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Ever checked a girl's phone for pictures before? Even if you haven't, so long you have females on your whatsapp, bbm and facebook list, you will always be bugged by their stereotypical picture updates. Below is a list of pictures you are certainly going to find on a Naija babe's phone.

*pictures of foreigners on the internet are used so as to protect the rights of Naija babes cos if I say make I use the ones wey dey my phone ehn..... [size=88pt]1.shoprite[/size]after succesfully nabbing a maga who spends his hard earned money on them at the supermarket, you find them taking countless shots of pictures at every aisle at the supermarket just to keep a record of the day's market . Na dem dey use camera flashes dey blind person for shoprite. Who I go blame if not yeye guys. https://www.thelottolife.com/storage/girl-supermarket.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1335657881359 [size=88pt]2.hairstyle[/size]the only time this set of girls reply your chat is when you comment about their DP which shows them wearing a new hairdo that looks shimmery as if dey rob groundnut oil on it. They update their profile picture the very moment they leave the salon leaving a smart guy with the idea of why they hadn't done that in a while [img]http://www.hairsyera.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/girl-hair-style-10.jpg[/img] [size=88pt]3. Passenger Seat[/size] na this one dey vex me pass. A month doesn't go by without me coming across a picture of a naija babe at the passenger seat of a car with seat belt strapped. Can't they be behind the steering wheel? Abi females no dey get car? Maybe it's aristo tinz https://www.visualphotos.com/photo/2x4568852/portrait_of_woman_sitting_in_car_wearing_seatbelt_BLD014529.jpg [size=88pt]4.cute baby[/size] there are so many guys walking the streets with balls full of generations yet this girls won't beg them to give them a pinch of it, rather they prefer to flaunt the cute pictures of another person's baby, most times that of a total stranger https://www.demortalz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/09_cute_baby_1.jpg [size=88pt]5.unclad pix[/size] this is the only reason why I like to handle a naija babe's phone . I wonder why they keep such pix on their phone? Maybe to send to their sugar daddy/bobo incase he needs to self service cos she's too far away. Well, a smart blogger knows what to do with such. As am not a blogger, what do I do with the sex video of a married woman in ajuwon that I found on a phone memory card which I found on the floor at shoprite ikeja? I wonder when I'll start seeing pictures of construction sites, project supervisions, presentation pictures etc on their phones. *A counter thread can't be created cos ladies got nothing on guys* https://www.stunnish.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sexy-women-in-lingerie-1.jpg [size=88pt]6.pouting lips[/size] na dis wan too much. D tin no even dey make dem fine sef. Abeg I no fit shout, just look below . Guilty or not guilty? https://www.chimpsanctuarynw.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/foxie-drooped-lip.jpg

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Girls with their fish brains; especially nigerian girls.

Unclad pics no. Not in my gf phones 4sure.

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mcdreeezy:
Girls with their fish brains; especially nigerian girls.

Irrelevant comment..

Most of dem no dey put unclad 4 dia fone again bcs of stealing. Though u still make some point

woky:
Irrelevant comment..

this your comment will certainly get likes. Don't ask me why

my guy they can snap the full mall not only shoprrite

So on point! Everything is true!

why am i having the feeling that thus op don chop winch, are all girls supposed to behave d same way

naijaboiy:
That number 3 is Soooo true

Them dey nairaland sef

first time am agreeing with your post

If these doesn't make front page in the next 24hrs sue the moderators !

I can get you an attorney..

true

Why are ladies now taking pictures like dem dey epileptic. It is annoying like sh!t.

Give this girls space lah..

Not all are even true, No.4&5 ne`er seem 'em in my girls phone.

No.3 so true.

How about those annoying screenshot emotional outburst, every Nigerian girl have atleast 50 of those lying in their phones, waiting to be used as dp when shiit goes wrong.

Me jux babies pictures

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Pouting gals...
My friends girlfriend has dis permanent pout on her lips after months of pouting in all her pictures, smh she come be like tilapia fish now

mcdreeezy:
Girls with their fish brains; especially nigerian girls.

this comments is tempting me to make a harsh comment but i won't
Guy,Naija girls don't have fish brains ;your sisters don't and your mum's brainis not made of fish scales/whatever.so,why the generalization?

Seconded

Tank God say I catch d FP train