Billyonaire:
Good luck with your complacency and minimalism.

Good luck (without Dame) with your lies and self esteem issues

Sardongarigan:
I met a girl on facebook, we became very close. I demand that she visit me but she declined saying i should come first. I ve not realy done that b4 but i was willing to do it 4 this young lady. Easter tuesday i boarded a bus from crossriver state to imo state with bag full of provisions and other goodies, arrived and paid for a hotel,called her and behold she came with a bible. She said she was coming back from bible study and she wana go home and freshing up. I gave her 1k for tp with so many things i bought for her that worths more than 10k.she said she will be coming bk later in the evening. Ok na am still waiting for her to come bk till 2day sha

Bastard son of a thousand fathers, dtz what you are

Sardongarigan:
I met a girl on facebook, we became very close. I demand that she visit me but she declined saying i should come first. I ve not realy done that b4 but i was willing to do it 4 this young lady. Easter tuesday i boarded a bus from crossriver state to imo state with bag full of provisions and other goodies, arrived and paid for a hotel,called her and behold she came with a bible. She said she was coming back from bible study and she wana go home and freshing up. I gave her 1k for tp with so many things i bought for her that worths more than 10k.she said she will be coming bk later in the evening. Ok na am still waiting for her to come bk till 2day sha

hahaha. you got me rolling. she came with bible, so that you wouldn't try make a move on her. girls sha!

Sardongarigan:
I met a girl on facebook, we became very close. I demand that she visit me but she declined saying i should come first. I ve not realy done that b4 but i was willing to do it 4 this young lady. Easter tuesday i boarded a bus from crossriver state to imo state with bag full of provisions and other goodies, arrived and paid for a hotel,called her and behold she came with a bible. She said she was coming back from bible study and she wana go home and freshing up. I gave her 1k for tp with so many things i bought for her that worths more than 10k.she said she will be coming bk later in the evening. Ok na am still waiting for her to come bk till 2day sha

Bastard son of a thousand fathers, dtz what you are

I mean Who does that?

Billyonaire:
Actually, apart from money, I got her employment in Zenith bank, and shopped for her new job's attire worth a lot of money. She played me big time. No lie about it, except you are suffering.

but baba wait ooh u wan tell me say u spent half a million on top woman head for just a semester (even Davido can't do dat) den proceeded to get a job for her in zenith bank n even shopped for her new job attire which according to ur story was worth a lot of cash(for just a banker's working attire? wetin she d work ni? )




what to believe, what not to believe

SkinnyDude:
hahaha. you got me rolling. she came with bible, so that you wouldn't try make a move on her. girls sha!

skinnydude.....mencade5

lekzzydo:
Bastard son of a thousand fathers, dtz what you are

Take it easy with the guy, he only recanted hua ordeal

farano:
Hmmm really? paw paw n fried egg?

Na u get am.... u see am,,, paw paw... that's two paw's

Medunah:
30K to get rid of pregnancy?? she wan remove her womb join?? Na u give am belle ni.

chai 30k!! may be she wants 2 remove de pregnancy, her womb and her life join

iv4fb:



Take it easy bro.

my bad. I wanted to quote someone buh I ended up commenting straight on the thread.

What I read made me to type such coz I couldn't believe sum1 could so looseguard is brain just coz of dt pinky sh*t which stink sometimes.

keypad1:
we talked the other nite.
After saying gud nite to her.

She sent 3 tromantic ext messages. Something she has not done before in a single nite.

This was a girl i call everyday with mtn zone 0.04 kobo per second. 100 naira for 20 minutes. That means i spent 200na 40 minutes call everyday for this thief!

I was so glad that nite, not knowing i was being prepared to be scammed and magaed the next morning.

The next morning her friend flashed me. I called, she told me my girlfriend (thief) was crying and wouldnt tell her wats wrong.

I called her, she was crying and shedding tears like over flown river niger (fake tears). That her 10k was stolen inside her bag in her hostel. I fell for it. Told her not to cry. Managed to get 4k, sent it to her account (advance mumu wey i be). She only sent me a message of thank you. Eeeeeeeeeh.

After her exams she came back from school. For 5 days my girlfriend (thief) was at home. She wouldnt see me. Each time i call her lets meet even if it means me coming to her place babe will say her father doesnt allow her to go out.

