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koolet:
pooing in a toilet, squeezing their arse so the poop wont sound loud....
all girls does this.... even *pim* u wont hear esp when purging they would wonderfully control the situation but if na guyz oboi na the reverse oo

MzNelly:
Ten Strange Things All Women Has Done At Least Once

1. Laughed or coughed so hard when you’re on your period and more blood comes out.

2. When you think nobody is looking, you readjust your bra, stick your hand in, pull ‘em up one at a time, straighten the band and straps, and add an extra squeeze to make sure everything is in its place.

3. Sit in a strange position when farting, so the fart bubble does not go up the …..you know.

4. Open your mouth really wide while putting mascara on.

5. When you don’t have a pad around when you start your period…you fold up toilet paper, place in the middle of the underwear, struggle to pull up pants without dislodging the tissue, walk unnaturally so as not to mess up the paper….. Bloody shredded paper in your underwear when you get home.

6. Spending 30 minutes in front of the mirror trying to get the perfect “cat eye.”

7. That amazing back/stomach scratch when you take your bra off after a long day. Best feeling ever.

8. Indiscriminately checking any fellow female for a “period stain” who asks, regardless of who they are-even your worst enemy or someone you’ve never met before.

9. The period check. When you’re sitting down, you “accidentally” drop something and while you’re bending over to pick it up, you sneak a peek between your legs to make sure you’re not leaking.

10. Comment on this thread and say “Eww, I’ve never done that before”

I see y’all

Nice!

prelinctus:
Well, I presumed that leaving it like that would demean you and reduce your perceived high intellectual standards. Apparently, I was wrong. Luckily for you, everyone(mod inclusive) thinks the wrong one is the right one. Ciao

edozie04:
lols, murdified
Alhaja ur eyes sharp oo, two bottles for you and a plate of peppersoup

Toeyean1507:
see sure guy.I go prefer d plastic sef cos bottle nor dey full wella. I just love d bitter sweet taste+ pepper? OMG,u b real dude. chop knuckle

demelza:
I dont open my mouth when applying mascara jor! I am a badass professional.
As for the rest, gross!

koolet:
their arse is usually on vibration mode unlike guys we no send its always on GENERAL

dammywapes:
Ako e ti poju bi naeto c.

prelinctus:
Then mail the mod, and request it be left how it was ab initio.

prelinctus:
Well, I presumed that leaving it like that would demean you and reduce your perceived high intellectual standards. Apparently, I was wrong. Luckily for you, everyone(mod inclusive) thinks the wrong one is the right one. Ciao

DuchessLily:
oga ju ti Naeto c by far

dammywapes:
Who knows 'o de le ma dun bi asaro tan fepo si. I don mark your nick for nairaland. I go dey word you for evey thread.

MissMalia:
u dnt hate it as much as I do

Rich4god:
Guy go complete ur story na...

DuchessLily:
oyo 4 u, stop showing urself

dammywapes:
u re d one showing urself. miss carolina

DuchessLily:

dammywapes:
I guess you just getting up. Now i found your pic

DuchessLily:
found my pic? Where?? Dats a lie joorr!

flakzieb:
Ladies are wonderful creatures.