, a remote control will work yesterday, today and tomorrow and that is oyinbo science. on the other hand African juju's efficacy is based on hearsay and third hand information and scare mongering.

I'm yet to meet any Nigerian who has first hand experience or proof that they have seen juju in action and i am not talking of adulterers gumming together during sex which can be explained as penis captivus and just pricking the woman's thigh muscles with a pin will make her tensed vaginal muscles to relax and free the poor sods penis from its vice like grip (similar to when copulating dogs gum together and the look on the male dogs eyes is sheer terror at having his penis captured in his partners den of love but eventually when the bitches muscles relax, the male dogs penis is released and he scampers off to safety at top speed.

Also the so called penis theft can be explained as a form of micro penis. The guy gbola dey very tiny from birth but he wants public sympathy, money donations or he is on a vengeful mission or just plain mischievous hence he cooks up a "cock" and bull story that his penis has been stolen when in actual fact he had a chronic case of micro penis from birth.

I used to tell people in the beer parlours i used to visit that if they could use juju to command a can of beer to defy the laws of gravity and remain suspended in mid air, then i would believe in the existence of juju. Until then its fairy tales.

I hope this skepticism also extends to foreign juju like Christianity, Islam, and Judaism or any other tokunbo juju.
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by Boldideas: 12:23pm On Feb 07
Kuginzi:


https://dailytrust.com/their-bullets-couldnt-penetrate-my-body-ekiti-monarch-narrates-how-he-escaped-colleagues-killers/

Get a Gatling gun at the black market!!! See what and who remains in the forest after it is used! Get a Gatling gun!!! Wipe out those smelling idiots!
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by PoliteActivist: 2:11pm On Feb 07
KashApp:
The fact is that, you’re so pained that he was able to escape (because you wanted all of them dead including the driver). Go and watch the interview and this time, get an interpreter. I’m done with you. Have a great day!
*Politeness*
You already been told his initial statements were an expression of how lucky he was. The interview is an afterthought. People escape shootouts all the time without anyone being bulletproof. Infact I read where a group of cops shooting at a ribber killed each other while the robbet escaped!
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by PoliteActivist: 2:16pm On Feb 07
Goodnewsforlife:
u are igbo so no big deal

*Politeness*
Now I'm Igbo!😅
Why do tribalism, ignorance, and superstition go so much hand in hand?
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by PoliteActivist: 2:25pm On Feb 07
KnownUnknown:


Lying to yourself. The bullshit in the OP was also a “personal encounter”, so why are you doubting it? Your “natural skepticism” would be absent If the man were part of your particular bullshit.

What is “God” and why are you 100 percent sure they have no way of knowing of its existence?

I only stated logical facts. Why hasn't his village taken over the world. Why did tiny Britain conquer them with dane guns?

I am 100% sure we have no wsy of knowing the true nature of our reality, talkless of knowing God does not exist!

Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by tiswell(m): 2:53pm On Feb 07
Christlike01:


Chinedu,bia,let me show you the "brave men" from your land ! Find below how your "brave" progenitors were sold in their large numbers into the slavery by all your neighbors ! Yes,the Ijaws,Itshekiris,Igalas,and Binis sold your fore fathers in droves as slaves during the trans-atlantic slave trades era ! You're never in a position to mock the Yoruba people whose own progenitors conquered territories far beyond the shores of present day Nigeria.

So,you need to shut up,Chinedu !
You just ended up beating ya chest as expected of a typical af⁸nja!
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by tiswell(m): 2:54pm On Feb 07
Christlike01:


Chinedu,bia,let me show you the "brave men" from your land ! Find below how your "brave" progenitors were sold in their large numbers into the slavery by all your neighbors ! Yes,the Ijaws,Itshekiris,Igalas,and Binis sold your fore fathers in droves as slaves during the trans-atlantic slave trades era ! You're never in a position to mock the Yoruba people whose own progenitors conquered territories far beyond the shores of present day Nigeria.

So,you need to shut up,Chinedu !
You just ended up beating ya chest as expected of a typical afanja!
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by tiswell(m): 2:56pm On Feb 07
accordadoga22:



Hehehhe

If we called the igbos chest beaters now, seun and nairaland mods go don ban us.

Dem don ban us so many times just because of say we call una chestbeaters

If no be mod, we for don put una for una right place tey tey.

You should keep enjoying their immunity here.

Nairaland should keep protecting you as the endangered species you are.
Afolabi,rest!
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by Goodnewsforlife: 2:57pm On Feb 07
PoliteActivist:


*Politeness*
Now I'm Igbo!😅
Why do tribalism, ignorance, and superstition go so much hand in hand?
we know u already
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by PoliteActivist: 3:02pm On Feb 07
Goodnewsforlife:
we know u already
*Politeness*
Ignorance, trubalism, superstition, and inability to focus on the subject instead of the person. All go hand in hand!
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by KnownUnknown: 3:26pm On Feb 07
PoliteActivist:

I am 100% sure we have no wsy of knowing the true nature of our reality, talkless of knowing God does not exist!

What is God and what does it have to do with the true nature of our reality?

What do you mean by “true nature of reality”?
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by PoliteActivist: 3:55pm On Feb 07
KnownUnknown:


What is God and what does it have to do with the true nature of our reality?

What do you mean by “true nature of reality”?

Whatever it is, we have no way of knowing it does not exist
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by Kay25(m): 3:58pm On Feb 07
GreaterFuture:

You and 3 others have said the same thing on this thread...
100% Conviction that Juju, bulletproof etc. exists, as opposed to the remaining majority who say otherwise here...
You may share what you know here, or on another thread.

