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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by missionmex(m): 8:57pm On Feb 18, 2015
My mum will slap her back, case close.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Nobody: 8:57pm On Feb 18, 2015
Slap my mother?? I send her on six months exile to her grandmother's village with haaarrd domestic labour to learn proper home training. She is not serious. Iv spent a lifetime with my mum without even pinching her and why would she even think of it. OP to imagine am dey even vex me...
***STORMS OUT OF THREAD WITH MY CUTLASS***

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by hazyfm1: 8:58pm On Feb 18, 2015
lol
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by hectorswag(m): 8:58pm On Feb 18, 2015
It can never happen, I can't even marry an aggressive wife. If in any case it does happen, i'll need to take her to see the doctor, must be some mental issues.

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Pray(m): 8:58pm On Feb 18, 2015
I will give her an award.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by saxwizard(m): 8:58pm On Feb 18, 2015
D last tin i wl joke wit is my mum..
If she try am ...i wl show her my true colour bt i wönt lay my hand on her

#TeamBMEL
Best mum eva liveth

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Tinyemeka(m): 8:58pm On Feb 18, 2015
BigBang666:
first of all I dont see this happening.... wifey isn't that kind.

but if for whatever reason it happens, then mama must have really done something really terrible to her.

I wont touch wifey (cos i never saw my dad lift a finger on mum), I wont even scold her, but will ask for two things.
(1) she apologize to me ...cos she just disrepected me, by not coming to me first with the problem
(2) then she can tell me what mama did to her, to warrant a slap... after which she must apologize for slapping her first

..then we can now think of resolving the issue.

should she refuse to comply with the above,... end of marriage! not even open for discussion.

Your mum might be a bit heartbroken.

No offence.

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by nekaa(f): 8:59pm On Feb 18, 2015
hbpeze:
I will join hand and flog the living hell out of my mum.more over my own mum prefers my younger sister and other people children to me.my wife did what was in my thought
Did you have a naming ceremony? I really want to know

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Nobody: 8:59pm On Feb 18, 2015
None of your business,
I can stil handle the issue personally (p-square)
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by akatonero(m): 8:59pm On Feb 18, 2015
Slap her for wetin now? No excuse ooooooooh she will go home and rest for a while
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by martineverest(m): 9:00pm On Feb 18, 2015
I just pity her,cos my mama physical strenght(an edo woman) is enoff to kill her.

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by olaboy001(m): 9:00pm On Feb 18, 2015
laraxxx:
“I would slap my wife back!" says one guy grin grin grin grin

This video is hilarious...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ175mmvAQA

... but what would YOU do if your wife SLAPS your Mama?
[b]OP, my wife slaps my mum, are they acting home video.

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by eminent007(m): 9:00pm On Feb 18, 2015
BigBang666:
first of all I dont see this happening.... wifey isn't that kind.

but if for whatever reason it happens, then mama must have really done something really terrible to her.

I wont touch wifey (cos i never saw my dad lift a finger on mum), I wont even scold her, but will ask for two things.
(1) she apologize to me ...cos she just disrepected me, by not coming to me first with the problem
(2) then she can tell me what mama did to her, to warrant a slap... after which she must apologize for slapping her first

..then we can now think of resolving the issue.

should she refuse to comply with the above,... end of marriage! not even open for discussion.



Hear! Hear!! Hear!!!
Here is a thinking and sensible fellow.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Nuezha(m): 9:01pm On Feb 18, 2015
laraxxx:
“I would slap my wife back!" says one guy grin grin grin grin

This video is hilarious...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ175mmvAQA

... but what would YOU do if your wife SLAPS your Mama?

It's even terrible to imagine it.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Adesege(m): 9:02pm On Feb 18, 2015
Seconded.

simpleseyi:
I am sure that if my wife tries that through the influence of ogbanje or mammy water spirit because I know my wife will never image that when she is in her right senses. If however, she does, I am very sure that I will be going to check on her everyday for about a month at the general hospital because that is where my mother will send her to. Mi oni iya osi (I don't have a mumu mother), you can ask iya Mukaila and iya Bose what my mother did to them in 1806 that lead to the Yoruba civil war.

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Pweetyradiance(f): 9:03pm On Feb 18, 2015
Hmmmmm my wife won't dare such and go Scot free, I swear I will make life miserable for d lady. she will regret eva knowing me,what a mess. *huh! I don forget say I no be man oh*

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Adesege(m): 9:03pm On Feb 18, 2015
Na seasonal movies maybe.

olaboy001:

[b]OP, my wife slaps my mum, are they acting home video.
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by eaccyboy(m): 9:03pm On Feb 18, 2015
I go 1st strow comot go smoke weed n drink for d 1st time..den go her mama place beat am well well..den we settle

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by biggmusty(m): 9:03pm On Feb 18, 2015
Crock ma gun nd gratata!!!...d b.itch is dead n gone cool

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by ditossyn(m): 9:03pm On Feb 18, 2015
I ll shoot her!........simple!!!!!!
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by olumite2014(m): 9:03pm On Feb 18, 2015
I will sue her to court,she will be accused,prosecuted,guilty and convicted of voluntary assault and public embarrasment. That should be 6 month imprisonment.

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by jerrymej(m): 9:04pm On Feb 18, 2015
ammyluv2002:
She will visit her grandmother in the village for at least 3 months.

You are right!
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Tymax(m): 9:04pm On Feb 18, 2015
She wouldn't even dare talk back at my mother whether in my presence or not.

I will respect her mom and she will respect mine. That's that.

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Adesege(m): 9:04pm On Feb 18, 2015
I see!
Pweetyradiance:
Hmmmmm my wife won't dare such and go Scot free, I swear I will make life miserable for d lady. she will regret eva knowing me,what a mess. *huh! I don forget say I no be man oh*
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by An2elect2(f): 9:04pm On Feb 18, 2015
hbpeze:
I will join hand and flog the living hell out of my mum.more over my own mum prefers my younger sister and other people children to me.my wife did what was in my thought

undecided
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by dljbd1(m): 9:05pm On Feb 18, 2015
It may be her last
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by iluvweed(m): 9:05pm On Feb 18, 2015
What if your MOM, sends hired assassins to kill her and the police caught them, and they confessed your mom sent them?....So many reasons your wife can slap your MOM.... grin grin grin

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Nobody: 9:05pm On Feb 18, 2015
If my "husband" slaps my Dad, heaven will fall that day! No joke!

AH! I will send that riffraff out of my house, what rubbish?! I can't even imagine it, I just might faint out of anger and confusion.

......Except my father was trying to kill him. Only then, will it make sense.

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Pweetyradiance(f): 9:05pm On Feb 18, 2015
Adesege:
I see!
what do you see?
Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Ricardo2400(m): 9:06pm On Feb 18, 2015
I would slap the ogbanje that made her do such out of her life, if she goes into coma, I'l continue when she wakes up...
...My mom!! For what!! If anybody pinches her self na punch be the next thing from me... ;DI

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Re: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Nobody: 9:07pm On Feb 18, 2015
hbpeze:
I will join hand and flog the living hell out of my mum.more over my own mum prefers my younger sister and other people children to me.my wife did what was in my thought


















Wait make I wash me eyes.


#isorite. #Continu.

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