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Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 12:02pm On Aug 17, 2014

Well, there was this female friend of mine, she said that a guy walked up to her and was like "I saw you eyeing me, are you falling for me"? ishh...

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by naijaboiy: 12:47pm On Aug 17, 2014

LoL

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 1:01pm On Aug 17, 2014

He told his father he liked me and the old man toasted me for him. Daddy's boy.

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 2:24pm On Aug 17, 2014

chidyhels: He told his father he liked me and the old man toasted me for him. Daddy's boy.

Did you agree?

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 2:27pm On Aug 17, 2014

mrryon: Did you agree?

I told him i rather discuss that with his son and that was the end of it.

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 2:30pm On Aug 17, 2014

chidyhels: I told him i rather discuss that with his son and that was the end of it.

Another story i just herd, about a guy asking out two room mates

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Queening(f): 3:45pm On Aug 17, 2014

"IN my street i am very popular"

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 6:15pm On Aug 17, 2014

Queening: "IN my street i am very popular"

Falls from palmtree laughing

ayaff die!

some guys sef

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by marieolae(f): 6:20pm On Aug 17, 2014

@ icm one random guy gave me his fone nd started looking at me. I was like why r u giving me ur fone..nd he was like he is waiting..so I sed waiting for what? Nd he tells me I shud put my number on his fone and I shud not waste time. Lolz wtf?

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by kropelgrada(m): 7:08pm On Aug 17, 2014

marieolae: @ icm one random guy gave me his fone nd started looking at me. I was like why r u giving me ur fone..nd he was like he is waiting..so I sed waiting for what? Nd he tells me I shud put my number on his fone and I shud not waste time. Lolz wtf?

I do that a lot too..but that is after i've succeeded in breaking a girl down and i know she will put her number..

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 7:18pm On Aug 17, 2014

kropelgrada: I do that a lot too..but that is after i've succeeded in breaking a girl down and i know she will put her number..

different things for different folks i guess

Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 7:23pm On Aug 17, 2014

marieolae: @ icm one random guy gave me his fone nd started looking at me. I was like why r u giving me ur fone..nd he was like he is waiting..so I sed waiting for what? Nd he tells me I shud put my number on his fone and I shud not waste time. Lolz wtf?

Youre the gentle guy type arent you?

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by marieolae(f): 7:32pm On Aug 17, 2014

mrryon: Youre the gentle guy type arent you?

ehnn

Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by tobiboss(m): 8:26pm On Aug 17, 2014

marieolae: @ icm one random guy gave me his fone nd started looking at me. I was like why r u giving me ur fone..nd he was like he is waiting..so I sed waiting for what? Nd he tells me I shud put my number on his fone and I shud not waste time. Lolz wtf?

so, did you give him huh

Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by marieolae(f): 8:40pm On Aug 17, 2014

tobiboss: so, did you give him

naa he is stupid for dat

Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by tobiboss(m): 9:10pm On Aug 17, 2014

marieolae: naa he is stupid for dat

hehehe

Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by PrincessB1(f): 9:19pm On Aug 17, 2014

He keeps repeating; if u knw my levels {not even level} u will bow for me and follow me ryt now to my house......Just because he manage to put on canvas, shirt nd a well ironed fairly used trouser of which d stretched ironed tip can be subtituted for knife in cutting okro ..........He kip boasting wen actually he'z a shoe mender drinking garium sulphide from im mama......D next time a man boast of what hez not in my presence again I will make sure i give him a dirty slap nd run away or use stick to puncture dat his mouth undecided

So annoying

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by olashas(f): 9:40pm On Aug 17, 2014

marieolae: @ icm one random guy gave me his fone nd started looking at me. I was like why r u giving me ur fone..nd he was like he is waiting..so I sed waiting for what? Nd he tells me I shud put my number on his fone and I shud not waste time. Lolz wtf?

This happened to me one time in a bus grin

. The guy gave me his phone and when he saw the surprised look on my face, he said 'corper, type your number now'. grin

.

I think he thought I needed a man in a foreign city grin

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by marieolae(f): 9:43pm On Aug 17, 2014

olashas: This happened to me one time in a bus . The guy gave me his phone and when he saw the surprised look on my face, he said 'corper, type your number now'. .

I think he thought I needed a man in a foreign city

loolz. Some guys ehn..no respect at all

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by mohammedmagnus: 10:26pm On Aug 17, 2014

Some girls always forming for a particular set of guys, while being like trash to another set

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Chilug(m): 10:51pm On Aug 17, 2014

marieolae: naa he is stupid for dat

What if he is suppose to turnout ur husband tomorrow.
We blame that on his approach. Ok

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Chilug(m): 10:57pm On Aug 17, 2014

mohammedmagnus: Some girls always forming for a particular set of guys, while being like trash to another set

True! Show me a queen, nd I will show u who's done with her, as in completely

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Barayeks(m): 11:50pm On Aug 17, 2014

Hi marieolae
could you check your pm pls

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Lorlaahlozz: 12:11am On Aug 18, 2014

Space booked for l8r tinzz

Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 12:13am On Aug 18, 2014

Lorlaahlozz: Space booked for l8r tinzz

you don join dem abi

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Lorlaahlozz: 12:20am On Aug 18, 2014

Elantracey: you don join dem abi

who?

Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 12:20am On Aug 18, 2014

olashas: This happened to me one time in a bus . The guy gave me his phone and when he saw the surprised look on my face, he said 'corper, type your number now'. .

I think he thought I needed a man in a foreign city

dang girl you look top notch,actually what made me quoted you is to let you know your signature were words from my cousin who passed on years back...*sobs

Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 12:21am On Aug 18, 2014

Lorlaahlozz: who?

check your side the person dey there tongue

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 12:22am On Aug 18, 2014

Telling me he's rich , I still don't know why I was deeply irritated after he said it .

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Lorlaahlozz: 12:24am On Aug 18, 2014

Elantracey: check your side the person dey there

Holy spirit

Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 12:29am On Aug 18, 2014

mohammedmagnus: Some girls always forming for a particular set of guys, while being like trash to another set

Real talk

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by MizMyColi(f): 12:51am On Aug 18, 2014

This one happened Last week.

I'd normally get a bus home after work, but I decided to trek from Yaba that day because I needed to do something at Ojuelegba - I ended up trekking to Lawanson shocked

So this guy walks up to me, and he be like, "Hello".....and I'm like "Hi" - that's after checking him out o, in Lagos, you don't respond to greeting anyhow - gbomo gbomo tins grin

Then He says, "I'm Gerard, Dr. Gerard. I'm a Neurosurgeon from ****** and I came to Lagos, I'm staying at LUTH, we were invited because of this Ebola case".
"Are you a banker, you dress like one"

In my mind, I be like "Neurosurgeon - Ebola how dem take relate"

He continued, "I live with my Uncle though, I'm staying at ***** (a different location from LUTH)"

What put me off was the accent and command of English - for a Neurosurgeon? I expected more class and style joor cheesy

I also felt he was a scam artist.

He kept on repeating the same words till we were almost halfway to OJ from Tejuosho Mall. huh

I got tired of hearing the same thing and pretended like I was going to board a bus, and he be like, "please let me have your number" I parted with my CUG number undecided

The only time I picked his call was the first time, because I didn't know who the caller was.

Well undecided

the rest is history.

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