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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by ideology(m): 12:59am On Aug 18, 2014
MizMyColi:
This one happened Last week.

I'd normally get a bus home after work, but I decided to trek from Yaba that day because I needed to do something at Ojuelegba - I ended up trekking to Lawanson shocked shocked shocked

So this guy walks up to me, and he be like, "Hello".....and I'm like "Hi" - that's after checking him out o, in Lagos, you don't respond to greeting anyhow - gbomo gbomo tins grin

Then He says, "I'm Gerard, Dr. Gerard. I'm a Neurosurgeon from ****** and I came to Lagos, I'm staying at LUTH, we were invited because of this Ebola case".


Well undecided the rest is history.


This thing u carry that is attracting hmmm, better share it to ur sisterS on NL
Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by MizMyColi(f): 1:01am On Aug 18, 2014
ideology:

This thing u carry that is attracting hmmm, better share it to ur sister on NL
But we all carry it. Everyone Does, I believe?
Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by ideology(m): 1:03am On Aug 18, 2014
MizMyColi: But we all carry it. Everyone Does, I believe?

can't be everyone, i don't agree
Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by MizMyColi(f): 1:06am On Aug 18, 2014
ideology:

can't be everyone, i don't agree
There's an angle I'm coming from. You're right though.

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by ideology(m): 1:09am On Aug 18, 2014
MizMyColi: There's an angle I'm coming from. You're right though.
I get ur point too, i guess It's what Am Thinking,

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by MizMyColi(f): 1:12am On Aug 18, 2014
ideology:
I get ur point too, i guess It's what Am Thinking,
Wanna share?
Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by ideology(m): 1:13am On Aug 18, 2014
MizMyColi: Wanna share?

Physical appearance or
Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by MizMyColi(f): 1:15am On Aug 18, 2014
ideology:

Physical appearance or
That, Yes and I think its innate in every woman to be attractive, to at least 1 person.
Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by ideology(m): 1:19am On Aug 18, 2014
MizMyColi: That, Yes and I think its innate in every woman to be attractive, to at least 1 person.

Yea, that's correct too, at least one a month, l ol

But To me what is on the guy's mind is more important

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by MizMyColi(f): 1:23am On Aug 18, 2014
ideology:

Yea, that's correct too, at least one a month, l ol

But To me what is on the guy's mind is more important
True, that.

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by guente02(m): 1:38am On Aug 18, 2014
MizMyColi:
This one happened Last week.

I'd normally get a bus home after work, but I decided to trek from Yaba that day because I needed to do something at Ojuelegba - I ended up trekking to Lawanson shocked shocked shocked

So this guy walks up to me, and he be like, "Hello".....and I'm like "Hi" - that's after checking him out o, in Lagos, you don't respond to greeting anyhow - gbomo gbomo tins grin

Then He says, "I'm Gerard, Dr. Gerard. I'm a Neurosurgeon from ****** and I came to Lagos, I'm staying at LUTH, we were invited because of this Ebola case".
"Are you a banker, you dress like one"

In my mind, I be like "Neurosurgeon - Ebola how dem take relate"

He continued, "I live with my Uncle though, I'm staying at ***** (a different location from LUTH)"

What put me off was the accent and command of English - for a Neurosurgeon? I expected more class and style joor cheesy I also felt he was a scam artist.

He kept on repeating the same words till we were almost halfway to OJ from Tejuosho Mall.

I got tired of hearing the same thing and pretended like I was going to board a bus, and he be like, "please let me have your number" I parted with my CUG number undecided

The only time I picked his call was the first time, because I didn't know who the caller was.

Well undecided the rest is history.

Anyone who read this would never believe you'd give him your dials.
After all the castin wey u cast am. Ladies sha

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by olashas(f): 3:37am On Aug 18, 2014
aaronson: dang girl you look top notch,actually what made me quoted you is to let you know your signature were words from my cousin who passed on years back...*sobs
2pac? grin

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by abdulwastecx(m): 3:56am On Aug 18, 2014
marieolae: loolz. Some guys ehn..no respect at all

always very hard with girls in this country...
I will be like let me know you dare
Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by MizMyColi(f): 5:47am On Aug 18, 2014
guente02:
Anyone who read this would never believe you'd give him your dials.
After all the castin wey u cast am. Ladies sha
You're a guy, so, I take it you've never been asked for your digits in such a way that it becomes embarrassing.

