subbieD:



Haba!!!! Wats my own Na......
I'm just telling u Wat a real man should do

So make I teach u how to fry dodo niyen ooo??
Na only tibi tibi u wan sabi ni?

kinglekan:


So make I teach u how to fry dodo niyen ooo??

Na only tibi tibi u wan sabi ni?

Wasn't asking u o,
Taar

kinglekan:


So make I teach u how to fry dodo niyen ooo??

Na only tibi tibi u wan sabi ni?

Wat u guys dnt realise is d op might av a reason for bringin dis up let him tell us wat exactly is goin on, I once had a girl back then in sch. She was just like dat, I coped cos she was very good in other things I prefered over food

MrsChima:


1. N1 million air time
2. Brazilian weave
3. IPhone 6
4. 2 years of rent free accommodation

You want to send him to his early grave?
Someone who is still on the single 'n might not be searching train.

agarawu23:


when you pay 1million as her bride price and she offers you "sacrifice of the gods" as your dinner instead of plantain. bad market

...and if u dump her, u gonnno sleep wit pillow case.....abi??... GOAT!!!(no ofeeinse)

I can't cope with a bad cook

MrsChima:

Madam Chimoooo!!
E b like say u don miss me ooo

I'm not used to standing and cooking so I sometimes wander around when my plantain is frying and it ends up exactly like this. Then I run and throw it away in embarrassment before anybody sees it.

Fulaboy:
don't tell me you fry dodo like this

mayb she ws readin comments on nairaland or receivin her bf's call...hhhahahahah! Awon burnt offerin aye

I concur,the plantain looks like burnt offering

agarawu23:


when you pay 1million as her bride price and she offers you "sacrifice of the gods" as your dinner instead of plantain. bad market

most nigeria girls jst d way their brain is, they wil also display it wen servin food. If she can fry plantain like dis. Dat mean wen she wana fry chicken I doubt hw it wil look like. Chck her vry well am vry sure d only meal she can manage 2 prepare is indomie n she wil cook hot water.

Graccccccccy:
mayb she ws readin comments on nairaland or receivin her bf's call...hhhahahahah! Awon burnt offerin aye

at first I thought sey na charcoal seff

this one na dodo ikire na. better dodo of life. thumb up to d woman wey fry this one. I pray say ur husband go love u d more.

agarawu23:


when you pay 1million as her bride price and she offers you "sacrifice of the gods" as your dinner instead of plantain. bad market

One man's dodo is another man's burnt offering. I love my dodo burnt , I don't like it any other way but burnt

Burnt offering! May your sacrifice be accepted by d gods..

lefulefu:

ehen many of them sef will be saying that women dont need to cook coz a modern woman's place no dey for kitchen .If u see some of the poison wey our ladies dey cook wey dem dey call food u go hail .Our moms and grandmoms sabi cook die but modern ladies of today go prepare poison for kitchen dey call am food

You this goat, you have resumed abi?

Lool..Na burnt offering nau...eye lashes no let am see road well..na to fix nails like willi willi

Lool..Na burnt offering nau...eye lashes no let am see road well..na to fix nails like willi willi dem sabi

Sexist thread.

Onemansquad:
shue wetin b dis wan
i wil go back 2 colet ma 1million even wit interest

na dodo be this nawa ooooooooo

Onemansquad:
shue wetin b dis wan
i wil go back 2 colet ma 1million even wit interest

Na Burnt Offering o

agarawu23:
the thing tire me o, only to beg for recharge card dem sabi

is that plantain or ghanains?

agarawu23:
hmmm you are taking this issue too personal Mr

Sory Sir. Just that many comments here are too petty. Haba na men we be na, this is meant to be a joke but boys take am like assignment.

Burnt plantain does not mean one is a bad Cook, it occurs normally as mistakes.
But I see nothing wrong in teaching my wife how to cook. It'll be a pleasure.

Chai, wahala dey oo.

agarawu23:
I should teach her ? when her mum dey teach her how to cook, na film she go dey watch

Teach ke?
must someone's mum teach him/her how to cook.I am a guy and we are three boys in the house.Anytime our mom cooks we take turns to stay with her in the kitchen to learn from her.I can prepare okro soup,ogbono soup and my favourite which egusi soup.When i wan fry plantain i go cut am thin and fry am wella .If u eat my beans u go lick ur hand join .The problem with girls of today is that when their mama dey kitchen dem gom dey sitting room dey watch telemondo or nigerian films for african magic.their mama go send them message for kitchen dem go dey vex .Check out even the girls from poor homes..dem no sabi cook.na only junk food dem sabi chop.this is why these days na for Mister biggs or tasty fried chicken u go see them .choplating indomie,hotdogs and what have you.This is why you see a number of them with bulging stomachs .Just pray say when you marry and the girl no know how to cook she is willing to learn coz if she is not willing then na oyo oooo

ruffcoin99:
is that plantain or ghanains?

they are offerings for IFA

Blackfire:
Alusi okija shrine food

na that type of food u go see for roadside when dem offer the gods when u dey jog early in the morning.pray say u no match am by mistake

TrishaP:
What if you were sweet talking to her and she gets carried away by you to the bedroom would you still dump her?

babe, even if I bittertalk her to abyss, for the dodo to burn, did it also make her to cut it like pig shit?