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xpac01:
I don't really know why this happens to me. Am always kind of confident of my english prowess, but when trying to woo a lady, my grammar will look so pathetic and crippled, and unfortunately the ladies don't even give me a leverage to this error.
I always remember this embarassing wooing back at school. While reading in the class in my normal reading theartre, this beautiful girl caught my attention, then i decided to make a move and recorded the whole incident in my phone. This what ensued:
Me: baby hw far (now my heart beating fast, almost tearing my chest)
SHE: fine (soft voice)
ME: how is studying?
SHE: you said? (already noticing the error)
ME:.....forget. I am always since viewing your seriousness from the behind.
SHE: how? what are you saying? (frowning)
ME: (already loosing confidence) baby I will like to be friends with the seriousness of somebody like you.
SHE: (bursted and laughing emabrassingly, attracting the whole students reading in the theatre) look am in this school to read and not to make friends with people like you ok? Please leave me alone.
ME: (stood up face down, packed my book and left the theatre).
When i played back the incident, i was like, xpac na u be dat. So embarassing...

xpac01:
I don't really know why this happens to me. Am always kind of confident of my english prowess, but when trying to woo a lady, my grammar will look so pathetic and crippled, and unfortunately the ladies don't even give me a leverage to this error.
I always remember this embarassing wooing back at school. While reading in the class in my normal reading theartre, this beautiful girl caught my attention, then i decided to make a move and recorded the whole incident in my phone. This what ensued:
Me: baby hw far (now my heart beating fast, almost tearing my chest)
SHE: fine (soft voice)
ME: how is studying?
SHE: you said? (already noticing the error)
ME:.....forget. I am always since viewing your seriousness from the behind.
SHE: how? what are you saying? (frowning)
ME: (already loosing confidence) baby I will like to be friends with the seriousness of somebody like you.
SHE: (bursted and laughing emabrassingly, attracting the whole students reading in the theatre) look am in this school to read and not to make friends with people like you ok? Please leave me alone.
ME: (stood up face down, packed my book and left the theatre).
When i played back the incident, i was like, xpac na u be dat. So embarassing...

NairaMode:
Yeah. I have a sharp brain.

tosyne2much:
My second experience

I walked up to this random lady and tried to strike up a convo.. I talked and talked and talked but for where ? If I hear say she respond.. Could you believe I foolishly took a walk with this lady for almost 10 mins without a word from her

** Fwd **

I got frustrated and told her I had to go at this point and that I appreciate her making me look like a fool

We parted ways and I haven't even took 3 steps when I heard the bomb " PLS GET A JOB

At that instance, I was overwhlemed by low self esteem and it was as if somebody hit sledge hammer on head from behind.. I couldnt wait but zoomed off (if I hear say I wait)

iceberylin:
Pele

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Dreyl:
[color=grey]I hope you are not like the girl? some girls are just damn wicked.[/color]

misszainab:
I wld never do that to a human being....except he's a bad person.

infogenius:
I recounted this scenario with some guys last night.

I was in SS1 first term and there was this girl that just wanted me around her
and my guys just asked me to break the ice.

After so many days of encouraging and cajoling me i decided to do just that on a Thursday evening.

That Thursday evening after prep one of those yeye guys said that he must call her and I will have to woo her.

No shakes, i waited under a dongoyaro tree close to the class block.

Suddenly Hadiza appeared and was coming out and my heart beat increased more 2000000%
na God say make I no die

She got closer (sweat over my face in harmattan period) i prayed for courage
At last

Hadiza:infogenius, how are you?
me; fine, and youuu?

Hadiza:cool, y did not come over to teach me sets
me: ......*quiet*....

Hadiza:are u not talking.I hope you are ok. *checking my body temperature*
me:*heart beat beating uncontrollable* puts both hands in my trouser pockets

Hadiza; so what is it you want to see me for? Moh'd just told me u wanted to see me urgently
Me: Yes, let me think

Hadiza: what are u thinking?
me: Let me think *heart beats very high* me sef no understand
Hadiza:ok when u are thru wit thinking I will be in the class
me:wait

Hadiza;ok what is it na?
Me:let me think.*hands still in my pockets*

To cut the long story short i kept her for close to thirty minutes.

