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It looks awkward but holds water.
Even a teenager girl knows the way to getting a
guy to like her.

They're simple principles that when masterfully
applied yield results.


1. Tiny And Caring Telephone Voice: Hmm,
so common enh

2. Fake Bum & Butt: (A Mirage Always
Arouses One's Curiosity)

3. Crocodile Tears: Especially when She
needs assistance.

4. "Temporary" Good Manners (She begins
to form, I don't eat much, I'm watching my
weight. etc.Taaa! iffa hear! She can
consume large sizes of eba oo...)

5. Pre- arranged Vocabulary: She wants to
create a first good impression.

6. Exposed Cleavages (This one sha)

7. Cat walking

8. Dress code (Fitted clothes)

9. Hair style (The hairstyle that looks best
on her)

10. Intelligence and Smartness. ( When
she talks, you hear humility +
Wisdom...It's disturbing)
Guys are different from girls. What move girls
aren't what move guys.

Of course you know guys are moved by sight and
girls by words.

Most points listed here are sight- related.

Ladies, which are guilty of joor!

[color=maroon]They deceive us everday with make-up too.[/color]

None of this has work on me. I dont fully agree with number10 OP.

Thr eye extensions.....

Dey there naw

Fake bum is just the worst

Just like the gurl i saw,on ma way to work...i mean,she was padded like a padded Toyota Camry,she even tucked in her top on a transparent leggings & was looking like a Teletubby,everyone was virtually laughing at her,cocos all knew she was putting on a pad for her hips & butt.

In her mind "Guyz go trip die,am loaded & naturally endowed"

OP modify and put 'some guys' because it's not every guy those bitcheess can decieve

‪#‎BabaWhileYouWereGone‬

We have known that Tinubu's mouth stinks!

We known that Lai Muhammed is a Diaper wearing Grand Pa! And that his mouth stinks like gutter!

We known that Amaechi used to wear a tee shirt for 3 days!

We known that Tinubu is the single largest landlord in Africavia his corruption!

Documentaries were released on You and Tinubu,and people have seen more about your Draconian past and more about the corruption and stealing abilities of Tinubu!

Jonathan met with Youths in Lagos and guess what? He had a very beautiful welcome and I was there present!

Peter Ayo Fayose was visiting contract sites and in the process, he was hungry!, guess what? He ate at Iya Karimu's cantten!

APC has been silent,as FFK has been hitting them hard!!!

What else do you want me to tell you while you were gone?

So true.
Even jona too can be konjid

Me sef dey fp… . ooooshey

Frontpage material OP


March4buhari march28!!!!

That's why some guys prefer ashewo.
It's strictly biznes and they're always there for you.
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lol

thats why I might get married to an intelligent village damsel

kunlesehan:
That's why some guys prefer ashewo.

old school the word is now OLOSHO.

@Op,
Those things on your list can only be used to deceive gullible guys, not mature guys.

onyedikachukwue:
‪#‎BabaWhileYouWereGone‬

We have known that Tinubu's mouth stinks!

We known that Lai Muhammed is a Diaper wearing Grand Pa! And that his mouth stinks like gutter!

We known that Amaechi used to wear a tee shirt for 3 days!

We known that Tinubu is the single largest landlord in Africavia his corruption!

Documentaries were released on You and Tinubu,and people have seen more about your Draconian past and more about the corruption and stealing abilities of Tinubu!

Jonathan met with Youths in Lagos and guess what? He had a very beautiful welcome and I was there present!

Peter Ayo Fayose was visiting contract sites and in the process, he was hungry!, guess what? He ate at Iya Karimu's cantten!

APC has been silent,as FFK has been hitting them hard!!!

What else do you want me to tell you while you were gone?

mumu, how does this trash relate to the topic?

Why appearing on a front page twice a month? Rubbish

falconey:
old school the word is now OLOSHO.

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hmmmmm... so pidgin english can be corrected, anyway thank goodness u got my drift oga tisha.
so communication has been achieved. Smh

despite doing all dis to caught guys attention u go approach her,she go still dey form.....gurlz I hail o..

No weapon fashioned against me with all these points shall work for them..... I no like you bi say i no like you.

Lol

How is been intelligent and smart deceptive , op just say you're easily carried away.

1. Tiny voice
I don't fake my voice cos its naturally sexy and cool on fone

2. Fake bum
My bum is directly proportional to my body size, so I can't fake it else I'll look like an improper fraction

3.Crocodile tears
The only e place you can catch me crying is in church or at a funeral

4.Temporary good manners
I can't pretend especially when it comes to food, so no forming

5.Pre-arranged vocabulary
Like I said before, I can't pretend. *in Tuface's voice*,I say what's on my mind,I don't have time to edit

6.Exposed cleavages
Sometimes but the aim is not to deceive anyone

7.Cat walking
I'm a natural cat walker not minding my sexy bow-legs

8.Dress code
Anything I feel comfortable in.

9.Hair style
You don't expect me to wear what I don't look good in,do you?

10.Intelligence and smartness
These two qualities cannot be faked you know!n

Summary,I'm guilty of none!

I dey tell you @ op...hmmm..we leave everything for Oluwa.

You forgot to add the most painful of all:

11. Wearing sanitary pad when visiting a guy (especially a toaster) even when they are not flying the Russian flag.