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A certain man, Haruna Lawal landed on the hospital bed after having fun with a commercial sex worker in Ejigbo area of Lagos without paying.

Lawal had gone to a red light zone after reading online that the National Association of Nigerian Prostitutes had declared a three-day free sex promo to celebrate the victory of Gen. Muhammadu Buhari of the APC in the just concluded presidential poll.

DAILY POST gathered that Lawal, after having rounds of fun with the sex hawker all through the night, zipped up the following morning and thanked her for ‘driving him very well’.


Problem erupted when the lady demanded for her pay and Lawal reminded her of the ongoing promo announced by the association.

Angered by his submission, the lady whose name was given as Emmanuella strangled Lawal on his neck and demanded to for her pay.

“In the process of the struggle, Lawal slapped the lady and that attracted the attention of other prostitutes in the place who pounced on him and gave him the beaten of his life.
http://dailypost.ng/2015/04/02/free-sex-for-buhari-man-beaten-to-coma-after-refusing-to-pay-prostitute/

Lol

Liars everywhere you look will the change adminstration run on lies......only time will tell.......we are watching

Loooool

This is what we call 'bad s*x'

Funny, I laughed my ribs out.

Prostitutes just like GEJ promised and failed........ Make I go find trouble 2mao

:Dthe man must have been moaning 'SAI Buhari' all through

.....watching this their CHANGE on my big 50*40 inches plasma tv

[color=#808000]We Nairaland Association of Late Cumers, NALC [est 2013 for vision 2020. Motto: Say no to 3 mins indomie sex]

hereby declare free sex for the females in this forum, 18 years and above
Promo runs till Easter Sunday when Christ has cüm again

Don't let this opportunity pass you by
GRAB YOUR MALE COPY NOW!!!!

Signed:
Ooh Mpa, President and only member [/color]

This man won't get an £rection for the next 10 years.

Hahhahahahahaha....

Na Satan go punish am. You think say e easy make girl open her toto make you dey fire am? And she no go come collect anything?
The last time I checked, Buhari never promised to reimburse ashies.

Greenmoney

After reading Lalasticlala's thread on here about National Association of Nigerian Prostitute (NANP) where they congratulate General Buhari's emergence as the President-Elect on Wednesday and declared free s'ex nationwide I decided to go to Small Kuramo @ Jakande to have a share of the free puna but to my surprise I was denied the stuff by many of these girls. I told them I want free puna for the celebration but the refused.. They said "money for hand back for ground", nobody tell me before I ranned back home vexed.

This is unfair oh!

Na God save you. The story of your death for enter nairaland and I
Trust nairalanders, they enthusiastically write RIP.

This is so funny

see wetin nairaland dey cause ba! all these vaseline crew and their problem

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The man get luck say no be for waffi he fuccck ashawo no pay . SmartChoices come here o.Kon c wetin osho free dey cause.

Await such news around the country some men mumu no follow

and to think i almost went there tonight to benefit from the promo.

The only diff btw this story and mine would be the name and location.

Lmao. The guy na compound fool.

Hahahaha
Lwkmh
Nothing wey person no go read...hear.

Lmao
Guy dey look for free ponma

lalasticlala:
Hahahaha
Lwkmh
Nothing wey person no go read...hear.

Lala pls do the needful abeg.
To avoid more casualties

LMAO..

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After reading lalasticlala thread .

It is highly insulting to ascribe this uncalled-for event to the person of the General.


Mr H. Lawal, you are O.Y.O





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