Hadiza: I have to go in now,there is cold outside. moreover i have lit assignment
to finish up.
Me:ok,I have finished thinking.em..em...em...em

Hadiza:*getting angry* talk, what is it?
me: ok*bracing up not minding heart beat rate* I .... like u....
and ..em.. I want u to be my special friend..my girlfriend.*stamerring in the process*

Hadiza: is that what took u all the time to say and even kept me in the cold.
Me: I am sorry.SO what is your response to my request?

Hadiza: I will think about it
me;when will i get my reply

Hadiza:next week * and she walks away*
me: *sighs*....see this short girl oh...thank God... *feeling disappointed and walking away with heads bowed*

I am yet to get Hadiza's reply after more than 20yrs and where still good friends till
i left FGC but nothing attached.

I could not sleep for close to a week after the poor showing and I still laff it off anytime it comes to mind
like last night.

tosyne2much:
You sounded like someone who started like a professional without any fucck up.. If you have no most embarrassing moment to share, just view the thread and move on rather than showing off


Those who are professionals in the league of toasting are sharing their most embarrassing experience so why displaying inflated ego mentality... ** smh**


Even Dongote and its like can share their embarrassing moment when approaching a lady if given the chance so who the hell are you ?

Let's take small boi, dressing and manner of approach out of this and say the real fact

googlepikin:
mine happened like dis, I always see dis beautiful girl dat work in a law firm close to my office. one day I asked their office security guy what's her name, he said oh dat girl? she's a nice person, that her name is Adanna. that the girl is from a very wealthy family but very very humble. I didn't know dis ogogoro man was just hyping the girl because I always dash him money,and dis is opportunity for him to open office on my head.. next day o, I was just passing by the man called me that he told the girl about me. I said but she doesn't know me, he said taaar that he told her, that bros wey dey drive Camry for that office wey dey next door. that she was some how excited. I quickly ran to my office dropped my lappy, went to her office before their madam will come to work. I walked into her office sat down close to her, I said hi, how is work? she said fine, how can I help you. I said no problem I just want to come spend some time with you and tell you how beautiful you are. the girl provoke, excuse me,she ask where do you work I said next door.she said are you stupidd or a retardd? that she will write a report to my company that I came to harass her. mehnn see begging for 10min. since then I hate to see her walking towards me.

FrancisTony:
*typing*

My worst embarrassing moment approaching an opposite sex.

It wasn't really about wooing her. Lol! I was walking past the road, and met my old high school friend I know.

I felt like approaching her and starting a convo but something said I shouldn't do so. I still went ahead.

Me- Hello

She- (She pretended as if she didn't know me)

Me- I was embarrassed because all the passerbye's were staring at me.

To save face, I screamed "weren't you the one that I met at ashewo joint yesternight?".













Believe my Story at your own peril.

Superstar007:
Now, this is the real definition of embarrassment.

nairamaverick:
I'm shy , I don't approach ladies so I'm here to read comments and it seems tosyne's thread are always interesting

Dotwillis1:
at dah instance, u shud v pickd a stone nd hit ha hea

Kirinwa:
You speak as it were to scold yet words of wisdom come tumble down your lips. I see your words ever rise like Jupiter's. C0ck.

tosyne2much:
My second experience

I walked up to this random lady and tried to strike up a convo.. I talked and talked and talked but for where ? If I hear say she respond.. Could you believe I foolishly took a walk with this lady for almost 10 mins without a word from her

** Fwd ** @OP; it seems OBJ is an adorable angel when compared to you!!

I got frustrated and told her I had to go at this point and that I appreciate her making me look like a fool

We parted ways and I haven't even took 3 steps when I heard the bomb " PLS GET A JOB

At that instance, I was overwhlemed by low self esteem and it was as if somebody hit sledge hammer on head from behind.. I couldnt wait but zoomed off (if I hear say I wait)

VickyyB:
These lies you are sharing.

Ipledge:
The last thing I will do is to approach a girl I don't know(apart from Koreans).before I go meet a girl I would send series of msg and make sure I see a very bright green light.
My most embarrassing moment is on nairaland.
I see this beautiful girl pic on nairaland "dechandel".I sent her so many pms,she no gree reply,I followed her,quote almost everything she posted(na dog dey bark )I created a thread about her that reach six pages,but she ignored....feel embarrassed that I almost deactivate my acct

paramedic:
U

nairamaverick:
I'm shy , I don't approach ladies so I'm here to read comments and it seems tosyne's thread are always interesting

