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There are different Types Of Banks (girls) In
Nigeria:
1. A girl who asks for money all the time is
called
"Commercial Bank"
2. A girl who calls you for food always is
called
"Agricultural Development Bank"
3. A girl that uses your money to take care of
other
family
members is called "National
Investment Bank"
4. A girl who prefers to have sex after
marriage is
"Social Security Bank"
5. A girl who is very faithful to you is "Fidelity
Bank"
6. A girl who loves every available man is
"Access
Bank"
7. A girl who dates men from
different countries is "Intercontinental bank"
8. A girl who doesn't demand too much
money is
called "Micro Finance Bank"
9. Dating a woman older than you is called
"Union
Bank" or "Wema Bank"
10.A girl who is always faithful and
trustworthy to
her guy is called "Guaranty Trust Bank"
11.A girl who gets sexxed first night is called,
"First
bank"
12.A girl who uses all your money to buy
jewelries
is called "Diamond bank"
Ladies, which "Bank" Are You?
Guys, Which "Bank" Is Your
Girlfriend ?
BE HONEST and laugh...lol

wt abt ya g.f? @op

My own is zenith bank, nd its nt on d list

My gf is Enterprise bank

dahreyM:
wt abt ya g.f? @op

Guaranty Trust Bank

how many times does this wanna appear on front page

OP ! Emyben
oya define central bank

My GF is GTB but i always like acess bank






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Am piggy bank

My woman na Microsoft bank...
All her body get RECEPTACLES
I can't find it there...

Fidelity bank..











Change of mind..

A girl that comes over to pleasure you with steady bj and all sexual positions (basic and advanced) anytime you require her, and you give her 1k for transport when she's going Is called "Standard Chartered Bank"

I no even get G friend. Dash me one na.

number 12!

my dad is my boyfriend

4. 5. and 7

Gtbank

Lol very funny list
Though mine is not on that list

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FCMB

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nice one


mean while check out JEG and GMB rocking traditional attire

brb

lols... ma own na Guaranty trust bank.

My own na Access bank but mehn I come jump enter gurrantee bank oya is this front page

Sai Buhari Bank !!!

she deh house deh sleep






Guaranty trust Bank

Guaranty trust bank al d way.

hmmmm
na zenith bank oooo.
she always wanna be on top

While these tags are very funny and certainly make for hilarious reading, I must express my slight unease about the stereotypical way this post tends to portray women. And it is almost guaranteed to spark a similarly disparaging post about the male gender. Watch out for a "Hilarious Depiction of Nigerian Guys" by a female forum member.