dorlapoh20:

think of it a girl walk up to you. Hey dude how many ladies have u bleep. or 'how often do u do it in a week? what will be ur reaction. Be sincere

I will tell her the truth if she has the courage to ask me I would not lie about it and will also ask her the same even though I know she will not say the truth

emusmith:
In my interaction with all kinds Of ladies over the years, I discovered that there are some questions that they don't normally reply you with the truth. It's as if it's a Taboo in their "Ladies Kingdom".

Even if they are too good, they often keep silent with a smile (I call that GREEN LIES) OR "bend" the truth until you can't tell which is truth anymore. lol.

Below are some of those questions:


1. How old are you?

Majority of ladies feel that if they reveal their age to an interested young man in a social network, they might be looked down upon, but not with a potential partner na...
Age is a number, just spill it.
Hiding it does not reduce it.


2. Are you in a relationship?

When you ask her this question, TWO things are involved.
She might say YES to make you think that she is not lonely and bored.
If she says NO, it might be that she's a type that wants to "dig gold" (as my brother tosyne2much analysed, hehehe) from all angles OR she might just be spreading her tentacles.
Lies remains Lies!


3. Are you a Virgin?

This is like a rhetorical question. Before you ask, just answer it yourself, YES!

Some might get mad at you just for asking, hah! Bae, sorry o... My curiosity got the better of me...


4. What can make you tell a lie?

Lies? Lies are bad, she'll reply.
I don't lie. I hate lying.

Take a deep breath because you've just been lied to.

5. Do you love me?

NB: I've never asked this sha . lol.

Whenever you get to this point, don't try to ask. Anything you hear is obviously not the truth.
Why? Love is shown more than it's spoken.


6. When was the last time you got laid?

More often than not, if she is a bit honest, she'll tell, two years ago or A year and six months.
I'm not doubting her but... hmm!
God is watching ooo!


7. What did you take for breakfast?

Hehehe! She will never tell you garri or "packet shirt" with ogbono soup.
She will tell you things like: Plantain chips, Indomie, Bread and tea...

The thing go fear me more when I ask, since morning? and she replies, Yes!
Hah! Where you get strength from to rush for lectures? You be Super woman?

She won't tell you she's watching her weight which Most times are PLAIN, SILLY LIES! Lol!
For most part, She'll tell you Nothing, I am not hungry or I have lost appetite... iffa hear!

All she needs to hear is just your "Bae, try and eat something, OK" lol.


These are my findings, you can add to it.

U forget that all ladies are not the same. When u are honest with a lady, I don't see any reason why she'll lie to u.

tosyne2much:
are you in a relationship ?

@ op if i say yes is a lie if i say no same thing what do u want us to say

but my ansa is no
y did u ask cos i said borin

dorlapoh20:

think of it a girl walk up to you. Hey dude how many ladies have u bleep. or 'how often do u do it in a week? what will be ur reaction. Be sincere

ya know most guys don't really care 2 lie about dt, dem go tell u 2 ur face say na 250. Wetin u go do? Call am ashewo ba

Nuella222:
U forget that all ladies are not the same. When u are honest with a lady, I don't see any reason why she'll lie to u.

hahahah, If i hear

macdelene:
Haba, every time I open the Nairaland, is either guys are talking abt ladies this or ladies that.Is there no other better or exciting topic or gist around?

the people that are creating all these ones you view...do they have two heads?
Be the Change you want.

cutieberie1:
boring
op at this tym of d day

You can imagine.

cutieberie1:


@ op if i say yes is a lie if i say no same thing what do u want us to say

but my ansa is no
y did u ask cos i said borin

I only wanted to pull your legs. You knw an average 9ja lady will most likely lie about her relationship status & virginity

tosyne2much:
are you in a relationship ?

no

cutieberie1:


@ op if i say yes is a lie if i say no same thing what do u want us to say

but my ansa is no
y did u ask cos i said borin

u mean as u dey extravagantly beautiful so, u dey single?. Wait there make i go tell wizzy say i don find caro

damselabi:
N y wuld we lie abt all dis especially the age and virgin part.If i tell him the truth n he dosent like it...let him jump into a well

it is not a matter of jumping into a well. y do u think d USA use pples data to cub crime.? with d rate at which USA are chasing terrorist all around d world., how many terrorist have conviniently attack dem at home.? it is becausr dey know who is who in deir home soil. hw can someone who is ready to marry u not ask some of dose questions.? or u expect him to just carry u and put in d house.? u see y u should watch ur back while growing up

emusmith:


I'm listening... tell me...

nt u now

tosyne2much:
I only wanted to pull your legs. You knw an average 9ja lady will most like about her relationship status & virginity

u very right dude. I don't even know why they lie about it, xpecially d virginity stuff, dem go beat dem??

sharon763:
Hmmm...me I say d truth o.why wud I lie abt being a virgin?

are u?

pocohantas:


the people that are creating all these ones you view...do they have two heads?
Be the Change you want.

