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Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by Truckpusher(op): 11:00pm On Apr 07, 2015
KingTom:
Anything wey you talk I go do abeg grin
*clears throat*


Bring rat wey get white bear bear

Bring one blind mosquito

Bring a one barren cockroach

And the pubic hair of a Nigerian girl that has never lied before to her boyfriend. grin

With these items we will appease the gods to release you from the stranglehold of the spirit of woman wrappering. grin
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by danbrowndmf(m): 11:01pm On Apr 07, 2015
Krystalxxx:
Well that's actually very nice.
tnx. older ladies are kind of more mature


Nyc Dp.
You look like my only sis.cheesy
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by Truckpusher(op): 11:01pm On Apr 07, 2015
VickyRotex:
Huuummm!!!
If you dont blame him, you shouldn't blame ladies who lie about it too, cos they might have numerous reasons why they choose to lie about their age.
He didn't lie ,he refused to talk about it and that's two different thing.

Abi you dun dey read my comment upside down? cheesy
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by InZA: 11:02pm On Apr 07, 2015
standd:
cheesy grin cheesy

My age got stuck at 21 since 2011 grin Not my fault though, it is the economic situation of the country. How do you expect me to get jobs at MT coys that ask for 18-25 years old B.Sc olders with 12 years Post NYSC experience undecided

As for boys, I don't lie to them about my age cos I love money more than men, only money can make me change my age grin
You're funny
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by KingTom(m): 11:02pm On Apr 07, 2015
kenny987:
Oya wait, I am calculating. I need to make sure the DoB and age tally properly...
LWKMD just give me the official football age you gave your boyfriend grin grin grin
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by Nobody: 11:02pm On Apr 07, 2015
Truckpusher:
*clears throat*


Bring rat wey get white bear bear

Bring one blind mosquito

Bring a one barren cockroach

And the pubic hair of a Nigerian girl that has never lied before to her boyfriend. grin


With these items we will appease the gods to release you from the stranglehold of the spirit of woman wrappering. grin
shocked
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by Nobody: 11:03pm On Apr 07, 2015
Truckpusher:
Aha! na so una dun do meeting on top my mata finish abi?

Diaris Goduo - I no get strength for stubborn babe abeg, my own na jejeje dey jolly dey go.

No fighting - It should be all smiling all day grin
He hegrin Dunno anyone oh, just pulling your legs.
Btw, gals wey you deh 'wrap' on NL plenty na.

I promise not to fall hands again...Lolgrin Hatred is too strong a word to use.

Oya apologize and tell me your age. grin
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by An2elect2(f): 11:04pm On Apr 07, 2015
danbrowndmf:
i guess ur suprise right?
why should i be! it is good for a man to marry a younger partner tho...but well what do i know. God knows all.
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by Truckpusher(op): 11:04pm On Apr 07, 2015
standd:
He hegrin Dunno anyone oh, just pulling your legs.
Btw, gals wey you deh 'wrap' on NL plenty na.

I promise not to fall hands again...Lolgrin Hatred is too strong a word to use.

Oya apologize and tell me your age. grin
And there she goes again.

*Tongue tied* cheesy
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by Nobody: 11:04pm On Apr 07, 2015
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by KingTom(m): 11:05pm On Apr 07, 2015
Truckpusher:
*clears throat*


Bring rat wey get white bear bear

Bring one blind mosquito

Bring a one barren cockroach

[size=28pt]And the pubic hair of a Nigerian girl that has never lied before to her boyfriend[/size]. grin

With these items we will appease the gods to release you from the stranglehold of the spirit of woman wrappering. grin
BLOOD OF JESUS!!!!!! WHERE THE FÜCK AM I GOING TO FIND THE FOURTH ITEM? GUY YOU ARE VERY VERY WICKED, THAT IS NONEXISTENT, NA NEVERLAND ABI NARNIA WEY I GO FIND THAT KIN THING! CHAI!! TRUCKPUSHER, WHY EVILS? grin grin grin
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by aniagoluaustin(m): 11:06pm On Apr 07, 2015
An2elect2:
am a strong old woman, don't need a walking stick, child.
ok ma'am.smiley
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by Nobody: 11:06pm On Apr 07, 2015
Truckpusher:
And there she goes again.