dcosmosboy:
Hahahhaha my own bad ooo.afta pratisin wat I wil say nd her posibl respons 4 2mnth I surmon d corage 2 aproach her
Me:hi babe,sory 2 dsturb u,hope u dnt mind me talkin 2 u 4 2 minutes
Babe:yea I do bt b fast
Me:can u pls sit while I talk
Babe:y I tot its jst 2 minutes
Me:yeah its 2 minutes bt its fils as if its 2yrs of my lyf cos I culdn't imagin u wil even wnt 2 listen 2 wat I got 2 say
Babe:ok(she lukd @ me wit a luvly eyez nd smile on her face)
Meas I luk @ her eyez,her beuti clean my brain my goko cleanser)I culdn't say a word.I startd laughin
Babe:y ar u laughin,did u cal me 2 jst laugh
Me:d truth is dat imediatly I luk @ u in d eye I 4got al d tins I hv cramd 4 2mnths 2 tel u.can u gv me dis knd of opp again nxt tym pls
Babe:smiles nd say ok
Me:cald her name nd say,,even if I 4got al dat I cramd 2 tel u,I won't 4get 2 tel u dat u ar so beutiful
Babe:tnks
Meinside my mind I say wetin I go talk again ooo,mak I no 4uk up)I jst put my head 4 ground until she go,I cum reminder al d tins wey I cramd 2 tel her...

princesa:
Aww...this so romantic!
I didn't know guys go through all this just to woo a lady, and here i was thinking it was like slicing a knife through butter

ifaoni:
Notin to share. Ladies woo me not me wooing them.

chibwike:
is typing a message...

Dammie5:
Actually I've never wooed a girl.]

Lordabas:





I Was trying to talk to my crush i had in high school after admiring her for several months.
I walked up to her and basically tried to say hi,
my mouth got dried
my mind went blank
I couldn't think of anything to say the tension was too much then the worst happened...




My nyash betrayed me and I let out a loud fart




With the last dose of courage left in me i told her i will talk to her later and zoomed off


** That was the last time i saw that girl **

tosyne2much:
When men were boys, every dude must have had a memorable embarrassing moment, only if you have never attempted to strike up a convo


Lemme keep the ball rolling

**Clears throat**

I, my elder brother and friends were clustered around a particular place when I spotted this pretty damsel. I couldn't hide my feelings and outrightly told them I would like to strike up a convo with her (you know guys naaa, they quickly encouraged me not to dull the package, and little did they know I would mess up ). I took an excuse and positioned like a lion waiting for its prey

** Fst Fwd **
The moment she walked past me, I hurriedly walked towards her. (One thing that messed me up was that I used cramming method). I hello-ed her and the following conversation took place

ME - what's up pretty lady ?

She - I'm fine and you ?

Me - I'm very well

Next thing,
I forgot my crammed lines and was dumb founded, only to be looking like a frustrated Jambite

After a while, she looked at me for a few seconds and broke the silence.. She said, WAIT oooo !!! Is it that you forgot all what you have crammed or you are not just bold enough ? Ehhhhhnnnnnn !!! What a shameful thing

At that instance, shame and discomfort was registered on my face and it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up (I just can't remember how we departed)

**Guys pls share yours **

Note - No claiming of rich or fine boi on this thread oooo

tosyne2much:
When men were boys, every dude must have had a memorable embarrassing moment, only if you have never attempted to strike up a convo


Lemme keep the ball rolling

**Clears throat**

I, my elder brother and friends were clustered around a particular place when I spotted this pretty damsel. I couldn't hide my feelings and outrightly told them I would like to strike up a convo with her (you know guys naaa, they quickly encouraged me not to dull the package, and little did they know I would mess up ). I took an excuse and positioned like a lion waiting for its prey

** Fst Fwd **
The moment she walked past me, I hurriedly walked towards her. (One thing that messed me up was that I used cramming method). I hello-ed her and the following conversation took place

ME - what's up pretty lady ?

She - I'm fine and you ?

Me - I'm very well

Next thing,
I forgot my crammed lines and was dumb founded, only to be looking like a frustrated Jambite

After a while, she looked at me for a few seconds and broke the silence.. She said, WAIT oooo !!! Is it that you forgot all what you have crammed or you are not just bold enough ? Ehhhhhnnnnnn !!! What a shameful thing

At that instance, shame and discomfort was registered on my face and it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up (I just can't remember how we departed)

**Guys pls share yours **

Note - No claiming of rich or fine boi on this thread oooo