D1ck:
All girls dick

But girls don't have d1cks. . Or am I ignorant?

Nneka123:
hehehe, thanks. oh yeah he got me on fleek, and i can't wait to feel him on fleek sef

Ipledge:
i don hang boot,such terrible situation where a 24yrs old footballer hang boot because of so many surgeries

sinizia:


Cc: TheDarkrebel

MzNelly:


Lol
You're not looking bad at all

Ishilove:
Burger01,

You know I'm not a poet.

I won't even declare undying love, heck no!! How can I declare undying love when we haven't even met??

But these words come straight from my heart.

There's something about you... I just can't put my finger on it.

Your comments have me chuckling giddily, like a teenager high on hormones. Lol

Did I tell you I'm sapiosexual? Yes baby, I am. I am attracted to intelligent men. You are so frigging intelligent...wtf!!

You are one of the reasons I login to Nairaland, and I follow you bumper to bumper... Bleep it, I stalk you!!

I have the biggest crush on you, mehn. There, I've said it.

In short, I send you die...

kinglahkay:


I swear my guy

missclasssy:
Naijaboiy please let the mods leave this thread on the top of the romance section homepage

Its there already.

I'm pretty sure other threads on the romance section will be deserted by now.

I pity anybody wey go dey create thread by now

April07:


jealousy

MzNelly:


Lol

Go jhoor

MizMyColi:


Here.....

KingTom:

***Dances Makossa***

aniwilz:

yea

KingTom:
Na winch wey dem be. Idiotic fools God go Run their life the way dem dey run Nairaland

kinglahkay:


I'm glue to you for now

KingTom:
Hmmmmm oya na

Blackett:
MzNelly and Nneka123

You two are the bravest ladies of the year to me. . .

To subject yourselves to a battle of psychological nerves is not an enviable, nor easy task, and I admire and appreciate the bravery and courage you have both chosen to display.



No matter the outcome of today's event, no matter who I choose, no matter what anyone else says, you two have won a special place in my heart, forever. . . And that's all that matters.

Godspeed to you both.

MzNelly:


Okay

April07:



Where are you?

Everything is possible..

Are you serious?

MzNelly:

MizMyColi:


What I do?

jacksparrow1207:


AMENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
jobless mofos

TheDarkRebel:
~ Lala247

Lemme post this first..


Gone through all of the verses...

• Twaci : Like I told you before, I liked your straightforwardness and simplicity. You remind me of the South-African writer- Athol Fugard. But what was lacking in your beautiful piece were Literary devices.. You put everything in the cooking pot but forgot to add Salt. Metaphors and similes are The backbone of any literary work... Kudos for your efforts anyway.. And I really like your d.p baby..call me



• Mirexx : OMG!! Like Farano my darling wife, have you been reading the Library of Alexandria? I'm really impressed.... ~ This was your opener...--
I am trying to place my thoughts and words on a
mortal vase, but none will be deep enough ...Bravo! This is really poetic and this is what's making Kendrick Lamar millions of dollars...
You even did ABAB rhyme scheme... You had decent metaphors.. - I love you baby.. Call me!


• Mzchinny - Hmmmmm... You took the Story-telling approach in expressing your feelings.. Exactly the way Nas does it. The only fault I found was your lack of literary devices..You relied solely on painting a picture with your words but you could have done it figuratively.. No one would mind if you called him your Suya meat or your #20 Akara or Aso-ebi , as long as its a metaphor . .
I did see a Paradox though and I thought it was splendid.. --
~don't care whether you're a player
I need no wise words from a soothsayer.
I love you with all your [b[ perfect imperfections [/b]
I want you to be my ride or die lover... Wonderful!! ... Call me baby


• Dimple : ...My Indian biatch made me proud.. She capitalised on her man's weakness.. Every man's weakness is a woman.(I mean if a woman start speaking seductively..I don't know about you.. But I'd get aroused and grab her one time..) That's what she did..she went in raw the way guys would like it...I don't know if the poem of lust is yours but it was unfuckwitable... and remember to put a Bindi on your forehead


Rozzay : My beautiful Rozzay. The sleek mermaid with golden hair and the type of ass that gives Rokiatu a run for her money . you did totally great. BANG !!!!!!!!
Like Mzchinny, you took the storytelling approach..little literary devices here and there.. But your descriptive prowess did it for you. Reading Your lines were a Don de Marco moment.


• More reviews coming before the 3 winners are announced

naijaboiy:

Its there already.

I'm pretty sure other threads on the romance section will be deserted by now.

I pity anybody wey go dey create thread by now

KingTom:
Amin

brito:








Wow! I can't believe my eyes, so u can be this nice?

kinglahkay:


no go do yo job

cause no be me go help you ring her hole

naijaboiy:

i'll open another thread

You and this your brown tooth sha

naijaboiy:

Drop it!

I hope donkelz is present to witness this

KingTom:
Nice tongue

kinglahkay:

why the sad face princess?