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Penboy:
@ tosyne2much

When you talk about "trying to get under a lady's pant", I don't understand o. Is it that there is space in between their pants that I can go under; the way I used to go under the table?

Please clarify me. Thanks!

roflwkmd

I think there's a space inbetween where you can slot ur joystick.. Hehehe

Abeg no quote me again ooooo

Tymax:
The funny thing is even if a guy does everything listed by Tosin, some ladies reading this list will fall for it willingly.

The list doesn't change much.

This doesn't stop bad guys from getting "in/into her pants" or "between the sheets with" her.

Disclaimer: I believe I am not a bad guy.

oooooh boi you be bad man.. My babe sef dey view this thread.. Chaiiiiii

tosyne2much:
oooooh boi you be bad man.. My babe sef dey view this thread.. Chaiiiiii

tosyne2much:
you hate me so tay you still even talk am say you hate me

agoadiv:
thank God my girl is not on nairaland
...the oda day I was reading out something DAT was posted here on NL n she was like WHICH SITE iS DAT? I told her nairaland n she wanted opening de forum, I quickly told her THIS PLACE IS BADDER DAN FACEBOOK, IT CAN FINISH ONE MONTH SUBSCRIPTION WITHIN TWO WEEKS,USE LINDA IKEJI BLOG RADA

chimerase2:
Op dis nt abt exposing guys dis ua write up is abt exposing kids who want to taste de forbidden fruit 4 de first time.
Mature guys dont do any of dos tins listed above, 4 example if i want to invite a certain gal to ma creek i will call and tell u wat u re cuming to dn cus no time i could even be naked waiting 4 her
So ma dear is a nice list tho

yemi2plus:
11. Talking from experience.

tosyne2much:
who is this bush man ? where you come from ?

Equado:
God bless you,na when I dey uni na I do those shiit,I stop doing d things mentioned in his list even before final year,experience z d greatest teacher!

chimerase2:
Op dis nt abt exposing guys dis ua write up is abt exposing kids who want to taste de forbidden fruit 4 de first time.
Mature guys dont do any of dos tins listed above, 4 example if i want to invite a certain gal to ma creek i will call and tell u wat u re cuming to dn cus no time i could even be naked waiting 4 her
So ma dear is a nice list tho

zick19:
No be so ooo, hw i go hate u na?? if i hate u, na red card be dat 4 me on NL, bt d fact is dat, u don too dey open guys yansh too much na, jez dey keep try keep some of our secrets na.... Peace!!!



#smoking_my_weed_jejely

Red card ke ? Abeg ooooooh... I neva reach dat level oooo

zick19:
lolz na tosyne go jez split u nd ur babe.....

tosyne2much:
First and foremost, I prostrate and sincerely apologize to all my guys for this write-up cos I know this is an eye opener for the ladies. Guys abeg make una no vex for Tosyne ooooo

Oooowkay, without much ado, let's get to business

These are the characters guys exhibit especially when trying to get laid either with their girlfriends or otherwise. Even if you have outgrown these characters, you must have one point in time exhibited them especially when MEN were BOYS

Just sit down, relax and don't be in a hurry to read

10 Characters Young Guys Exhibit When Trying To Get Under The Pant Of A Lady

1. He Tries To Hide his manhood
This really sounds funny. When he starts having erection, he tries to grab his pillow and stylishly uses it to block the region of his manhood mainly because he doesn't want to be seen as being desperate. It's just one of those signs

2. Smiling Sheepishly
YES an average is likely to smile sheepishly even when everything seems to be boring. You have both been talking and he has not been smiling and suddenly, he keeps smiling and trying to make fun out of something. That is one of those signs

3. Confusion
Confusion overwhelms him when thinking of how to start. He starts going in and out of the room for no reason. You might think he has something doing outside. * if I hear *

4. He Keeps Checking When The Movie Will end
Hahaha !!!! This is very hilarious. You are watching a movie on his laptop and when he sees that the movie is taking so long, he will start moving the cursor just to check when the movie will end

5. He doesn't want you to watch another movie
When the movie finally ends, joy overwhelms him because his prayers have been answered.. Hahaha !!! But when you try to watch another movie, eeehnnn !! If I hear say he gree, he might quickly shut down his laptop saying he wants to reserve the remaining battery

6. He stops talking
Someone who has been talking and making fun suddenly stops talking. Isn't that funny ? Hahaha.. He knows you are probably going to ask him why he's no more talking

7. Asking unnecessary Questions
When the fan or airconditioner is seriously blowing, this kind of question might pop up, hope you aint feeling heat sha ? **Ooooga we know what you are up to jhoooor **

8. Keeps Focusing on you
Someone that has not been focusing or starting suddenly starts gazing at you to the extent that you keep feeling uncomfortable, it's one of those signs

9. He asks when you are leaving
You have been with him for the past 3 hours and the moment you tell him you would be leaving soon, he starts begging to stay a little longer

10. Flattering You Unnecessarily
He is likely to flatter and praise you just to get what he wants. He will tell you you are the prettiest lady he has ever come across and that you are a wife material. ** if
I hear **

** Guys I sincerely apologize once again **

Writer: tosyne2muchhh !!!!

Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2015/02/10-characters-guys-exhibit-when-trying.html

tosyne2much:
Red card ke ? Abeg ooooooh... I neva reach dat level oooo

dstnd:
bro u got it all wrong...I don't have sex I make love more loving.and mind you I go straight to the point..














am just a poet

tosyne2much:
woooooow !!! How did you know that I forgot to italicize it ?

Piloeternity:
Op u are somehow right.... I've done that no 1 b4 I just used d chair pillow to cover my boxer, d tin no wan gree, na so i go wear anoda boxer!

jackpot:
so, Mike actually wanted to get into my pants the other day?

jackpot:
so, Mike actually wanted to get into my pants the other day?

Nneka123:
hmm! nice to know

AyokunleRuth:
hmmmm this is gonna be interesting

lemme climb ewedu tree to observe clearly



Nice one op