*Tongue tied* cheesy
I guess you are 25years old then tongue
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by Truckpusher(op): 11:07pm On Apr 07, 2015
Justfollowit:
shocked
My daughter ,are you looking for husband too? cheesy

We have the cure for woman wrappering and we can also give you otapiapia that will make misogynist to be running after you ,washing your pants and smiling all day long. grin

Which do you want ? angry
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by Nobody: 11:07pm On Apr 07, 2015
KingTom:
BLOOD OF JESUS!!!!!! WHERE THE FÜCK AM I GOING TO FIND THE FOURTH ITEM? GUY YOU ARE VERY VERY WICKED, THAT IS NONEXISTENT, NA NEVERLAND ABI NARNIA WEY I GO FIND THAT KIN THING! CHAI!! TRUCKPUSHER, WHY EVILS? grin grin grin
Excuse me embarassed You guys be making Naija babes look like universal liars sad Not fair
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by Nobody: 11:09pm On Apr 07, 2015
standd:
Lolcheesy
Imagine that kind demand huh
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by danbrowndmf(m): 11:09pm On Apr 07, 2015
An2elect2:
why should i be! it is good for a man to marry a younger partner tho...but well what do i know. God knows all.
Yeah
Nyc DP though
*Triping*.cheesy
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by Nobody: 11:10pm On Apr 07, 2015
KingTom:
BLOOD OF JESUS!!!!!! WHERE THE FÜCK AM I GOING TO FIND THE FOURTH ITEM? GUY YOU ARE VERY VERY WICKED, THAT IS NONEXISTENT, NA NEVERLAND ABI NARNIA WEY I GO FIND THAT KIN THING! CHAI!! TRUCKPUSHER, WHY EVILS? grin grin grin
Oya come make I borrow you my own tongue
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by An2elect2(f): 11:10pm On Apr 07, 2015
aniagoluaustin:
ok ma'am.smiley
what an obedient child!
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by VickyRotex(f): 11:10pm On Apr 07, 2015
Truckpusher:
He didn't lie ,he refused to talk about it and that's two different thing.

Abi you dun dey read my comment upside down? cheesy
cheesy my bad... grin
I imagined he lied undecided

Which means, when a lady chooses not to talk about it, rather than lying, you'd see no biggy in it then...
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by Truckpusher(op): 11:10pm On Apr 07, 2015
standd:
Excuse me embarassed You guys be making Naija babes look like universal liars sad Not fair
And you've been lying to everyone here that you whooped my assss? cheesy

You see, it's in the DNA grin

It is only in Nigeria that a girl will introduce you to her remote-controlled boyfriend as his brother and the oluku will also agree to play the role. grin

Nigerian girls and lies be like monkey and banana. grin
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by nosike3(m): 11:11pm On Apr 07, 2015
sinaj:
itz d xme reason u guyz choose to date underage gurlz.


well m 27...
xo u see, not every gel lie bout their agewink
I am 29 since I was 20! You're pretty! shocked permission to send pm?
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by Nobody: 11:11pm On Apr 07, 2015
Truckpusher:
My daughter ,are you looking for husband too? cheesy

We have the cure for woman wrappering and we can also give you otapiapia that will make misogynist to be running after you ,washing your pants and smiling all day long. grin

Which do you want ? angry
I don't mind o

But not for Misogynist,.

What can you do for me, sir? tongue
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by CyberEBOLA(m): 11:11pm On Apr 07, 2015
Krystalxxx:
Thanks
You are too ugly for my likings. Jezz!!!
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by An2elect2(f): 11:11pm On Apr 07, 2015
danbrowndmf:
Yeah
Nyc DP though
*Triping*.cheesy
smiley
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by Nobody: 11:13pm On Apr 07, 2015
danbrowndmf:
tnx. older ladies are kind of more mature


Nyc Dp.
You look like my only sis.cheesy
That's nice, thanks
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by Nobody: 11:13pm On Apr 07, 2015
danbrowndmf:
tnx. older ladies are kind of more mature


Nyc Dp.
You look like my only sis.cheesy
smileythanks
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by Truckpusher(op): 11:13pm On Apr 07, 2015
SouffleX:
Oya come make I borrow you my own tongue
*Rushes and grabs him by the belt ,KingTom please dont believe her that's another lie* grin
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by kenny987(f): 11:13pm On Apr 07, 2015
KingTom:
LWKMD just give me the official football age you gave your boyfriend grin grin grin
To the one deserving of the honour to be called my bf, I tell the truth cos there's no need to lie but for u however, I must calculate n u must be patient! As na full-time employment 4 u, u must wait until d job u were sent to do is done then u can demand n morally justify ur pay... Patience...
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by Truckpusher(op): 11:14pm On Apr 07, 2015
Justfollowit:
I don't mind o

But not for Misogynist,.

What can you do for me, sir? tongue
Can you go through with the rituals? cheesy

Can you provide the items ? after this stage no going back oh grin
Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by sinaj(f): 11:14pm On Apr 07, 2015
dafuturis:
Going by your profile pic, if you had said 18 no one would ve doubted you.
smiley
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