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Hey! Wait, we all know ladies have so many weird habit that guys find funny or confusing. Although, some are a little exaggerated, but some are actually true.


Let's look at some funny & weird things that for some reason, turned into OUR everyday girly habit. (if not all of us atleast 60% of us).


1) We arrange things into the right place and then we forget where the right place was.

2) When we look at our selves in the mirror, we often think: "It would ve gr8 to have a picture taken in this position"

3) We do take picture anywhere, anytime not minding what people would think of us. (We take pictures in the car, while walking on the street, when we wake up @ night, immediately we leave the bathroom, while eating in the church nd so many funny places) lol

4) We set our alarm for 10 minutes earlier than needed and oversleep anyway.

5) We throw our phone into our big purse and then spasmodically, look for it and can't find it when it rings. Lmao.

6) When we're in a hurry, we look for our cap which is right on our head.....simetimes keys that we had in our hands just couple of second ago.

7) When we look for stuffs around the house, we secretly which those things have a ringing tune.

We definitely need to check out how we look in the mirror before hitting the ourtside world.

9) It's okay for us to dance with other women without thinking that we're ∵gay∵ but when we see two men dancing together, we quickly start having second thoughts.

10) We always have nothing to wear, even if our wardrobe is overloaded with colourful dresses.

11) We often feel insecure about our breast size.

12) Our walking posture changes from catwalk to zig zag or from zig zag to catwalk nd we raise our chin high when we're about to pass through where so many guys are. #just like ggrin#

13) We always carry big purse or bag full of stuff that we never use, but we always think we would need them some day.

14) We always apply mascara with an open mouth and if we ever attempt to shut it up, we always mess up nd get the mascara stain.

15) We have a special look nd voice tune assigned to every call we make. it's either disgusting, happy, angry, innocent or normal.

16) We brush our hair before going to bed.

17) We are never satisfied, no matter how beautiful we look.

18) Sometimes we fake pleasure, because our man faked the pre-intimacy.

19) We think all beer tastes thesame

20) We dress up nicely and apply make up to go grocery shopping, empty the garbage or even to just answer the phone.

21) When we use a map we need to turn into the direction we so desire even if it's not the right way.

22) When we say to a guy "well....nothing....", we mean an entirely different thing.

23) We're never wrong we wait for men to take initiative and apologize.

24) When we cry we would love some one to see it and offer us a cuddle.

25) When we go on a 2 day trip we usually pack over 8 outfits, just incase we will hesitate about what to wear.

26) We don't always keep to time cos of make up session and all when going for a date.

27) Some of us cry while watching a tragic movie.

28) We crush on our best actor in a movie.

29) Some of us have 50 different items in our bathroom or make up shelve which men would hardly identify.

30) In entertainnent, while men are seeking the escape from reality, we ladies on the other hand, look fo stuff that reminds us about the real life. Lol.

Weird isn't it?......I hope u find this facts interesting and I hope that I could make u smile. If no.....m sorry, I would try better next time. ToOoOdles

On point! Nice writeup dearie

Twaci:
On point! Nice writeup dearie

Thanks

Some true, some I can't relate.

30) In entertainnent m, while men are seeking the escape from reality, we ladies on the other hand, look fo stuff that reminds us about the real life. Lol.

fücking sure about this

I do all except 19,21,27,28

Lmao! @no18

So so true... Save for a few

You made me smile

Lol.. not all tho.. number 3.6.10.12.25.. do them on a major scale

lagmostkuit:
You made me smile

Aww! I'm happy about it.

Would try to make u laugh next time

lagmostkuit:
You made me smile

Which are you complicit of

lanicky:
Aww! I'm happy about it.

Would try to make u laugh next time

Okay..

ronald4lif:
Which are you complicit of

2,7,9,12,14,25 and 30... those are d major ones

can't stop laughing.

Hogwash of truckload.

Hmmmmmm.......

dharay99:
plz my guys should open a counter thread so dez ladies will know wah dey are missing.


We tha real deal..

Counter thread for what!?! *shrugs* well.

This is just mere hypothesis,they is nothing fun here [/size]

Hmmmm...in. *Jega's voice* Reslly?

I am soo number 10.

I never have clothes to wear even when 4 boxes are opened.

Damn it! these attributes are so many, I can't them all you know....

lol...especially no 10...*guilty*

what makes it funny then


since yah believe guys doesn't know about it

So guilty of No1.
Been looking for my phone for almost 2 weeks now.....
I'm still convincing myself my brain still works

Guilty of Nos 4,7,9,10,13,22,25,27,29...29 rily does baffle me(I don't even knw hw 2 mk up n rarely use it(mk up) ,buh i've amassed more mk up stuff dan ppl who actually mk up on daily basis)

10) We always have nothing to wear, even if our wardrobe is overloaded with colourful dresses.


12) Our walking posture changes from catwalk to zig zag or from zig zag to catwalk nd we raise our chin high when we're about to pass through where so many guys are.

13) We always carry big purse or bag full of stuff that we never use, but we always think we would need them some day.

14) We always apply mascara with an open mouth and if we ever attempt to shut it up, we always mess up nd get the mascara stain.

15) We have a special look nd voice tune assigned to every call we make. it's either disgusting, happy, angry, innocent or normal.


17) We are never satisfied, no matter how beautiful we look

20) We dress up nicely and apply make up to go grocery shopping, empty the garbage or even to just answer the phone.

21) When we use a map we need to turn into the direction we so desire even if it's not the right way.

22) When we say to a guy "well....nothing....", we mean an entirely different thing.

23) We're never wrong we wait for men to take initiative and apologize.

24) When we cry we would love some one to see it and offer us a cuddle.

25) When we go on a 2 day trip we usually pack over 8 outfits, just incase we will hesitate about what to wear.

26) We don't always keep to time cos of make up session and all when going for a date.

27) Some of us cry while watching a tragic movie.

28) We crush on our best actor in a movie.

29) Some of us have 50 different items in our bathroom or make up shelve which men would hardly identify.

30) In entertainnent m, while men are seeking the escape from reality, we ladies on the other hand, look fo stuff that reminds us about the real life. Lol.

Weird isn't it?......I hope u find this facts interesting and I hope that I could make u smile. If no.....m sorry, I would try better next time. ToOoOdles[/quote]