ELECTION

They do this

profojah:
Make I book space, incase

WTF!!!!

That's a really horrible pic

Twaci:


4. Hateful attitude.
He sits beside u and u frown your face. You pass him and his friends and say hi to them all except him. You create the illusion that u don't like him...while u wither all up inside when u hear his voice. (NLand girls do this a lot )

Yes they do don't they?

They know they want some of that CityNG DNA sample but they still form disinterest

bankyblue:
How wil this incresae GEJ vote?

Anyway, sa BABA

FATHER!!! For every ENUGU that wants to draw me away from my destiny, please raise a KANO against them... Oya pray!!!!

Guilty

I wonder if theres any girl out there seeking for my hard,strong,firm, attention

Twaci:
This election has gotten everyone's nerves all tuned up, so lemme lighten the atmosphere with these crazy things girls do to get a guy's attention.

Here we go:

1. Sucking in of tummy.
Girls, how many of you will say u have not done this? Even subconsciously? You are walking down the street with your friends and you see this very cute guy with his peeps and all of a sudden, u push your tummy in and push ur chest out.....and catwalk. Don't lie, we all do it.

2. Asking for stupid favours on a regular basis.
"Um, can u help me with your pen?" You have about three pens in your purse and might not even need it in the class, but just to get his attention, out of all your friends around u, you tap him gently and in the sweetest voice possible ask for his pen. Not just pen. You ask for salt, help with the light bulb, his book.....even broom sef!

3. Going against his opinions in a open conversation.
Even I am guilty of this . In an open conversation in class or group hangout, he says something and u immediately go against it vehemently. You wan form say you get your own opinions....in other words, independent and we all know guys love Independent women, don't we?

4. Hateful attitude.
He sits beside u and u frown your face. You pass him and his friends and say hi to them all except him. You create the illusion that u don't like him...while u wither all up inside when u hear his voice. (NLand girls do this a lot )

5. Phonetics.
U immediately switch to phonetics whenever he is around. U talk through your nose, forming oral english teacher just to create the impression that u are classy. Most times, it all turns up fake and funny as it would seem u are talking through your nose. "Puh-lease car-n yuh jas be ya-self?".

6. Bumping into him.
Classic move, never goes wrong. You see this cute yummy-looking guy walking your way, u 'accidentally' bump into him and fall. "Oh! Am sorry dear. Are u okay?". In the sweetest voice and brightest smile, "Yeah, thanks....". According to movies, that always leave a lasting impression. Guys does it?

That's all I have dearies. Lets hear yours

And Number 7. Creating a Romance topic on Nairaland just to give this impression of been romantic and also to get attention

Twerk, Twerk, Twerk!!

The only way I can have an Ere.ction sorry Attention.

1. Is too funny .. Girls actually do that

Mayor21:

Happy birthday swt hrt

thanks!

Nneka123:
Hmm

1.) only girls with big tummy do that, if you have a flat tummy, you got no wahala

2.) ok I do this, if only I just wanna be silly I don't ask for salt and bulb

3.)

4.)

5.) ok no!
6.) tah! Who does that

you're cute n you've got mail

Nneka123:
Hmm

1.) only girls with big tummy do that, if you have a flat tummy, you got no wahala

2.) ok I do this, if only I just wanna be silly I don't ask for salt and bulb

3.)

4.)

5.) ok no!
6.) tah! Who does that

......I just showed my mum ur pix now....she said I should compliment ur beauty on her behalf..........Nneka Wuuworld's mum loves u.

Nneka123:
thanks!

Happy birthday sweetheart.......many more years of God's blessings......bigger u I pray.........cheers!!!

Wuuworld:
Happy birthday sweetheart.......many more years of God's blessings......bigger u I pray.........cheers!!!

lol thanks. It was yesterday

Wuuworld:
......I just showed my mum ur pix now....she said I should compliment ur beauty on her behalf..........Nneka Wuuworld's mum loves u.

your mum kwa? okay

Wuuworld:
......I just showed my mum ur pix now....she said I should compliment ur beauty on her behalf..........Nneka Wuuworld's mum loves u.

Not hating.... but your desperation is appalling.

Nneka123:
lol thanks. It was yesterday your mum kwa? okay

yea my mum...

Ravenwolf:


Not hating.... but your desperation is appalling.

.......God!!! Who opened the cage for u again!!!!!!!!!!!...please dodge ur head....amebo.

Wuuworld:
.......God!!! Who opened the cage for u again!!!!!!!!!!!...please dodge ur head....amebo.

Well I thought I was wrong with my estimation.... but here you come proving it.

my gal told me she was pregnant... i had her attention for 2 months...until she said she wasnt...

nw she is my ex...

Twaci:
This election has gotten everyone's nerves all tuned up, so lemme lighten the atmosphere with these crazy things girls do to get a guy's attention.

Here we go:

1. Sucking in of tummy.
Girls, how many of you will say u have not done this? Even subconsciously? You are walking down the street with your friends and you see this very cute guy with his peeps and all of a sudden, u push your tummy in and push ur chest out.....and catwalk. Don't lie, we all do it.

