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****yawns**** next!!!!!

Pls remind me of d tittle of that yoruba movie

you didn't ask us before doing the deed...why ask us now

jeflexy:
To cut the long story short.......
I met this new girl in school, she is very pretty and endowed, she was the goal of every guy, being a sharp girl, i planned my moves, and we got dating, two things led to another, she was in my bed, and we played the "adult movie".... unknown to me, she was a yoruba girl, i never knew she was a virgin until i slept with her, now the problem is that, she said her dad did something to her that any man that disvirgined her must marry her, and i dont wanna get married now, i dont tink i love her to marry her...You don't think? And you slept with her
She told her dad, and he said that if i dont come to see him, that I'll die in two weeks time, he even called me.... i dont know what to do, should i run away...? Please i need ur advice....

And you slept with her? You must marry her o

Its about to go down low.


Crying and weeping for you at d same time

jeflexy:
To cut the long story short.......
I met this new girl in school, she is very pretty and endowed, she was the goal of every guy, being a sharp girl, i planned my moves, and we got dating, two things led to another, she was in my bed, and we played the "adult movie".... unknown to me, she was a yoruba girl, i never knew she was a virgin until i slept with her, now the problem is that, she said her dad did something to her that any man that disvirgined her must marry her, and i dont wanna get married now, i dont tink i love her to marry her...
She told her dad, and he said that if i dont come to see him, that I'll die in two weeks time, he even called me.... i dont know what to do, should i run away...? Please i need ur advice....

Your girlfriend Dad is now God
No man should play God

Jesus can help u

Na threat, she doesn't want to loose you

jeflexy:
To cut the long story short.......
I met this new girl in school, she is very pretty and endowed, she was the goal of every guy, being a sharp girl, i planned my moves, and we got dating, two things led to another, she was in my bed, and we played the "adult movie".... unknown to me, she was a yoruba girl, i never knew she was a virgin until i slept with her, now the problem is that, she said her dad did something to her that any man that disvirgined her must marry her, and i dont wanna get married now, i dont tink i love her to marry her...
She told her dad, and he said that if i dont come to see him, that I'll die in two weeks time, he even called me.... i dont know what to do, should i run away...? Please i need ur advice....

Ok first tin first u dn buy ur coffin?

Lmao
You have no choice dan to go.
Next time,you wl shine ur eyes.

GoodFaith:
Your girlfriend Dad is now God
No man should play God

Brother,put urself in d dad' shoe. As for the guy in question He is powerless against those forces ready to lunch attack on him. But Jesus can help him If he allows.

I mean if the girl curse you e go work well well because na you break the hymen,

so if i be you i will go and see her dad and hear him out first before any other thing

Nna u don buy markett

starlingleanets:
Brother,put urself in d dad' shoe. As for the guy in question He is powerless against those forces ready to lunch attack on him. But Jesus can help him If he allows.

I fully understand
but to kill somebody---- I will not play God
Op D will stop working for now

ritababe:
I dey come first

We R waiting

na wetin u sabi chop wan kill u as a sharp guy na

Haha... When did people started summarising Super story on nairaland? Seriously, this was a super story where Mr. Lecturer slept with Kehinde Bankole and finally he died, killed by one of d snakes that was meant for d sacrifice.

Op I'll simply advice U to start ur burial arrangements coz if sweet thing doesn't kill U then U didn't die a good death.

yes its true. ona die you dey see so

kristina1:
Lmao
You have no choice dan to go.
Next time,you wl shine ur eyes.

Apparently there won't be a next time. He's got just two options

Afrok:
Haha... When did people started summarising Super story on nairaland? Seriously, this was a super story where Mr. Lecturer slept with Kehinde Bankole and finally he died, killed by one of d snakes that was meant for d sacrifice.

Op I'll simply advice U to start ur burial arrangements coz if sweet thing doesn't kill U then U didn't die a good death.

toto kill the dude

Op...as a sharp guy,u better go dey price coffin down

May your soul rest in peace in advance

GoodFaith:
toto kill the dude

My brother nah TRUE U talk, I can imagine how many of his friends he would've told how sharp he was, now he'll have to inform them to be part of his burial committee .

dguizman:
Op...as a sharp guy,u better go dey price coffin down

As a sharp guy
Not just price one but buy one

nameless0:
Nna u don buy markett

My sister the marketti no be o bere ego, the cost of buying casket and organizing a befitting burial for op no be come here come chop .

Another part of me says it's just to scare d op.

jeflexy:
To cut the long story short.......
I met this new girl in school, she is very pretty and endowed, she was the goal of every guy, being a sharp girl, i planned my moves, and we got dating, two things led to another, she was in my bed, and we played the "adult movie".... unknown to me, she was a yoruba girl, i never knew she was a virgin until i slept with her, now the problem is that, she said her dad did something to her that any man that disvirgined her must marry her, and i dont wanna get married now, i dont tink i love her to marry her...
She told her dad, and he said that if i dont come to see him, that I'll die in two weeks time, he even called me.... i dont know what to do, should i run away...? Please i need ur advice....

Hahahahahahaha, Fool!!!

Is he a native doctor

anitank:
Apparently there won't be a next time. He's got just two options

lmao....,dis babe yaf kill me.
He want to chop and clean mouth.

GoodFaith:
As a sharp guy
Not just price one but buy one

ehn ehn....dat one seelf make sence o

GoodFaith:
As a sharp guy
Not just price one but buy one

ehn ehn....dat one self make sence o

Afrok:
Haha... When did people started summarising Super story on nairaland? Seriously, this was a super story where Mr. Lecturer slept with Kehinde Bankole and finally he died, killed by one of d snakes that was meant for d sacrifice.

Op I'll simply advice U to start ur burial arrangements coz if sweet thing doesn't kill U then U didn't die a good death.

Boss, u even remember the babe name? Na u o. But that story sweet no be small