The second week she came after much persuasion with her friend visited me, spent 1 hour then she left. Two days later, i saw her gisting happily with anoda guy after i decided to pass her area. I walked silently, she saw me, ran to me and told me, wats wrong, why am not happy. I told her she is looking for trouble oooo. She rushed and told me that was just her friend, but wat i saw pass ordinary friend ooo.

Decided to test her, didnt call for 2 weeks, she didnt even flash despite the fact that i was always sending her credit twice in a week without her asking. She didnt even flash me.

The second week her birthday came, i still didnt call, late in the nite she text me around 9pm that ''today was her birthday''. Like whaaaat da fcccccuuuk!


That was how i left my thief thief girlfriend, her wayoooo no be here oooo.


But now, i don wise up like king solomon.

All the happened in 2012.

Praise the Lord.


From Bro. Mencade5

. Bros u don win our Maga of the month story::::::::::::u be strong. Man o

segzybobo:
what the guy actually said was tru cus I have experienced it many times.

I was chatting with my two go account, I fink last year or so and I decided to enter the 2go room if I will see a chick to chat with and alas I get wat I wanted without wasting time we started chatting and after a while that we have been chatting she messaged me that she is currently on her was traveling and they were robbed on the way and collected everything that she has and she is currently left that she needs ma help 1. that I should help him to get a recharge card to call her people and she also need cash to board another bus.

I come be like the people that robbed you collected everything but the didn't collect ur phone and she still even have the chance to login into 2go and chatting after been robbed.

I double zoomed off after she completed her message cus me self they find wu I go maga and one Babe wan dey maga me wen me self never belle food.

she no do her homework well

parrotibaba:
but baba wait ooh u wan tell me say u spent half a million on top woman head for just a semester (even Davido can't do dat) den proceeded to get a job for her in zenith bank n even shopped for her new job attire which according to ur story was worth a lot of cash(for just a banker's working attire? wetin she d work ni? )




what to believe, what not to believe

Its true story dude, I fell flat for love. Since then, I have fallen more but am smarter now. Remember, I go for the very finest specs. She is modelling part time. True story.

tpraiz:
. Bros u don win our Maga of the month story::::::::::::u be strong. Man o

hahahahahahaha......i don die ooooooo

oya give me the award

keypad1:
skinnydude.....mencade5

mencade5, is that you? dont tell me you are banned..

but, hahahaha. you were once a mugu.

iv4fb:


Good luck (without Dame) with your lies and self esteem issues

Dude, what really is your problem? Because you can' afford 600k doesn't mean someone else can't. Why tackling and forcing your case on him? A wealthy man calls #5M peanut, A poor man sees 5k as fortune. Becos you can't spend 600k on a lady in a semester does not automatically mean he can't too. If you think he's lying, ignore him and move on with the thread please.

I met a lady on my way to London few months back, but I guessed she was going for her masters though we sat together and gisted all the way through. When she asked me of my mission in UK I told her I was going to buy few cloths and shoes for a friend's wedding but she thought I was lying, we exchange numbers and other contacts after 3 days I was back to Nigeria and we spoke on phone. But she thought I was a maga and she decided to ask me for 800k to offset her remaining school fees. Her not knowing I am way beyond that I decided to pay her visit this weekend to let her know 800k is not my problem to my greatest surprise immediately she saw me she jumped all over me and started kissing and caressing me leading to us having a very go romantic time together if u kno what i mean, but I think I am fallen in love with her and when I asked her about the 800k she said she was just joking.

Even as I am writing this now I am presently in her house.
Abeg somebody should advice if I be MAGA! Waiting to pay the bigger PRIZE!

UniqueGem:
Dude, what really is your problem? Because you can' afford 600k doesn't mean someone else can't. Why tackling and forcing your case on him? A wealthy man calls #5M peanut, A poor man sees 5k as fortune. Becos you can't spend 600k on a lady in a semester does not automatically mean he can't too. If you think he's lying, ignore him and move on with the thread please.

"Can't " not can'. And that was not the essence of the argument. You might need to re-read everything again, do it slowly this time.

SkinnyDude:
mencade5, is that you? dont tell me you are banned..

but, hahahaha. you were once a mugu.

my brother one yeye mod ban me....i never get their time first. I go soon deal with them.


No be small mugu i do that time oooo......how far? That ur friend sister don give u that 10k she borrow from you?