2. Asking for stupid favours on a regular basis.
"Um, can u help me with your pen?" You have about three pens in your purse and might not even need it in the class, but just to get his attention, out of all your friends around u, you tap him gently and in the sweetest voice possible ask for his pen. Not just pen. You ask for salt, help with the light bulb, his book.....even broom sef!

3. Going against his opinions in a open conversation.
Even I am guilty of this . In an open conversation in class or group hangout, he says something and u immediately go against it vehemently. You wan form say you get your own opinions....in other words, independent and we all know guys love Independent women, don't we?

4. Hateful attitude.
He sits beside u and u frown your face. You pass him and his friends and say hi to them all except him. You create the illusion that u don't like him...while u wither all up inside when u hear his voice. (NLand girls do this a lot )

5. Phonetics.
U immediately switch to phonetics whenever he is around. U talk through your nose, forming oral english teacher just to create the impression that u are classy. Most times, it all turns up fake and funny as it would seem u are talking through your nose. "Puh-lease car-n yuh jas be ya-self?".

6. Bumping into him.
Classic move, never goes wrong. You see this cute yummy-looking guy walking your way, u 'accidentally' bump into him and fall. "Oh! Am sorry dear. Are u okay?". In the sweetest voice and brightest smile, "Yeah, thanks....". According to movies, that always leave a lasting impression. Guys does it?

That's all I have dearies. Lets hear yours

u b small girl

bankyblue:
How wil this incresae GEJ vote?

Anyway, sa BABA

There writer Said you should laff small before tension skin ur head for u.... Anyways buhari noni

bankyblue:
How wil this incresae GEJ vote?

Anyway, sa BABA

The writer Said you should laff small before tension skin ur head for u.... Anyways buhari noni

arcbay:
I think No. 6 only works in movies... With the kinda weight most naija ladies posses, bumping into a guy with ur 120kg weight fit cause wahala o... God help you, make d guy trip, fall n faint!!!

LMAO

Bros u wiked ohh, Now u re making me feel like an heavy duty

Nneka123:
Hmm

1.) only girls with big tummy do that, if you have a flat tummy, you got no wahala

2.) ok I do this, if only I just wanna be silly I don't ask for salt and bulb

3.)

4.)

5.) ok no!
6.) tah! Who does that

u av done all, remember the first day u saw me

Said 2 me,r u alwys dis quiet?b4 I culd say a word,she jumped down ma throat n said enyways u buying my launch.

Twaci I need your help please

wat of if the guys does not liker the babe sha.......

WARRIBLOOD:
Twaci I need your help please

Goodmorning . At your service

Gals wit dis dia unique life style sha! Bt u sef don do at least 4 of dem to mi b4.... Lols

Twaci:
This election has gotten everyone's nerves all tuned up, so lemme lighten the atmosphere with these crazy things girls do to get a guy's attention.

Here we go:

1. Sucking in of tummy.
Girls, how many of you will say u have not done this? Even subconsciously? You are walking down the street with your friends and you see this very cute guy with his peeps and all of a sudden, u push your tummy in and push ur chest out.....and catwalk. Don't lie, we all do it.

2. Asking for stupid favours on a regular basis.
"Um, can u help me with your pen?" You have about three pens in your purse and might not even need it in the class, but just to get his attention, out of all your friends around u, you tap him gently and in the sweetest voice possible ask for his pen. Not just pen. You ask for salt, help with the light bulb, his book.....even broom sef!

3. Going against his opinions in a open conversation.
Even I am guilty of this . In an open conversation in class or group hangout, he says something and u immediately go against it vehemently. You wan form say you get your own opinions....in other words, independent and we all know guys love Independent women, don't we?

4. Hateful attitude.
He sits beside u and u frown your face. You pass him and his friends and say hi to them all except him. You create the illusion that u don't like him...while u wither all up inside when u hear his voice. (NLand girls do this a lot )

5. Phonetics.
U immediately switch to phonetics whenever he is around. U talk through your nose, forming oral english teacher just to create the impression that u are classy. Most times, it all turns up fake and funny as it would seem u are talking through your nose. "Puh-lease car-n yuh jas be ya-self?".

6. Bumping into him.
Classic move, never goes wrong. You see this cute yummy-looking guy walking your way, u 'accidentally' bump into him and fall. "Oh! Am sorry dear. Are u okay?". In the sweetest voice and brightest smile, "Yeah, thanks....". According to movies, that always leave a lasting impression. Guys does it?

That's all I have dearies. Lets hear yours

when such girls come across innocent guys like me, the following reactions are how overcome their temptation:
1. sucking in of tommy: here, to avoid the mind processing what the eye pictures, we rather look unto God by reading our bible, when those girls cat walk and retract their pot belly.
2. Asking for stupid favour on regular basis: when u ask us for favour more than twice, we will begin to see u as a wave (disturbance). we rather change our position or perhaps, leave vicinity completely.
3. Going against his opinion in an open conversation is actually out of the game. most ladies do not know this that u will create a wrong impression in the guy, instead of your targeted reason for doing that. when u do that to us, we will avoid u. we don't like being opposed.
4. when u behave like u hate us, we go reciprocate am with our attitude towards u. Newton 3rd law of motion states that "to every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction".
5. change phonetics because of us, we go use ehn... frustrate u.
6. when u bump into us, we either dodge u or jump u pass.