I like You Poco!
most girls will rather sit, whine and grine but will do nothing...

Your spirit is inviting!

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Lie about my relationship??....Sounds pretty stupid to me tho'. Telling the toasters "Am in a relationship" makes them toast so more....So for me lying is not an option.

I even hate the question...."Are you in a relationship"....Why shouldn't I be?.

damselabi:
nt u now

Him abi?

tyconcepts:
Lie about my relationship??....Sounds pretty stupid to me tho'. Telling the toasters "Am in a relationship" makes them toast so more....So for me lying is not an option.

I even hate the question...."Are you in a relationship"....Why shouldn't I be?.

hehehe, funny you. Not evrybody is in a rlxnship na, maybe d guy wan know weda the road na express or weda holdup dey there like lasgidi roads

I am umar olayinka, schooling here in kano. Our culture here doesn't permit us to even talk to a lady unless third party is involved.. In most cases, a young gal of like 13yrs wt a phone will record all d discussion n actions n take it to their parent. I called this transparency.. Pls what do u call this over there?

franugo:



hahahah, If i hear

hear wetin? My name na Nuella no be Alleun

Nuella222:
U forget that all ladies are not the same. When u are honest with a lady, I don't see any reason why she'll lie to u.

do u know I asked a lady her age she told me 24 and I gave mine. after visiting her and I asked about her age again. she gave me a different age entirely. u cannt hide certain things. she is hiding now finding it difficult to see me. now who is deceiving who. post like dis is to correct d way will do things. it is not bashing. I wanted to be serious with her but she blew herself up. u can see y some girls find it difficult to marry even when dey are sis. bukky., sis. nkechi., sis. tosin

@OP...LADIES CAN LIE!!!BUT I GO JUST DEY LOOK YOU YILE YOU DEY LIE YOUR LIFE THROUGH PRIME LENS!

dorlapoh20:

it a private question. Not answering it doesn't mean am lying

Answer the question jor

Nuella222:
hear wetin? My name na Nuella no be Alleun

I BET YOU PURPOSELY TUSHED YOUR NAME TO THAT GUY,COS IF WE CHECK WELL YOUR NAME GO EITHER BE CHIDIMMA OR RUKIBA IF NO BE AWAWU.

Nuella222:
hear wetin? My name na Nuella no be Alleun

huh U just confused my pants off shey u c what u have caused?

tyconcepts:
Lie about my relationship??....Sounds pretty stupid to me tho'. Telling the toasters "Am in a relationship" makes them toast so more....So for me lying is not an option.

I even hate the question...."Are you in a relationship"....Why shouldn't I be?.

look at what u are saying. I take pple for deir words and work on it. if I ask u if u are in a relationship it means to know whether to toast u or not. if u are in one ..y should I toast u.? so telling d truth pays....simple

hilaomo:
I BET YOU PURPOSELY TUSHED YOUR NAME TO THAT GUY,COS IF WE CHECK WELL YOUR NAME GO EITHER BE CHIDIMMA OR RUKIBA IF NO BE AWAWU.

bro it ain't a crime 2 go by ur english name.

magic10:
I am umar olayinka, schooling here in kano. Our culture here doesn't permit us to even talk to a lady unless third party is involved.. In most cases, a young gal of like 13yrs wt a phone will record all d discussion n actions n take it to their parent. I called this transparency.. Pls what do u call this over there?

madness

pocohantas:


the people that are creating all these ones you view...do they have two heads?
Be the Change you want.

thank u jareee. omo dadaa(correct pikin). tomorrow dem go dey blame heaven and earth wen dem never start with demselves

Ladies lie a lot.....many of them name suppose to be lynus

hilaomo:
I BET YOU PURPOSELY TUSHED YOUR NAME TO THAT GUY,COS IF WE CHECK WELL YOUR NAME GO EITHER BE CHIDIMMA OR RUKIBA IF NO BE AWAWU.

Emmanuella friends call me Nuella, that's it. U sound funny though.