3cycle:

Even yam hard you buy? Oh lawd

1000 naira yam? she wan host the nxt yam festival?

evegran:



I'm in the mood for an interview, only reason I'm replying you. Yes. We had mad sex, actually for the whole 3 days. Fights and sex. There was always an attraction, agreeing to date just set it off.

Oh feel free to judge me. I was a teenager, just starting university. You can imagine the rest

I like your style
I like ur signature too?
Wild and freaky.

Gm.

naijaboiy:

Lol
Good morning dear

kingphilip:

1000 naira yam? she wan host the nxt yam festival?

One thousand naira is also too much

sexymoma:
You had sex wid him within that 3days

hmmmm na waoooo. 3 days and he 4uckd u all tru. na so u spoil? and ur egoistic enuff to brag with that filthy conduct of urs. anyway,come make I sef date u for one day and chop my own comot mtchewwww!

evegran:
My shortest relationship was 3days too. He was such a jerk. I felt like slapping him all the time. He was so insensitive, proud and loud. I was crazy - my first year of university to accept and date him for even three days. We'd been friends for a couple of months till an attraction happened mutually- If memory serves me well, I was probably high for the three days, oh but the sex was amazing.-he was an animal in bed, he worked on my body and made me feel so good. He was so commanding and forceful. He carried me and threw me about like I was some fancy teddy- well to be fair I'm very fit and almost weightless. We argued always and then we'd have aggressive sex. Ah! Anyway, I was younger, stupid and getting to understand myself so he happened.

so person don f.uck this fine gehl....

evegran:



What does something mean? You"re concluding my actions made him a jerk ? Don't be silly. It was just fun. Ah I suddenly forgot how we Nigerians see things.
Do I give a Bleep what anybody thinks? NOPE

please dear dont respond to hypocrites and judgemental buffons. Nice relay of ur experience. Cheers

Mrfils:

Boss, no nid to start wetin I no go fit finish... Intelligent people find solutions to problems, smart people avoid them.

bro dis ur reply too make sense, I like ur policy

My shortest relationship lasted 4 months and for the life of me I can't still figure out why I asked that girl out... I'm a naturally finicky person so thinking about it now in retrospect, I'm just wondering - dude what happened to you

She was 16... I was 22.

I met her online through one of those ancient social networking now dead buried and forgotten sites... I can't even remember the name-Nigerian online something something. I don't need to mention this but today is Saturday and I'm in my story mode - she was a QC girl.

We had very good banter online and I've always been a sucker for inter- banter and wittiness... Fortunately it didn't work out because she was just too immature, I was expecting too many things from her that naturally her age could not deliver.

I broke up with her before we even saw and when we eventually saw, I didn't regret the decision... The day we met I had already done so many things to make the meeting memorable.. I took a casual excuse from my boss, I borrowed one of my mum's car.. I was looking sophisticatedly dashing (she told me too) only for me to get to her gate and see this scantily dressed girl... I was so disappointed.... She dressed as if she was going to buy matches down the Junction... No effort at all in her dressing, just one yeye gown, with flip flops.


Personal Lesson: Nairaland is a wonderful place to met people for different purposes, even for the purpose of getting a meaningful relationship. However, just because you have an amazing online flow/chemistry with someone doesn't necessarily mean that, that chemistry or connection would find substance in the real world when you guys finally get to meet. So be reasonable and cautiously optimistic with your expectations

eminentme:
hmmmm na waoooo. 3 days and he 4uckd u all tru. na so u spoil? and ur egoistic enuff to brag with that filthy conduct of urs. anyway,come make I sef date u for one day and chop my own comot mtchewwww!

Ur signature sef shows ure a mumu. Sheep!

cegxie:


I like your style
I like ur signature too?
Wild and freaky.

Merci . Always nice to encounter a man with great taste.

lilmaxfidel:
so person don f.uck this fine gehl....

Was I supposed to die a nun cause I'm (in your words) "fine"?!

Eddygourdo:
please dear dont respond to hypocrites and judgemental buffons. Nice relay of ur experience. Cheers

Thank you Eddy, have a lovely weekend.

Amaaskia:



Ur signature sef shows ure a mumu. Sheep!

says d frustrated old goat

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3cycle:

One thousand naira is also too much

.it isn't if she gives a reasonable reason for requesting

evegran:



Thank you Eddy, have a lovely weekend.

and u too dear.cheerioooooo

ninovandross:
bro dis ur reply too make sense, I like ur policy

Haha! Thanks Mann

johnstar:
I heheheh I don screen grab her pishure, incase if I see any of my frnd wey dey find wife for future I go tel dm say dis gal is already a h●E

lmao this shiit funny, if na u cme end up marrying her nko?

evegran:



Merci . Always nice to encounter a man with great taste.

Oui! Je aime le sexe! Oui. l'activité physique
sauvage et bizarre. Le Coït. Je aime cela.

Amaaskia:


Son of a bittch I am still waiting for u to reply oooo.

hehehehe
U'r ready for a war of words today!

Pls let there b peace, no need to fight and curse over what happnd to someone way back, she got banged in d space of 3 days so what

Over ready. Some guys tynk dey can abuse

AgapeCharis:
hehehehe
U'r ready for a war of words today!

Amaaskia:

Over ready. Some guys tynk dey can abuse

babe pls forgve him, he doesn't knw who he is messing wif (me sef no knw) abeg e don do

evegran:
My shortest relationship was 3days too. He was such a jerk. I felt like slapping him all the time. He was so insensitive, proud and loud. I was crazy - my first year of university to accept and date him for even three days. We'd been friends for a couple of months till an attraction happened mutually- If memory serves me well, I was probably high for the three days, oh but the sex was amazing.-he was an animal in bed, he worked on my body and made me feel so good. He was so commanding and forceful. He carried me and threw me about like I was some fancy teddy- well to be fair I'm very fit and almost weightless. We argued always and then we'd have aggressive sex. Ah! Anyway, I was younger, stupid and getting to understand myself so he happened.

Can we meet?

ninovandross:
babe pls forgve him, he doesn't knw who he is messing wif (me sef no knw) abeg e don do

No probs.

Amaaskia:

Over ready. Some guys tynk dey can abuse

Don't mind him jhr
Pls do vote for naijaboiy and tosyne2much for Mr Nairaland. Voting has started already

ruffp:



Can we meet?

for??

AgapeCharis:
Don't mind him jhr
Pls do vote for naijaboiy and tosyne2much for Mr Nairaland. Voting has started already

Done already

Amaaskia:



Done already

Thanks hun

Amaaskia:



Done already

Kk
Tnkx
Have a lovely day

AgapeCharis:
for??

Friendship tinz naw