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Midehi:
101%

you will need to visit me then so that I can confirm it myself.

Bollinger:
why dump her when you can teach her? when I met my wife, she couldn't cook to save her life. She was an orphan so no one really taught her. I am an exceptional cook and I took it upon myself to show her how to. Now she is a don. food is not the only ingredient for a successful marriage you know.

yes sir!!!
but do you some ladies aren't ready to learn.

Margauxluv:

lol wait for me na

agarawu23:
you will need to visit me then so that I can confirm it myself.

ha! that means you are looking for trouble cos you gonna forget your first name after eating.

Why u no marry her now? Na the same chin-gum babe's dem u go still go put for hus

IamLEGEND1:
while i hav absolutely nothing to contribute to diz thread, i will still like to take this opportunity to send a big shout-out to our house-help Munirat.

I want you to know dat i sèxually enjoy you. All these chin-gum babes are nothing compared to you. And nobody in this world does me like you do me.



And to MTN and NEPA (PHCN?,who cares)



na Only God go punish una.


And to Mobil filling station, Una own dey road.

She obviously made a mistake.

agarawu23:


when you pay 1million as her bride price and she offers you "sacrifice of the gods" as your dinner instead of plantain. bad market

NA STYLE OF THOSE CHIN GUM BABES OUT THERE... THEY ARE GOOD IN BEDMATICS N BAD IN THE KITCHEN.

Teach her after paying huge amount of cash as bride price Na wa oooo

emiye:
MUGU

e concern you?

emiye:
MUGU

e concern you?

Bollinger:
why dump her when you can teach her? when I met my wife, she couldn't cook to save her life. She was an orphan so no one really taught her. I am an exceptional cook and I took it upon myself to show her how to. Now she is a don. food is not the only ingredient for a successful marriage you know.

that is if she is willin to learn oo

Have a piece of my burnt offering babe.

Blizzyblinkzy:
It might be a mistake bt if is not then teach her

If men are broke; women don't wait, why should I teach when she can't cope when I am broke

Teach her if you love her

My gf even fried dodowith kerosene, but don't tell anybody outside ooo, that's the reason I send her away. She's worse at doing the bed things too, so what the essence of being in love with a liability?

agarawu23:
it's a pity majority of our ladies out there can't make common "pap" talk less of boiling eggs and you will see them praying for rich husband. smh

They are actually those who end up marrying rich husbands who can afford services of world class international standard chef. rich man wife no dey suffer much for kitchen..

Pinkiedearie:
Lolsss..teach her..

Teach who? I will so dumb her sorry ass.

agarawu23:


when you pay 1million as her bride price and she offers you "sacrifice of the gods" as your dinner instead of plantain. bad market

Little things make perfection but perfection is no little thing. Teach her if you know how to, Otherwise send her to a catering school. Nobody is an embodiment of knowledge after all.

Were u not d person smooching her nyash and boob5 when the thing got burnt?

Where is friedplantain

wristwatch:
Where is friedplantain

Right here

Oko munira,can I av alittle experience of her cooking pls?

Are those actually not all these charcoals used for roasting corn by the roadside?

Plantain kwa!

I teach her hw to fry it.

agarawu23:
I should teach her ? when her mum dey teach her how to cook, na film she go dey watch

To err is human, and to forgive is divine!

I cover my mouth and stomach with the blood of Jesus

agarawu23:
lol wait for me na

ok na

agarawu23:
lol wait for me na

ok na

This is no food but burnt offering!

lefulefu:
na that type of food u go see for roadside when dem offer the gods when u dey jog early in the morning.pray say u no match am by mistake

it shows u ate alot of irunmole/alusi food/sacrifices during your childhood days.. Na joke o

IamLEGEND1:
while i hav absolutely nothing to contribute to diz thread, i will still like to take this opportunity to send a big shout-out to our house-help Munirat.

I want you to know dat i sèxually enjoy you. All these chin-gum babes are nothing compared to you. And nobody in this world does me like you do me.

.

Badt guy

subbieD:
Right here

LOL. If u fry plantain like this for me, I will give u straight red card

Did she use the oil to fry the plantain or did she use the plantain to fry the oil ??

wristwatch:
LOL. If u fry plantain like this for me, I will give u straight red card

No worry,my own No go b black but purple