tosyne2much:


God can bear me witness... I want you to know that anything I post of Nairaland is nothing but pure fact

What do I stand to gain in telling lies since it will add nothing to my pocket

Medunah:

Yup and i have
Or can i what?? Dunno if we are talking about d same thing

**Modified**

rosebase:
@Billionaire, pls dont mind Iv4fb, lol, come and buy me a car. a car of two millionaira should be nothing to a billionaire.

I wil prove iv4fb wrong.

tosyne2much:


Can you now see ? Ladies will always fall for deceivers and liars

I still can't believe a lady could say the story is not real ** shm **

One thing I want you to know is, I have never made cooked up stories and I will never.. Follow most of my previously created thread and you will see that I'm not one of those hypocrites you fall for

1one:
This thread is sweet like sooo - gaas

*The House is in Session*

We the honourable members of the assembly having rested our tired toes and knees and limbs that went through hell climbing the gates of the house have hereby unanimously decided to move a motion according to the provisions of section 2: paragraph 3: line 25; division 57 of the Nairaland Contributory Act; that due to the effortlessly brilliant habit of the OP in thrilling this section with really crazy and humorously seasoned threads, the OP in person of TOSYNE2MUCH SHOULD HENCEFORTH BE APPOINTED A MODERATOR

All those in favour say Aye

Aye

Bridgetown:
I met a lady on my way to London few months back, but I guessed she was going for her masters though we sat together and gisted all the way through. When she asked me of my mission in UK I told her I was going to buy few cloths and shoes for a friend's wedding but she thought I was lying, we exchange numbers and other contacts after 3 days I was back to Nigeria and we spoke on phone. But she thought I was a maga and she decided to ask me for 800k to offset her remaining school fees. Her not knowing I am way beyond that I decided to pay her visit this weekend to let her know 800k is not my problem to my greatest surprise immediately she saw me she jumped all over me and started kissing and caressing me leading to us having a very go romantic time together if u kno what i mean, but I think I am fallen in love with her and when I asked her about the 800k she said she was just joking.

Even as I am writing this now I am presently in her house.
Abeg somebody should advice if I be MAGA! Waiting to pay the bigger PRIZE!

iv4fb:


And if you do reason before typing, you'll realize you're the one desperate in making a point by jumping into a conversation that has nothing to do with u and misinterpreting it immediately(and that's if you're not same person).

Who cares if you're rich or not and who's talking abt it? Only known fact is your low self esteem

Unfortunately, common sense is not common.

keypad1:
we talked the other nite.
After saying gud nite to her.

She sent 3 tromantic ext messages. Something she has not done before in a single nite.

This was a girl i call everyday with mtn zone 0.04 kobo per second. 100 naira for 20 minutes. That means i spent 200na 40 minutes call everyday for this thief!

I was so glad that nite, not knowing i was being prepared to be scammed and magaed the next morning.

The next morning her friend flashed me. I called, she told me my girlfriend (thief) was crying and wouldnt tell her wats wrong.

I called her, she was crying and shedding tears like over flown river niger (fake tears). That her 10k was stolen inside her bag in her hostel. I fell for it. Told her not to cry. Managed to get 4k, sent it to her account (advance mumu wey i be). She only sent me a message of thank you. Eeeeeeeeeh.

After her exams she came back from school. For 5 days my girlfriend (thief) was at home. She wouldnt see me. Each time i call her lets meet even if it means me coming to her place babe will say her father doesnt allow her to go out.

The second week she came after much persuasion with her friend visited me, spent 1 hour then she left. Two days later, i saw her gisting happily with anoda guy after i decided to pass her area. I walked silently, she saw me, ran to me and told me, wats wrong, why am not happy. I told her she is looking for trouble oooo. She rushed and told me that was just her friend, but wat i saw pass ordinary friend ooo.

Decided to test her, didnt call for 2 weeks, she didnt even flash despite the fact that i was always sending her credit twice in a week without her asking. She didnt even flash me.

The second week her birthday came, i still didnt call, late in the nite she text me around 9pm that ''today was her birthday''. Like whaaaat da fcccccuuuk!


That was how i left my thief thief girlfriend, her wayoooo no be here oooo.


But now, i don wise up like king solomon.

All the happened in 2012.

Praise the Lord.


From Bro. Mencade5

keypad1:
hahahahahahaha......i don die ooooooo

oya give me the award

1one:
This thread is sweet like sooo - gaas

*The House is in Session*

We the honourable members of the assembly having rested our tired toes and knees and limbs that went through hell climbing the gates of the house have hereby unanimously decided to move a motion according to the provisions of section 2: paragraph 3: line 25; division 57 of the Nairaland Contributory Act; that due to the effortlessly brilliant habit of the OP in thrilling this section with really crazy and humorously seasoned threads, the OP in person of TOSYNE2MUCH SHOULD HENCEFORTH BE APPOINTED A MODERATOR

All those in favour say Aye

coolfredo:
All these happen in dt dream , i can only advice u to treat malaria n typhod, u wil be ok after

naijaboiy:

Aye

cyprianlah:
My ex wanted to magged me wit pregnancy, she say mak I gv her 15k for abortion, I acted cool nd told her to keep it, my brodas! 2yrs af passed belle never big

born2fuck:
Some of the whatsup scammer

CFCfan:

And guys fall for that?!

Gflat:


Lol...mad man

born2fuck:
this message even comes in this morning. I could delete her number, that's why it's show naked number instead of name

tosyne2much:


You should know that adding of random ladies is inevitable, besides I'm still a youth so I have to use my youthful days judiciously

tosyne2much:


You should know that adding of random ladies is inevitable, besides I'm still a youth so I have to use my youthful days judiciously

vivaciousvivi:
tosyne2much Is this your story really true? How can a random lady you don't know that well start telling you about N30k to abort a pregnancy she got from someone who isn't her bf! Habatically!!!

mumumugu:


give me her contact, i am professional mugu

iv4fb:


Lol! I concur

engrkaz:
very funny....Na so one call me yesterday..."I want to spend d day with u, pls come pick me up" fear grip me, me think say me don see awoof, tho me i haf chop inside before o, since i didnt show up at her place she called me like a million times, even the fuel wey dey inside my car na to carry am go work on Monday, when she see say I no show up, she offered to take a bike to where I was, God so good I was in the company of a friend, na so she come begin scratch head, "ehm actually as in, u know my school resumes tomaro, and the registration portal will close by 6am tuition is 30k and I have raised 11k can u pls help me with the balance? Instantly my John Thomas drop muscle....Na me enrol u for d skool? There and then I tell am say I no get money...If u need such favors tell me at least 2 weeks before..I be like father Christmas? She picked up her fone, called another potential maga got another bike, and flew..

sulmeza:
u wia a first clas maga...lol

Dolcilicious:
Lmao... :DNL guys can takethings so personal when it comes to maga-rizm ish :p