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tosyne2much:
Most broke guys are quick to anger and attack ladies at any slight frustration. An average broke dude is a frustrated dude. Et al, Tosyne, 1600 BC

I know that most guys will have me hated for this write up but the truth is bitter they say

Take a bottle of yoyo bitters & sit on a coconut tree

Here I go

10 Things Broke Guys Often Say

1. I love my girl friend so much and she's the best lady that has ever come into my life.. Ask him why he loves her so much & he will say " she's not demanding at all" # e no go beta for brokeness #

2. If you send N100 recharge card to your girlfriend and she doesn't call you with at least N50, it implies she's using the credit to call other male admirers/suitors # God punish brokeness #

3. I'm contended with my torchlight phone because I'm not one of those using expensive phones just to impress ladies

4. When I become rich, I know so many ladies will be stalking me. I will bleep and dump them mercilessly

5 . Any lady who doesn't like my brokeness should go to hell because I can't kill myself

6. Any lady who loves me now that I'm broke is worthy of my ring as soon as I become rich

7. Money is not everything. I don't have money but no lady can make me feel less of myself

8. Ladies who turn me down now will regret when I become rich

9. I don't like ladies who point to expensive things when I take her to an eatery, at least courtesy demands she order for cheap thing 'cos she doesn't know the weight of my pocket

10. Ladies who run after rich dudes are mostly gold diggers



Written by : Tosyne2much

Guys Feel Free To Add Yours


Let Forming Begin & Bashing Begin

softysparky:
Bikonu make una pity this babe naaa. Jaybee don forgive am already.

Kassidy90:
U don av any right to insult us.....after all GEJ no gt shoe when he married PEJ

ochon:
I no do anything o. Plus I didn't see other comments before typing mine.

jaybee3:
How do you even come up with all these ridiclulous gibberish?



A well trained girl don’t go into relationships and starts making demands like it’s her freaking birth right. Most girls that demand as well as have a false sense of entitlement are always in the relationship for personal gains. We aren’t stupid



Why would you invest in something then be comfortable when dividends ain’t coming ya way? makes no damn sense



It’s perfectly reasonably for some rich folks not to embrace the foolishness that comes along with constant relentless pursuit of ever changing phone technology. So long as the phone can provide the basic functions that phones are meant to do then GBAM. At the end of the day wealthy folks don’t indulge in things that wouldn’t necessary ad zeros to their bank account. Invest Invest Invest


Yes money isn’t everything. Loyalty and trust which is very rare is

remember007:
broke as$ nigga$ every where

voltron:
Sooo true oooh.. when i was a broke nigga sex was like a lottery for me.. but 1 year after working.. i was breaking hearts left right and center ..

bellychiz:
How will this list help me get back with my boyfriend after a terrible breakup? And to think that February 14 is fasting approaching

biilwwu:
Everybody want to write 10 or 5 things, mostly proper research is not carry out.

tosyne2much:
No vex jawe my person.. Everything no fit dey perfect everytime.. You get ?

Odunharry:
softysparky sweerie....I am on my way home, is the food and everything set?

Champele:
But all of this is true,and im not broke.

Odunharry:
brokeness isnt permanent tosyne2much...just a temporary state of not holding cash.
No 4get u fit broke today,2mao u hammer

softysparky:
How much did you drop before going to work this morning?

ireneony:
broke guys be like

tosyne2much:
Most broke guys are quick to anger and attack ladies at any slight frustration. An average broke dude is a frustrated dude. Et al, Tosyne, 1600 BC

I know that most guys will have me hated for this write up but the truth is bitter they say

Take a bottle of yoyo bitters & sit on a coconut tree

Here I go

10 Things Broke Guys Often Say

1. I love my girl friend so much and she's the best lady that has ever come into my life.. Ask him why he loves her so much & he will say " she's not demanding at all" # e no go beta for brokeness #

2. If you send N100 recharge card to your girlfriend and she doesn't call you with at least N50, it implies she's using the credit to call other male admirers/suitors # God punish brokeness #

3. I'm contended with my torchlight phone because I'm not one of those using expensive phones just to impress ladies

4. When I become rich, I know so many ladies will be stalking me. I will bleep and dump them mercilessly

5 . Any lady who doesn't like my brokeness should go to hell because I can't kill myself

6. Any lady who loves me now that I'm broke is worthy of my ring as soon as I become rich

7. Money is not everything. I don't have money but no lady can make me feel less of myself

8. Ladies who turn me down now will regret when I become rich

9. I don't like ladies who point to expensive things when I take her to an eatery, at least courtesy demands she order for cheap thing 'cos she doesn't know the weight of my pocket

10. Ladies who run after rich dudes are mostly gold diggers



Written by : Tosyne2much

Guys Feel Free To Add Yours


Let Forming Begin & Bashing Begin

softysparky:
How much did you drop before going to work this morning?

ireneony:
broke guys be like

mikporch:
Ah ah must you comment?

softysparky:
Don't tell me you are broke cos I don't do broke guys.

tosyne2much:
This write-up does not give you the audacity to insult us

this is why I like tosyne2much