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a girl i had been admiring since 2014-11-5 till i finally asked her out on 26th December last year , she delayed the reply
n was like I WAS HEART BROKEN BY THE ONE I LOVED MOST,I CAN'T TRUST U' this made me feel so sad but i never lost hope,she has a sexy body,greatly endowed and this girl the formmmm...before she told me that she was hrt broken i had to take her out to a bar....she shakes her bombom wen she de waka for road ehhh!
she finally accepted me on 30january wen she saw i was serious to love with both cash n hrt



SUMMARY:::: i went to their house day bfor yesterday n dat was the first time cos she said her parents traveled n were gonna b bak on 10th(today)..she has a lil sis dat is 9years n am fond of her..i called her that i was on the road n she said OK..i went to their house,de sis opened door for me,immediately i stepped my foot in,i was greeted by SH!T SMELL in every corner of the house,it was so much bt i managed to stay,initially i thought twas her sis that mayb POO on her pant oo...little did i know dat my shody POO na im de smell so!
her sis told me IFEOMA IS IN THE TOILET LET ME GO AND CALL HER FOR YOU' mehn it dawn on me that na this girl the pollute this air oooo,quick quick,i tear race cos i was embarrassed n ashamed n i felt like vomiting... I NEVER KNEW A GIRL AS BEAUTIFUL AS IFEOMA DO SH!T SEF TALKLESS OF DE poo SMELLING....
FEAR GIRLS!

now i cnt even call her again cos am disappointed,i never knew girls also excret faeces..... gosh! n they shake that bombom like its only for servicing n lapdance....WHAT DO I DO NOW? WILL I EVEN HAVE THE MIND TO CHYKE ANOTHER GIRL??

PLS HELP

hahaha!!
you thought they were angels?

Ha ha ha?

You never knew pretty girls did droppings.
Wetin you think say den dey use the yansh do before?

Yeah, we poo, fart and menstruate too

Excuse us for being humans

What an _idiot! You didn't know she's human and passes out wastes like you do or your brain was blacked out momentarily at the point in time or you thought pretty girls fart and shiit smells like roses? Absolute stupidity!

Kids everywhere!

agoadiv:
a girl i had been admiring since 2014-11-5 till i finally asked her out on 26th December last year , she delayed the reply
n was like I WAS HEART BROKEN BY THE ONE I LOVED MOST,I CAN'T TRUST U' this made me feel so sad but i never lost hope,she has a sexy body,greatly endowed and this girl the formmmm...before she told me that she was hrt broken i had to take her out to a bar....she shakes her bombom wen she de waka for road ehhh!
she finally accepted me on 30january wen she saw i was serious to love with both cash n hrt



SUMMARY:::: i went to their house day bfor yesterday n dat was the first time cos she said her parents traveled n were gonna b bak on 10th(today)..she has a lil sis dat is 9years n am fond of her..i called her that i was on the road n she said OK..i went to their house,de sis opened door for me,immediately i stepped my foot in,i was greeted by SH!T SMELL in every corner of the house,it was so much bt i managed to stay,initially i thought twas her sis that mayb POO on her pant oo...little did i know dat my shody POO na im de smell so!
her sis told me IFEOMA IS IN THE TOILET LET ME GO AND CALL HER FOR YOU' mehn it dawn on me that na this girl the pollute this air oooo,quick quick,i tear race cos i was embarrassed n ashamed n i felt like vomiting... I NEVER KNEW A GIRL AS BEAUTIFUL AS IFEOMA DO SH!T SEF TALKLESS OF DE poo SMELLING....
FEAR GIRLS!

now i cnt even call her again cos am disappointed,i never knew girls also excret faeces..... gosh! n they shake that bombom like its only for servicing n lapdance....WHAT DO I DO NOW? WILL I EVEN HAVE THE MIND TO CHYKE ANOTHER GIRL??

PLS HELP

hahaha!! Tell anoda lie

Op, if I slap you eehh na inside that poo you go find yourself.

See waste of free mb

don't even know what to say cos even me am disappointed too don't even know what to say cos even me am disappointed too

MzNelly:
Yeah, we poo, fart and menstruate too

Excuse us for being humans

Don't mind him. He is a kid that doesn't understand anything. When he learns about biology in school, he will understand major functions of the body.

U go fear fear

Another mad patient again Seu.n it's high time you did something....

zick19:
Another mad patient again Seu.n it's high time you did something....

and English was murdered again

agoadiv:
and English was murdered again

Go school, you no gree go...... Hw u wan take knw correct english Olodo

Am I in a jokes section or romance?

@Op mine smells better

This is hilarious.

MzNelly:
Yeah, we poo, fart and menstruate too

Excuse us for being humans

r u pretty?

you guyz should reason with the OP lah. Some galz cn FORM. Some galz r fine to the extent that one will think, going to the toilet is a taboo for them. The fresh skin, the spotless face, the physique, the sonorous voice e.t.c, U will doubt they even MENstruate...
That's hw they r made. Galz go through a lot beneath them buh u will nvr knw cos the smiling face will cover it up. Shout out to all d female folks around d world.

and y'all believe this shit

OK op.. next!!!!

No...
they don't poo,they recycle waste.

LadyX:
Don't mind him. He is a kid that doesn't understand anything. When he learns about biology in school, he will understand major functions of the body.

But the way u form, I do think you dont have hole form bottom.

And the most disgusting thing is you open their legs. There Vir.gi.nal is so more disgusting than gutter.

Lol. You guys should time out of your lives for five minutes. It's hilarious. So,

dahreyM:
r u pretty?

Lol, naah

Yu are mad

who no de poo? abi coz say w bi galz?

Lunatic

Na one rm apartment she dey stay? Abi dia toilet dey near entrance door?

hotwax:
But the way u form, I do think you dont have hole form bottom.

And the most disgusting thing is you open their legs. There Vir.gi.nal is so more disgusting than gutter.

So you want us to neglect ourselves so that you prove we have hole, abi?

Why must you open their legs? Did someone hold a gun forcing you to open their legs?

Agybabe:
@Op mine smells better

This is hilarious.

See this one yansh!

Yeye dey smell for this thread