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wristwatch:
It 's time u leave Orijin for malta guinness.

Too much of alcohol no good 4 health bro.

Congrats in advance. U will soon become sudden papa.

Call us for d naming ceremony after 9months

wristwatch:
this awesome story deserves Back Page

chimerase2:
Op contact dr kingtom for mife and meso mins3 in advance u would need it in future

i'ont fvckin undastnd wah u mean!!!!!

missberrypop5:
God bless u my dear.


Help me ask the troll.

fvck ya

Orijin101:
i'ont fvckin undastnd wah u mean!!!!!

KingTom:
He means I'm a gynecologist and he wants me to give you drugs for abortion

Dat kind thing no fit turn belle, so keep ur drugs

Orijin101:
Dat kind thing no fit turn belle, so keep ur drugs

KingTom:
Did you actually think I would give you drugs to kill an innocent child?

And you actually think i will take it from you if you offer me ?

Orijin101:
And you actually think i will take it from you if you offer me ?

jaykaylegend:
Hmmm. Orijin! Orijin!! Orijin!!! How many times i call you??

No vex, call me again make i count am

KingTom:
IlYou received orijin became intoxicated and fuucked your girl raw, my friend you'll accept used condoms from Chimerase2

used what

Orijin101:
No vex, call me again make i count am

Tallesty1:
Are you ok?


How can Orijin, A Brand of Beer get Drunk?

KingTom:
IlYou received orijin became intoxicated and fuucked your girl raw, my friend you'll accept used condoms from Chimerase2

Orijin101:
used what

Orijin101:
God sef know say na mistake, dat kind thing no fit turn pregnancy

chimerase2:
bia kingtom shy u no knw say dis tin fit enter FP and ma members fit see amu

KingTom:
Yes boss I know

chimerase2:
den why will u mention ma mins3 to an ilicit act dat is against ma calling as a man of god eh talk before I nakkked swear for u again

KingTom:
Now you wan naket yaself for man front? MOG does it mean you are now Ga.......,.

jaykaylegend:
olodo na three times!!

dajoaneke:
If you mix Origin & Ogogoro I swear the Origin go high. Wetin be origin when bros ogogoro dey tok. Abeggiii

bros, help me tell am ooo

KingTom:
Used condom

Holy ghost FIRE!!!!!!!!
Get behind me kingTom, no corrupt me abeg....
I don give my life to christ, you want make i collect am back abi ?

wristwatch:
After 1 month whey ur babe start dey vomit, U go know the real gist

you people sef funny, if babe dey vomit means say she don get belle nii?
It can be typhoid na

chimerase2:
bia kingtom shy u no knw say dis tin fit enter FP and ma members fit see amu

keep calm
Post like this no dey enter FP

Orijin101:
what do you mean by that ?

Orijin101:
[b] I'm having a melancholic feeling deep down inside me right now but i just have to tell it out here so as to receive some mind-cooling/brutal bashes from you guys.
I was home alone that boring friday evening and i decided to stay indoor because I've decided to turn a new leaf from drinking, fornicating and other sinful acts which i promised God that i won't indulge in anymore.
While listening to music alone in my room, i heard a knock on my door then as checked to see who was behind my closed door, Behold, it was my girlfriend with a bag in her hand. I embraced her with joy and she also gave me a lovely kiss which made me smiled as if i just received a credit alert in my bank account.
To cut the long story short, she entered, dropped her bag, went to the kitchen to get glass cups, i was just looking at her as she was acting her drama. She then finally settled down and brought out 3 Magnum, 2 big bottles of orijin and a wrap of suya(roasted meat) which she bought along the road and she filled both cups with Magnum and we started chilling together but i didn't take the drink at all, she then wrapped her hand over my neck and wanted to feed me with the drink and i rejected it, that was how she started nagging that i don't love her, i don't take her serious, I'm proud and all sort of things.
To satisfy her, i took it from her, asked for forgiveness in advance and drank it all due to frustration then i asked her that was she now satisfied? she jokingly said no, like play like play, she was feeding me and i was collecting it until i noticed that he who was in me at that moment was greater than he who is the real me.
We were chatting, playing, and laughing but she never knew i was already BUI (Behaving Under Influence) and it leads to a romance session, we started kissing and doing all sorts of romantic acts which we've never done before and she was also enjoying it, i didn't know when we landed on the bed and we started removing our clothes *some text missing* [/b]

Tallesty1:
Are you ok?


How can Orijin, A Brand of Beer get Drunk?

dajoaneke:
If you mix Origin & Ogogoro I swear the Origin go high. Wetin be origin when bros ogogoro dey tok. Abeggiii

stephenqueen:
finish the story jor b4 i wallop your head

Bros, no vex ooo i don forget as the rest take happen