PS: I'm not against nor for
Eehhh sharing wont convince too many weak minds here..till they see it they wont believe
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by t2luv1: 5:48pm On Feb 07
tomax026:
When u r ready tell me, there are people I know that your bullet wont penetrate ...So send me your contact and your location

You have my email on this platform partner Go ahead and email me I will reply. Regarding the $50k relax I got the money.
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by PoliteActivist: 5:48pm On Feb 07
talk2hb1:
Bullet no enter ke, America Defence Contractors will like to make him an offer.

*Politeness*
An offer he can't refuse. And if he refuses you'd hear US is invading Nigeria because we're developing nuclear weapons!😅

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Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by t2luv1: 5:52pm On Feb 07
Teeklef:

People get money on this platform sha. You will cough out over 50 million naira without a sweat? I tuale for you oooo🫡🫡🫡

From where I am sitting in Fort Lauderdale, South Florida trust me I can afford $50K. Question, are you serious that $50K is 50 million Naira?
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by PoliteActivist: 5:54pm On Feb 07
Kay25:

Eehhh sharing wont convince too many weak minds here..till they see it they wont believe
*Politeness*
That's one difference between us and advanced cultures. If someone is shot in their presence and the bullet had no effect, they'd KNOW it is a trick and go about trying to figure out how it was performed. Here, we'd not only think it is real, we'd add salt and tell everybody, who'd then add their own salt and tell everybody, etc😅
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by PoliteActivist: 5:59pm On Feb 07
t2luv1:

From where I am sitting in Fort Lauderdale, South Florida trust me I can afford $50K. Question, are you serious that $50K is 50 million Naira?
*Politeness*
If you don't know the exchange rate, you don’t have $50K. Meanwhile see below

Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by PoliteActivist: 6:07pm On Feb 07
hammer567:
IT IS ONLY IN AFRICA THAT WE HEAR OF SUCH.



YET, THE WHITE MAN WAS ABLE TO COLONISE YOUR NEGRO ASS WITH GUNS.

Dane guns for that matter. Tiny Britain defeating all the juju hotspots - half of Africa, India, Pakistan, etc all at the same time o!

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Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by t2luv1: 6:15pm On Feb 07
PoliteActivist:

*Politeness*
If you don't know the exchange rate, you don’t have $50K. Meanwhile see below

Don't believe that crap partner. You are reading too many comic books. I have way more than $50K just in my checking account.
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by Teeklef(m): 6:18pm On Feb 07
t2luv1:


From where I am sitting in Fort Lauderdale, South Florida trust me I can afford $50K. Question, are you serious that $50K is 50 million Naira?
More than #50 million sef bro. I no go mind if you show love oo🫡🫡☺️
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by KnownUnknown: 6:20pm On Feb 07
PoliteActivist:


Whatever it is, we have no way of knowing it does not exist

This answer might be the funniest answer I’ve gotten.
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by Kay25(m): 7:37pm On Feb 07
PoliteActivist:

*Politeness*
That's one difference between us and advanced cultures. If someone is shot in their presence and the bullet had no effect, they'd KNOW it is a trick and go about trying to figure out how it was performed. Here, we'd not only KNOW it is real, we'd add salt and tell everybody, who'd then add their own salt and tell everybody, etc😅
U see now u still have an iota of it not being real..one rwas why it's not explainable is usually the forces behind it
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by Weknowbetter: 7:40pm On Feb 07
HRMK:

YOU ARE A BABY THAT KNOWS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Since you know everything what's the price for that bullet proof skin?
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by Weknowbetter: 7:45pm On Feb 07
tomax026:
Omode omo ogun onpe lefo....When u grow up well you will understand africa power
So old man, All the "power" and 80% of the people in Nigeria are poverty. A place where the leaders and their family go abroad for medical care. A place with baby factories to keep that "power" going?
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by Weknowbetter: 7:48pm On Feb 07
DaTruths:


Stop showcasing your ignorance.

The bullets did not enter, that's what he said.
Did he tell you he wasn't shot?

Were you there? Black man matter don tire me.
Did he tell you, did he whisper it in your ear, since you have the knowledge of these things abeg what's the price for that bullet proof skin?
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by AnyanwuSilas: 9:50pm On Feb 07
ONEjoblessGUY:
Jux imagine say nah foreign religion u carry put for head now.......

Probably u would have been long dead too..........
So, other Obas that died were practicing foreign religion. Why did the Oba run away.
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by Pacesetter123(m): 9:57pm On Feb 07
TheBillyonaire:


By all estimation, those guys are mere hunters,
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by DaTruths: 11:02pm On Feb 07
Weknowbetter:

Did he tell you, did he whisper it in your ear, since you have the knowledge of these things abeg what's the price for that bullet proof skin?

It doesn't have a fixed price.

Just like the price of a car
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by PoliteActivist: 1:39am On Feb 08
Kay25:

U see now u still have an iota of it not being real..one rwas why it's not explainable is usually the forces behind it
*Politeness*
There are no forces behind it at all. Trust me
Re: Their Bullets Couldn’t Penetrate My Body - Oba Adebayo Fatoba On How He Escaped by PoliteActivist: 2:03am On Feb 08
t2luv1:


Don't believe that crap partner. You are reading too many comic books. I have way more than $50K just in my checking account.

From doing WHAT? Pray tell

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