Hahahahahahahahah

iv4fb:



Sure, you're the one suffering, suffering from your failed attempt in creating a joke to make you feel among.


But let's even look at your post, u paid her 600k in a semester which she use in renting an apartment for her bf, she 'magarize' u till she graduate and till she completed her service, till she got a job(which you helped secure), you even bought her office attires.

Then your story don't fit here, its about guys turning to magas not Foooooooools.

Bros Abeg make una no quote this guy again na. It's just outright irritating to see people like him wanting to be noticed. Biko just free am.

tellwisdom:


Guy, we look like mugu to you??

Ooohkay I don hear

curryANDtyme:
my bloda, u nid not ask God to bear u witness, I can testify to d fact Dat (som) ladies can do such.. 30k is small sef, abi she cud even ask for 100k for her dad who as kidney , liver, intestine & heart failure all @once #buahahahah(maga'rizm ladies tho!)

you hit da g-spottt bro

keypad1:
my brother one yeye mod ban me....i never get their time first. I go soon deal with them.


No be small mugu i do that time oooo......how far? That ur friend sister don give u that 10k she borrow from you?


Hahahahahahahahah

for where kwan? i don threaten am with juju, babalawo. still the babe no wan comply. she never get money, but she dey whatsapp, dey change clothes. she claimed to be an actress. i thought nollywood stars dey geht money.
i am in school now. i'm far from her

englishmart:
a friend of mine (girl) and I were chatting on Facebook. She told Me she's very sick.

Me. Ehya sorry o. What's wrong with you?

She... It's fever o...

Me.....Chai sorry eh! Hope you've taken your drugs?

She .....
Not yet, but, pls. Can do me a favour?
What favour?
Can you send me MTN card #1500?

Me...... Eeeeeeeeediot! Shey you wan recharge the fever?

she wud sell d recharge card nd use d moni to buy d drugs.

I tire for them girls o

Lmao... :DNL guys can takethings so personal when it comes to maga-rizm ish :p

Bridgetown:
I met a lady on my way to London few months back, but I guessed she was going for her masters though we sat together and gisted all the way through. When she asked me of my mission in UK I told her I was going to buy few cloths and shoes for a friend's wedding but she thought I was lying, we exchange numbers and other contacts after 3 days I was back to Nigeria and we spoke on phone. But she thought I was a maga and she decided to ask me for 800k to offset her remaining school fees. Her not knowing I am way beyond that I decided to pay her visit this weekend to let her know 800k is not my problem to my greatest surprise immediately she saw me she jumped all over me and started kissing and caressing me leading to us having a very go romantic time together if u kno what i mean, but I think I am fallen in love with her and when I asked her about the 800k she said she was just joking.

Even as I am writing this now I am presently in her house.
Abeg somebody should advice if I be MAGA! Waiting to pay the bigger PRIZE!

Guy, get a job

Slonge2:
Fact is that every guy has been scammed atleast once in his lifetime, but being a victim of the gimmicks of the female folks doesn't make you a maga if you have the means and getting good sex in return.

A maga is any guy who stresses himself or inconveniences himself to please a girl(financially) who doesn't reciprocate in cash or kind. (Wole soyinka)

I have also been a maga sha, but I made sure i got recompense from her. I used viagra, claro and monkeytail to pummel her hard and brutally till she begged and cried but I was adamant. I'am very sure i retired her from magary after that incident.

So if u've been magad make sure you get reimbursed either in cash or kind so as to have peace of mind and appease the gods.

You mudered me. Lol

SkinnyDude:

for where kwan? i don threaten am with juju, babalawo. still the babe no wan comply. she never get money, but she dey whatsapp, dey change clothes. she claimed to be an actress. i thought nollywood stars dey geht money.
i am in school now. i'm far from her

blooody biiiiiitch......just concentrate on ur studies jor..... Well done

I think some guys are here to maga us with their cock and bull stories

keypad1:
blooody biiiiiitch......just concentrate on ur studies jor..... Well done

daalu. how many years ban did you recieve?

iv4fb:


"Can't " not can'. And that was not the essence of the argument. You might need to re-read everything again, do it slowly this time.

If your Brain and eyes are really complementing each other, i believe you'll notice and understand the apostrophe on my "can' ". You're really confused because you don't seem to know what you've been arguing about. BTW; you sound POOR and PAINED. Like Billyonaire asked earlier, Are you poor?