mhyra:
Haha! I do none except all ..
but like seriously? Naaaaaaaah, i dont take any effort in gettin a guy's attention. It just happens.

Twaci:
This election has gotten everyone's nerves all tuned up, so lemme lighten the atmosphere with these crazy things girls do to get a guy's attention.

Here we go:

3. Going against his opinions in a open conversation.
Even I am guilty of this . In an open conversation in class or group hangout, he says something and u immediately go against it vehemently. You wan form say you get your own opinions....in other words, independent and we all know guys love Independent women, don't we?

4. Hateful attitude.
He sits beside u and u frown your face. You pass him and his friends and say hi to them all except him. You create the illusion that u don't like him...while u wither all up inside when u hear his voice. (NLand girls do this a lot )

Godvilla:
U're naturally beautiful with a dark spot on ur cheek... Definately, u don't have to force it!!!

mhyra:
oh, thankies dear

Twaci:
Goodmorning . At your service

bankyblue:
How wil this incresae GEJ vote?

Anyway, sa BABA

Twaci:
This election has gotten everyone's nerves all tuned up, so lemme lighten the atmosphere with these crazy things girls do to get a guy's attention.

Here we go:

1. Sucking in of tummy.
Girls, how many of you will say u have not done this? Even subconsciously? You are walking down the street with your friends and you see this very cute guy with his peeps and all of a sudden, u push your tummy in and push ur chest out.....and catwalk. Don't lie, we all do it.

2. Asking for stupid favours on a regular basis.
"Um, can u help me with your pen?" You have about three pens in your purse and might not even need it in the class, but just to get his attention, out of all your friends around u, you tap him gently and in the sweetest voice possible ask for his pen. Not just pen. You ask for salt, help with the light bulb, his book.....even broom sef!

3. Going against his opinions in a open conversation.
Even I am guilty of this . In an open conversation in class or group hangout, he says something and u immediately go against it vehemently. You wan form say you get your own opinions....in other words, independent and we all know guys love Independent women, don't we?

4. Hateful attitude.
He sits beside u and u frown your face. You pass him and his friends and say hi to them all except him. You create the illusion that u don't like him...while u wither all up inside when u hear his voice. (NLand girls do this a lot )

5. Phonetics.
U immediately switch to phonetics whenever he is around. U talk through your nose, forming oral english teacher just to create the impression that u are classy. Most times, it all turns up fake and funny as it would seem u are talking through your nose. "Puh-lease car-n yuh jas be ya-self?".

6. Bumping into him.
Classic move, never goes wrong. You see this cute yummy-looking guy walking your way, u 'accidentally' bump into him and fall. "Oh! Am sorry dear. Are u okay?". In the sweetest voice and brightest smile, "Yeah, thanks....". According to movies, that always leave a lasting impression. Guys does it?

That's all I have dearies. Lets hear yours

Twaci:
Goodmorning . At your service

cozy7:
Forget increasing anything, your GEJ is going

mhyra:
oh, thankies dear

unamama:

when such girls come across innocent guys like me, the following reactions are how overcome their temptation:
1. sucking in of tommy: here, to avoid the mind processing what the eye pictures, we rather look unto God by reading our bible, when those girls cat walk and retract their pot belly.
2. Asking for stupid favour on regular basis: when u ask us for favour more than twice, we will begin to see u as a wave (disturbance). we rather change our position or perhaps, leave vicinity completely.
3. Going against his opinion in an open conversation is actually out of the game. most ladies do not know this that u will create a wrong impression in the guy, instead of your targeted reason for doing that. when u do that to us, we will avoid u. we don't like being opposed.
4. when u behave like u hate us, we go reciprocate am with our attitude towards u. Newton 3rd law of motion states that "to every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction".
5. change phonetics because of us, we go use ehn... frustrate u.
6. when u bump into us, we either dodge u or jump u pass.

Twaci:
This election has gotten everyone's nerves all tuned up, so lemme lighten the atmosphere with these crazy things girls do to get a guy's attention.

Here we go:

1. Sucking in of tummy.
Girls, how many of you will say u have not done this? Even subconsciously? You are walking down the street with your friends and you see this very cute guy with his peeps and all of a sudden, u push your tummy in and push ur chest out.....and catwalk. Don't lie, we all do it.

2. Asking for stupid favours on a regular basis.
"Um, can u help me with your pen?" You have about three pens in your purse and might not even need it in the class, but just to get his attention, out of all your friends around u, you tap him gently and in the sweetest voice possible ask for his pen. Not just pen. You ask for salt, help with the light bulb, his book.....even broom sef!

3. Going against his opinions in a open conversation.
Even I am guilty of this . In an open conversation in class or group hangout, he says something and u immediately go against it vehemently. You wan form say you get your own opinions....in other words, independent and we all know guys love Independent women, don't we?

4. Hateful attitude.
He sits beside u and u frown your face. You pass him and his friends and say hi to them all except him. You create the illusion that u don't like him...while u wither all up inside when u hear his voice. (NLand girls do this a lot )

5. Phonetics.
U immediately switch to phonetics whenever he is around. U talk through your nose, forming oral english teacher just to create the impression that u are classy. Most times, it all turns up fake and funny as it would seem u are talking through your nose. "Puh-lease car-n yuh jas be ya-self?".

6. Bumping into him.
Classic move, never goes wrong. You see this cute yummy-looking guy walking your way, u 'accidentally' bump into him and fall. "Oh! Am sorry dear. Are u okay?". In the sweetest voice and brightest smile, "Yeah, thanks....". According to movies, that always leave a lasting impression. Guys does it?

That's all I have dearies. Lets hear yours

justmag:
7) twerk
8. Ask for phone credit
9) ask questions like "have you seen this movie?"

ivyT:




For ur side abi?

bankyblue:


@mhyra @godvilla hmmmm make he na call me if the thing later work out o #toasting things

Lol
abeg ooo.... Dnt implicate me

cutieberie1:
lol....no comments

Twaci:
Lol! That's what am here for.

This hate attitude u ladies exhibit ... Why do u do this... As in... It's so misleading even after the greenlights..u go just suddenly frown face d moment u spot him walking towards u... ...

Secondly..
Picture this scene..
I met a lady d day before yesterday.
I saw her today and walked up to her..
And
Me :: hello
She :: **starring at me blankly like she couldn't recall my face**
Me :: dont tell me u v forgotten my face..**smiling**
She :: still starring blankly...**face expression like this **
Me :: owk, owk... I was d guy u met d day before yesterday at so so so place..
She :: ohhh... Now I remember..
Me :: in my mind , I be like ** taah, iffa hear, u wan dey form for me abi..**

End of discussion...

Peezynoni:
she's guilty of one I guess