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by marieolae(f): 6:52am On Aug 18, 2014
Chilug:
What if he is suppose to turnout ur husband tomorrow.
We blame that on his approach. Ok
ok oh
Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by marieolae(f): 6:54am On Aug 18, 2014
Barayeks: Hi marieolae
could you check your pm pls
. I've checkd
Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by DonaldGenes(m): 7:27am On Aug 18, 2014
marieolae: . I've checkd


((((((((Cough))))))))))))))))

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 8:05am On Aug 18, 2014
olashas:
2pac? grin
ayeeee cupcake,you got it riqht there,its been 19years since he passed on but his legacy lives forever,he my cuzo until the end of time *wink #roger that

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by opefoye(m): 8:17am On Aug 18, 2014
PrincessB1: He keeps repeating; if u knw my levels {not even level} u will bow for me and follow me ryt now to my house......Just because he manage to put on canvas, shirt nd a well ironed fairly used trouser of which d stretched ironed tip can be subtituted for knife in cutting okro ..........He kip boasting wen actually he'z a shoe mender drinking garium sulphide from im mama......D next time a man boast of what hez not in my presence again I will make sure i give him a dirty slap nd run away or use stick to puncture dat his mouthundecided So annoying
haha madam easy naw.lol
Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by tobiboss(m): 8:29am On Aug 18, 2014
MizMyColi: But we all carry it. Everyone Does, I believe?
ideology:
can't be everyone, i don't agree
you guys are confusing me, are you talking about her bag? Or her body?? undecided

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by olashas(f): 8:31am On Aug 18, 2014
aaronson: ayeeee cupcake,you got it riqht there,its been 19years since he passed on but his legacy lives forever,he my cuzo until the end of time *wink #roger that
Nice smiley
Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by opefoye(m): 8:32am On Aug 18, 2014
I believe winning a lady's hrt start frm just frndship. Guyzz shd start doin dat instead of disgracing guyzzzzz(real guys) grin

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Omomehn: 8:51am On Aug 18, 2014
Omo mehn! I'm a guy but i was wooed. We were on a bike at night and she complained she was really cold. So all i did was grab her(boobs) from behind, she didnt complain and that made me put my hands inside her bra, still she was quiet. When we got off the bike she was like "Do u mind giving me ur number?"

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Haywhymido(m): 9:22am On Aug 18, 2014
Chilug:
True! Show me a queen, nd I will show u who's done with her, as in completely
True, show me a king, n i will show u who had make him plead 4 her undying love n slave on bed

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by WoodcrestMayor(m): 9:41am On Aug 18, 2014
Translation-Ladugbo mi,emi gbayi cheesy
Queening: "IN my street i am very popular"

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by WoodcrestMayor(m): 10:00am On Aug 18, 2014
In other news...










You are pretty
marieolae: @ icm one random guy gave me his fone nd started looking at me. I was like why r u giving me ur fone..nd he was like he is waiting..so I sed waiting for what? Nd he tells me I shud put my number on his fone and I shud not waste time. Lolz wtf?
Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Nobody: 10:08am On Aug 18, 2014
mrryon: Well, there was this female friend of mine, she said that a guy walked up to her and was like "I saw you eyeing me, are you falling for me"? ishh...
cheesy This actually is quite original.
Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by laivwire(m): 10:12am On Aug 18, 2014
All of u profile picture hunters sef. Na wa

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Mcbussy(m): 10:20am On Aug 18, 2014
marieolae: loolz. Some guys ehn..no respect at all

Marie oya drop ur number sharperly!!! grin...do u know my "LEVELS" on nairaland?

I'm Seun's ancestor's cousin...u can ask him grin

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by marieolae(f): 10:22am On Aug 18, 2014
Mcbussy:

Marie oya drop ur number sharperly!!! grin...do u know my "LEVELS" on nairaland?

I'm Seun's ancestor's cousin...u can ask him grin
who b seun lool
Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by marieolae(f): 10:24am On Aug 18, 2014
WoodcrestMayor: In other news...










You are pretty
thanks

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Re: Ladies Tell Us, What Approach Did Your Worst Toaster Use? by Mcbussy(m): 10:26am On Aug 18, 2014
marieolae: who b seun lool


shocked u dunno d baba olowo of nairaland...lolz

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